Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

[Zavvnao]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

Latter, we need a baking day with Jun-ho, Issachar, and Abzu. All three would be cute and eager to bake, and I know I like doing that myself.

 

[Lizard Knight]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

Latter, we need a baking day with Jun-ho, Issachar, and Abzu. All three would be cute and eager to bake, and I know I like doing that myself.

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You forgot Makram, Who would just smug the whole way through.
It wil be glorious.

 

[Mizu]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

The house seems quite haunted indeed. I wonder what happened to make it so, and if we'll encounter a vampire in the basement?

 

[Zavvnao]

You forgot Makram, Who would just smug the whole way through.
It wil be glorious.

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then we should just bring everyone in for the cooking day.

if Issachar is really an angel like people are guessing, it would be even more aggrivating to Eldingar if he made angelfood cake.

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

The house seems quite haunted indeed. I wonder what happened to make it so, and if we'll encounter a vampire in the basement?

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you mean closet?

 

[WanderingEye]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

So...vampire? or uh those I'm cursed woe is me type? or even maybe a lecherous talking skull? (i kinda hoping the last tbh)

 

[LaRed]

"The house crest, it looks like," you murmur, mostly for your own benefit. "A three-headed dragon I think. But the emblem's incomplete. See?" You tap the shaped hollows. "We have to find the missing dragon heads."

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Of course the creepy house in the woods has Resident Evil puzzles, of course it does.

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

Rule 1 of horror is 'Don't split the party' so...

 

[Taut_Templar]

[X] Split up. Go to the maze while he goes to the greenhouse, reconvene at the cemetary. You'll definitely make it before sunset with no possible downsides.

 

[ctulhuslp]

As an immortal dragon against whom even armies are insufficient of course you aren't intimidated by the oppressive curtain of shadow the canopy casts or the immense towering height of every broad, pillar-like tree, such that even in your true form you could comfortably move around. It's just fairly noteworthy is all. Nothing to let bother you.

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As a reminder, it is totally not to the benefit of big blue baby to be with Issachar. He is totally not scared, you see.

 

[KillingYouNicely]

[X] Split up. Go to the maze while he goes to the greenhouse, reconvene at the cemetery. You'll definitely make it before sunset with no possible downsides.
I kinda want to see the blue baby spooked out of his mind and go running back to the totally normal farmer for safety.
Also;

So...vampire? or uh those I'm cursed woe is me type? or even maybe a lecherous talking skull? (i kinda hoping the last tbh)

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I totally want the next boyfriend to be a totally misjudged evil necromancer bound to his own skull. Please.

 

[The Laurent]

He makes banana bread. We will marry him. That is all.

 

[inukai44]

[X] Split up. Go to the maze while he goes to the greenhouse, reconvene at the cemetary. You'll definitely make it before sunset with no possible downsides.

 

[QueenPally]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

 

[Narakhan]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

 

[Mechasaurian]

[X] Split up. Go to the maze while he goes to the greenhouse, reconvene at the cemetary. You'll definitely make it before sunset with no possible downsides.

"Let's split up, gang! We can cover more (of the) ground (with our blood) that way!"

...given that I doubt horror movie tropes will work on a dragon or an angel, this should be amusing.

 

[Guessmyname]

"I suppose it's acceptable for ah, 'rustic' cooking," Makram interjects in his very Makram way. "But really if we're talking about skill at the culinary arts you should look no further than my own considerable talents. Give me an hour and I could whip up a seven-course banquet fit for a king, as I often did back in my day, you see the style of the time was-"

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*BACK IN MY DAY intensifies*

"I am sadly just a humble lightning farmer come bearing gifts of banana bread," Issachar replies coolly, meeting your gaze with such ease you swear you see a flicker of Makram-esque smug within it.

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Oh Issachar, you so have not yet tomoda

To the right you see an honest-to-goodness hedge maze just like you've always secretly wanted, the dense bushy green 'walls' so high you'd have to fly to cheat.

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Eldingar is a dragon of wealth and taste I see. Fuck yes hedge mazes are great.

"Shhhh shhh shh shh Issachar," you shush him. You pres one daggerlike talon to his lips and he goes crosseyed looking down at it. You pull it away again. "If basic puzzle etiquette is this new to you then I invite you to please shush. Obviously the lair has to be locked, but it's a rubbish lair that nobody can actually get into. So you tease an adventurer's brain by putting them through a series of progressively more difficult trials to wear them down and then slowly funnel them towards your personal chambers!"

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Ssssooo.... occupant confirmed for dragon? Seems to be a final boss type of some sort either way

 

[Wade Garrett]

[X] Split up then follow him in secret. He might start using the secret powers you know he has while he thinks you're not around to see, so what better chance to catch him in the act?

@Salty makes a compelling argument.

 

[wingstrike96]

[X] Split up then follow him in secret. He might start using the secret powers you know he has while he thinks you're not around to see, so what better chance to catch him in the act?

 

[VagueZ]

[X] Split up then follow him in secret. He might start using the secret powers you know he has while he thinks you're not around to see, so what better chance to catch him in the act?

Either we'll learn something, or he'll solve all the puzzles for us and we get a scene where Issachar can be all disappointed with us for failing to get even one dragon head while he got them all.

Win-win.

 

[ChildishChimera]

[X] Split up then follow him in secret. He might start using the secret powers you know he has while he thinks you're not around to see, so what better chance to catch him in the act?

 

[Glassware]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

Ok while frustration would be hilarious, we picked this option for cute boyfriend talk and I stand by it.

 

[Archeo Lumiere]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.
See logic above

 

[RexHeller]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset

 

[kichithewolf]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.

Never split the party. And getting to hang out with Issachar will be nice.

 

[Lizard Knight]

[X] Go with Issachar to each location in order. You'll have time to chat, but he'll probably make you do all the work, and you might not beat the sunset.
Stalking Issachar would be hillarious and adorable, but this is better for Eldingar as a character.
He just had a very stressful situation in Söfnun, he needs to have a nice walk and just talk to the totally-normal-lightning-farmer-who-happens-to-have-visions-and-wants-us-to-not-mess-up-our-destiny-and-not-an-angel-guys-honest that is Issachar.
It will be good for him.
If he can stand how polite Issachar is.

 

[Unbanshee]

"We'll pencil it in when we get back," he says. "But for now; Eldingar, shall we?"

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GASP!
As God is my witness, I want a Top Chef episode where Issachar and Eldingar are judges so freaking much now.

He looks at you like you're the one with the three heads. "But why would you lock your front door with three keys that are still accessible from outside the locked door?" he asks, so bewildered it's precious. "That seems more like a lock designed to annoy the owner than keep anyone out-"

"Shhhh shhh shh shh Issachar," you shush him. You pres one daggerlike talon to his lips and he goes crosseyed looking down at it. You pull it away again. "If basic puzzle etiquette is this new to you then I invite you to please shush. Obviously the lair has to be locked, but it's a rubbish lair that nobody can actually get into. So you tease an adventurer's brain by putting them through a series of progressively more difficult trials to wear them down and then slowly funnel them towards your personal chambers!"

"... hm. I suppose this would be your area of expertise," he replies.

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I mean obviously man, COME ON

[X] Split up then follow him in secret. He might start using the secret powers you know he has while he thinks you're not around to see, so what better chance to catch him in the act?
guys guys guys guys we just robbed a major house with tons of security. we're practically master thieves already, and there's no way this could go wrong