To make people actually remember, here's it once for posterity: Minako is nonbinary and uses they/them. This message will be pinned so you people stop getting it wrong and pissing me off. If you get it wrong in the future I'm going to be much less nice, considering you have to scroll past it just to read the quest.
 
[X] A full-on battleship projectile that is thrown at high-speed at Langstenacht's face.
-[X] Rig the magazines to blow on impact.

I don't know if the magazines are full, but if they are, they would make a very big bang. Say it with me, "Homura wants a big boom."
 
So, with this being the 3rd or 4th story I've read that mentions Homu stealing a battleship, I have taken the time to make a meme that I thought of the first time I read of her having one.
 
[X] A full-on battleship projectile that is thrown at high-speed at Langstenacht's face.
-[X] Rig the magazines to blow on impact.
 
So, Langstenacht, seems... dangerous and a threat to absolutely everything. I have to ask however. How would it fare against the unfought super boss Aokigahara?
 
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So, Langstenacht, seems... dangerous and a threat to absolutely everything. I have to ask however. How would it fare against the unfought super boss Aokigahara?
Depends on what the Witch of Aokigahara is conceptually the Witch OF, but Langstenacht, Witch of Entropy, probably wins eventually. She always does, arguably.
 
CHAPTER FINALE B-SIDE - 4
[X] Battleship Projectile

"Well, a big ship is a big projectile." You nod sagely. "I think we could manage to charge that up and toss it."

Akane shakes her head. "I don't know if I'll be able to throw it fast enough to make a big impact. Or worse, I throw it so hard that it begins to break apart."

"Charging an object with magic makes it more durable. I should know; I've done it many times with my arsenal." Homura smiles as they pull out a brick of C4. "All of my arsenal."

"Well, that begs the question: since we know that initial strike won't do much more than annoy Langstenacht," Sayaka says as she crosses her arms, "what do we follow up with?"

"Well...we strike from the mountains."

[=]
Langstenacht sits among a sea of ice. Its six hands stretch outwards, its eyes glazed as it stares downwards. Its hands flex and twist, its jaw hanging open, teeth flexing in and out as it focuses.

And all it feels is pain. Horrible, twisting, nightmarish pain. A decades-long sleep torn asunder by the actions of another. An earth-shattering migraine caused by a usurper, a young witch who burrowed into its soul, unwelcome and unwanted. The curtains had closed. The show was over.

And yet here it is, an unwelcome encore.

It doubles over, its dress warping in the wind. Its hands close over its stomach in a scream of pain loud enough to be heard around the world. The ice begins to spread as it tries to make the world stop. As it tries to make everything stop.

And it is then that the USS North Carolina, a ship sold for scrap in 2025, flies across the bay at approximately eight hundred kilometers per hour. She is engulfed by licks of orange flame, an ornate golden hull and cracks of molten rock lining her underside. Metal pours out from beneath clearly never to sail again as superheated runoff drips onto the frosted ocean below.

Langstenacht looks up as it attempts to bathe the world in frost, only for its own world to be engulfed by metal and flame and forty-one thousand metric tonnes of battleship.

And then Homura Akemi pulls the trigger and five solid bricks of C4, each the size of a car, all detonate among dangerous, ancient ammunition.


The explosion is deafening.

The ice cracks, water steams, and the clouds overhead part. Langstenacht is thrown backwards by the force, the city underneath further cracked and shattered, the peninsula that Mitakihara was once settled on breaks. The half of the mountainside facing Mitakihara is blasted clean; buildings from Walpurgisnacht just twenty years ago are reduced to atoms, the training grounds, once ruined and then iced over, annihilated.

The buildings on the waterfront of Kasamino ripple before the glass windows shatter a second later, and all of Japan feels a light rumble from the impact.

And it's then, from the mountainside, that the magi of Mitakihara climb over the cresting hill.

[=]​

Your name is Sayaka, and you feel the need to mention your own personal concerns. "Well, after we climb that mountain, if there's anything left after the explosion, who should go first? We have to come up with some idea."

"I mean, we could open with an artillery salvo," Mami says. "There's nothing preventing me from bombarding Langstenacht with nonstop shelling."

"I'm not sure." You shake your head. "That kind of depends on how magi react to being within its field of influence. The detonation of the ship gives us some kind of opening but I'm imagining that, worst-case scenario, the witch will interfere with our magic."

"Do you think it'll sever the connection with our soul gems?"

"Maybe. Or it drains our powers until we can't defend ourselves."

"The magi that were caught were mostly killed by the initial shattering of Mitakihara," Yuki mutters. "Crushed by debris, shattered...I wasn't able to see what happened to our gems."

Minako shakes their head. "I was out too fast to see, too."

"Well, then we plan for different possibilities." Takane takes a step forward. "I mean...I do believe an artillery salvo would be helpful, but if soul gem interference is an issue then perhaps you should prioritize the people who..."

"If you are suggesting that I take my child, their girlfriend, and Mami and charge them directly towards Langstenacht without backup, then you are sorely mistaken. That's not a risk I'm taking."

You set your jaw. You know that Minako's going to have to get to Langstenacht. You know that conventional weaponry won't do much against it.

But you want to keep them all as safe as you can.

"There has to be a way for us to insert a strike team with an easy out." You glance around. "With the initial strike on Langstenacht, if there is any reaction at all, we can expect swift and terrible retaliation."

[=]​

Langstenacht screeches as its six hands scrape ice, as the gears inside its jaw twist and turn, as the glowing eyesockets turn blood-red. Red-hot flames lap at its beautiful silk and its wings and its gold and it just wants it to stop and stop and stop. It claws at itself, skyscraper-sized hands scraping at skyscraper-sized ribs and skyscraper-sized gears.

And then a wave of frost echoes across the field. The ice rips across the ocean, engulfing the remains of Mitakihara. The explosion is frozen in the air, ashen debris suddenly turned into a towering sculpture of loosely-connected ice. A frost-mushroom hangs in the sky before it dissolves into snow.

And all the while, Langstenacht's two eyes, dazed, confused, and enraged, scan the landscape, just in time to find an army of magi crossing their very own Rubicon.

[=]​

"I can see that happening," Takane says. "Well, do we have an out? An exit vector?"

"Yes," Homura replies. "Me. I don't know how Langstenacht deals with timestop, but I'm going to guess that it's hard to respond to something that's outside of time."

"Hrm." You nod. "Ultimately, I don't think there's a right answer, and we're relying on a lot of unknowns. But I think..."

[] We should send in absolutely everyone. Homura should hopefully be able to cover them.

[] Split the team. Artillery should bombard Langstenacht from the mountains, while an assault team crosses into the ice field.

[] Write-in an alternative, if you have one.
 
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I appreciate the scrapping note, better than Homu stealing and blowing up a museum, even though destroying said museum is pretty justified if it means the universe isn't destroyed.

What idiot forgot to take that out before they sold it for junk?
The greater question would be why she has any at all, I doubt any of the US museum ships have much ammo aboard past exhibits. Perhaps that and her planned scraping were caused by some magical girl wishing shenanigans.
 
The greater question would be why she has any at all, I doubt any of the US museum ships have much ammo aboard past exhibits. Perhaps that and her planned scraping were caused by some magical girl wishing shenanigans.
Presumably Homura abused her Meguca powers to get filthy rich and bought it. Or she committed grand theft battleship and everyone thinks the junker is attempting the most transparent fraudulent thef claim ever.
 
[X] We should send in absolutely everyone. Homura should hopefully be able to cover them.
 
[X] Split the team. Artillery should bombard Langstenacht from the mountains, while an assault team crosses into the ice field.
 
CHAPTER FINALE B-SIDE - 5
[X] Split the team. Artillery should bombard Langstenacht from the mountains, while an assault team crosses into the ice field.

"Keeping everyone together means leaving us as a single, large target. Here's what I think we could do," you say with a glance to Takane, "and check me on this."

[=]

The first half of the Mitakihara siege begins as Langstenacht screeches in rage, an inhuman, warped squeal that echoes with the cries of a forgotten cult leader. It raises two hands to its face, the howl of wind turning into a singular, massive sphere that grows and grows and grows. Bony fingers barely hold onto it, the wind lapping at the tips and shredding pieces of material away before it finally...

Lets go.

The sphere drifts forward slowly, a building-sized ball of wind and frost that shakes wildly as the cold inside fights against the warm outside. It easily engulfs where the Mitakihara team stood, the ice biting into the mountain as wind shreds rock like a massive angle grinder. Molten earth sprays upwards before being flash-frozen into stone.

And then the sphere finally explodes. The entire front of the mountain range is blasted away. Spikes of ice are thrown into the sky at Mach 2, parting the frozen clouds before they quickly cover the sun back up. The air turns frigid, the ocean below Langstenacht cracking and rippling as chunks of it are torn apart, as sections of it rise and are locked in place. It's almost as though the ocean itself is made of frosted basalt cliffs, segmented and jutting out of the ground at odd angles.

Langstenacht hisses as it stares at the spot where the group once was. It is not so short-sighted as to believe that it would kill the magi before it, oh no. It raises its fist again, hand like a spear, ready to plunge.

And it's then that artillery ripples across the body of Langstenacht. Yellow shells, laced with purple, all shower Langstenacht's body. Rapid-fire shells rain down across it from a myriad of cannons along the wall of Kasamino.

It raises its hands in preparation to strike again, this time towards a crowded city of innocent people.

[=]
"So as soon as we notice Langstenacht moving to attack us, we can reposition with Homura more or less instantly." You move your hand across the map projected on the table in front of you. "They can bring us to an immediate flanking position, as Langstenacht either attacks or is shelled by artillery."

"That brings up another question." Takane raises her hand. "The artillery could just become a new target for Langstenacht. I would doubt that it lacks ranged options."

"Well, then we just have to improvise," you say. "If Langstenacht moves to attack the artillery team, or, god forbid, Kasamino, then we can distract it up-close."

"I don't think we should keep the artillery close to Kasamino," Kyouko mutters.

"We're not." You smile. "We're keeping one artillery piece close to Kasamino."

[=]​

Shelling immediately interrupts from another direction. A wave of rocket launchers fires from over the mountain as mortar shells and artillery cannons and white phosphorous rain down upon Langstenacht. Ice breaks, smoke bursts, and flames rip through the sky as the Witch of Entropy raises a knife-hand once again and plunges it into the mountainside.

Then it plunges another. And another.

Three hands pull at the mountain rage between Mitakihara and Kasamino, then rip. The entire field is torn aside, infrastructure irreparably damaged, mountains ripped in half before they collapse into the open bedrock below. Magma threatens to bubble up before the cool winds of Langstenacht freeze all of it into solid obsidian. From behind the mountains there is Homura Akemi, still loading a cannon; this time a single, ancient artillery piece from World War I that probably belonged in a museum more than any modern battlefield.

And in a flash, it fires.

The shell doesn't even make it to Langstenacht's face. It bounces across the mountainside and off into the ocean behind it.

It responds by tearing free the top of the mountain to its left away and throwing it.

The ground ripples and shatters as the old amusement park that Minako once trained in is obliterated, turned into a red-hot crater before flash-freezing into a billowing sculpture of smoke and ice.

Surrounding a single, massive cruise missile.

[=]​

"Do you think there's a chance we can actually scratch Langstenacht?" You raise your head. "I'm still trying to think of whether or not we can beat it like we did Walpurgisnacht."

"The endgoal shouldn't be to just beat it," Minako immediately speaks, and you turn to face them. "I mean...we can't really destroy it normally."

"Let's try that after everything else has failed."

"I don't think anything else is going to work, mom."

"We don't know that!"

[=]​

The cruise missile rams into Langstenacht's chest. It tears through the dress, through the ribcage, embedding itself in the back of the Witch of Entropy's spine. The engine roars, pushing her backwards by a kilometer, metal gears grinding against ice pillars and columns.

And then it tears the missile out. The engine dies as it's directly pulled from the fuel, flames immediately engulfing the structure as the weapon detonates against its chest. A fierce explosion, but not fierce enough.

[=]​

Your name is Minako Miki-Sakura. And you're trying to get your mom to listen.

"Did anything work against Walpurgisnacht?!"

"When we tried hard enough, yes! Yes it did!" Your mom stands, proud, covered in armor, and your powers tell you she's terrified. "We don't need to send you directly at it to beat it! I'm not about to send my child on a suicide mission!"

[=]​

Langstenacht flash-freezes the explosion once more. It screams once again, teeth chattering against each other. The ice ripples again, pillars shifting in and out of the ocean, water splashing only to be frozen into little droplets of ice in midair.

Gunfire ripples from several different directions, some from Kasamino, some from behind the ruined mountains, and now some from what is left of Mitakihara as a number of magi approach.

Except there's a new problem, as Sayaka quickly realizes.

She charges ahead, through ice and snow; as a magi there is no problem with the cold.

But Langstenacht is not a witch of frost. It is a witch of entropy.

As Sayaka and her crew charge ahead, they quickly realize that Langstenacht destroys energy. As she moves on ahead, as her wife moves beside her, as Akane tears a chunk of ice and tosses it towards Langstenacht, she realizes that her armor is beginning to flicker.

She turns upwards, Langstenacht looming overhead as she digs her heel into the ice.

Her soul gem's glow is beginning to stutter. Her arm feels heavy for a second before she pulls it backwards.

"Shit, shit, shit."

"Sayaka!"

Sayaka whips her head to the side to see her wife, with two of her ten arms already beginning to fade. Her vision blurs as she turns to see several other magi already experiencing the same thing. She turns towards Kasamino again.

And it's then that there is another blast of ice and frost. The wind picks up. The ice field grows, stretching out into the bay. A little chunk of it begins to find its way into Kasamino. Citizens unlucky enough to be too close to the waterfront begin to feel lethargic. Some, previously full of energy, fall asleep on the spot. Others feel a powerful fatigue. Still others simply stare at the ceiling, wondering why they cannot move.

And anyone watching the spectacle outside collapses.

[=]​

Your mom is terrified, rightfully so. She loves you, right? And why wouldn't she? She is your mother. She and Kyouko raised you in a world that was designed to kill you and people like you. They made a nook for you and everyone like you.

But now, that safety's gone. You can't rely on it anymore. And you shouldn't have to.

It's the endgame. You can convince your mom to give you a functional plan...

Or perhaps...

[] Convince your mom. (Write-in a plan and something to say)
 
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All right, people. Let's start working out a plan to convince Sayaka and Kyouko that Minako getting involved in this is not the worst idea ever.

The fact of the matter is that if Minako can get in tune with Langstenacht then even if they can't overcome it, they might be able to slow it down enough for the other Magi to have a fighting chance. And, frankly, at this point I feel like Minako would insist on trying not only for that, but because they've come to pity Witches and want to help them. Their power is tailor-made for relieving their suffering, and Langstenacht is worse than anything Minako has ever encountered before.

So starting from that premise, how do we want to proceed in selling this?
 
All right, people. Let's start working out a plan to convince Sayaka and Kyouko that Minako getting involved in this is not the worst idea ever.

The fact of the matter is that if Minako can get in tune with Langstenacht then even if they can't overcome it, they might be able to slow it down enough for the other Magi to have a fighting chance. And, frankly, at this point I feel like Minako would insist on trying not only for that, but because they've come to pity Witches and want to help them. Their power is tailor-made for relieving their suffering, and Langstenacht is worse than anything Minako has ever encountered before.

So starting from that premise, how do we want to proceed in selling this?

Well, I think one thing to point out is that there's not really anywhere safe at the moment. It's not a choice between safety and risk, not really.
 
Well, I think one thing to point out is that there's not really anywhere safe at the moment. It's not a choice between safety and risk, not really.

This is true. There's really nowhere on earth to go at this point that won't be in danger, so either Langstenacht is stopped here or the world ends and everyone dies.
 
[] Mom. There's no where to run. If we fail, the world's going to die, and we're going to die with it. There's no safety for anyone, at a time like this. If I can do anything at all, even just a little, to save the world, I have to do it. There's no second chances. There's no time for caution or saving our strength for another battle.
-[] And I can help, because [Insert second argument about what sorts of talents/etc they has that can help]

Something starting like this?
 
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As for actual tactics, Minako needs to get in fairly close if they're going to use their power on Langstenacht. I figure keeping it distracted will help with that, but they're also going to need some help getting there so anything that boosted mobility and speed would be ideal. The longer they're on the ice the more time Langstenacht's entropy field has to work on them, so they'll have to move fast.
 
Indeed, it can and should be argued that in the face of uniform extinction, running directly at the danger is in fact the safest course of action.

We don't have the option to not fight it. We have the option to fight it now, with support, or in five minutes, alone.

That said, there is technically an alternate plan where we don't have to fight it at all. Magi are technically immortal, so we could technically just run off with Homu, fight/save some other witch to remove her timestop grief cost, then stop time and just never restart it. I'm sure we can find a magical girl with a power like Mami's ribbons that lets us pull everyone in the radius of a city into Homu's timestop. Then... we just live there. I mean, we're magical girls. We don't need physics to thrive.:V

Don't tell our mom tho. She might think that's actually viable.

edit: Hey, I think that means that between Homu and Minako, we do technically have entropy solved! Incubators, eat your heart out.
 
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