[X] Head to the Adventurers Guild in town and arrange for an expedition with your new influx of funds. You're in a Mood and the only cure is gold, jewels and magic trinkets - and the Beyond is the best place to get all three of those quick.

Our cover story for going into town was that we needed to make arrangements to renovate the cave. Renovations should always end in decorating, and how better to do so than with precious shinies?
 
a grey-white and black bird-woman with a halo of longer black feathers splayed out behind her head like some kind of fashion statement and several gold rings stacked up around her throat.
This seems to be all the definition of Amina we have, btw, which isn't a whole lot of information....

But it's enough for me to make a rough sketch, at least!

 
[X] Head to the Adventurers Guild in town and arrange for an expedition with your new influx of funds. You're in a Mood and the only cure is gold, jewels and magic trinkets - and the Beyond is the best place to get all three of those quick.
 
"Lord Elding?" your secretary's voice -Bertrina you think?- filters through the door, slightly muffled. "I thought it best to speak to you about recent events at your earliest convenience."

"Ah, I see. I just need a moment to-"

CRACK goes the wood as her foot drives through the lock, splintering and shattering as the ruined door almost sheepishly swings inward to admit her. She strides in as if nothing were out of the ordinary, cradling a thick leather-bound notebook.
"Apologies," she says. "I had no key. I'll arrange for the House to buy the building when we leave. On to the matter at hand - you are aware of the ruinous attack on the House Rosso enclave and their vault, yes?"

You look down at yourself. You didn't change forms or clothes before you slept. You are still a bipedal blue dragon in a sneaking suit.

"... I know of it, yes," you say seriously, folding your claws around the bag full of bearer bonds balanced on your belly with a rubbery creak.
"House Rosso representatives were understandably difficult to reach, but I believe I was able to adequately convey to them that House Elding is still willing to discuss the terms of a buyout come the week's end, albeit perhaps not in the direction they were expecting," she recites coolly, amber eyes flicking between you and her notebook and back again. "Additionally I took the liberty of arranging a board meeting - if you would like to attend and personally restore faith in your leadership, I'm sure it would be much appreciated. If you get changed now and follow my planned route you can make it with time to spare and breakfast in your choice of three cuisines."
You blink once. "How were you not promoted sooner?"

"There was competition," she replies flatly.

You pause a moment, eyes narrowing slightly. "What kind of competition?"

"No one was killed. Your schedule?"


[X] Speak with Amina about what the House will be focusing on during your short vacation. She's probably not going to burn it down or rob you while you're away like the last secretary, but maybe what little useful input you have to offer will mean something.
 
[x] Head to the Adventurers Guild in town and arrange for an expedition with your new influx of funds. You're in a Mood and the only cure is gold, jewels and magic trinkets - and the Beyond is the best place to get all three of those quick.

This sounds like recharging and relaxing, to me. Eldingar told himself that he can grab bearer bonds if he can convert them to gold or the like. This is how he can do that.
 
Bearer bonds were the efficiënt option
But efficiency is not always good on the mind.
After the utter BLASHEMY of the bearer bonds, ol' Eldy needs to something Nice for himself.
He has aranged for a sleeping place for his peoplefriends and for his business took the money Which should not be
So now its time for Some Eldingar time...
So getting gold and gems, Eldy needs that right now more Then anything.
 
Bearer bonds were the efficiënt option
But efficiency is not always good on the mind.
After the utter BLASHEMY of the bearer bonds, ol' Eldy needs to something Nice for himself.
He has aranged for a sleeping place for his peoplefriends and for his business took the money Which should not be
So now its time for Some Eldingar time...
So getting gold and gems, Eldy needs that right now more Then anything.

Oh, yeah. Certainly.

We should be picking out special pieces of loot for each of them.

We probably have enough to hire what this world's equivalent of A or S rank would be. That was a lot of money.
 
[X] Speak with Amina about what the House will be focusing on during your short vacation. She's probably not going to burn it down or rob you while you're away like the last secretary, but maybe what little useful input you have to offer will mean something.

Picked because Amina is an interesting character who I'd like to see more of.
 
[x] Head to the Adventurers Guild in town and arrange for an expedition with your new influx of funds. You're in a Mood and the only cure is gold, jewels and magic trinkets - and the Beyond is the best place to get all three of those quick.

Yeah we seriously need to fix our hoard situation, especially now that our living arrangements are going to be otherwise somewhat respectable - having an undersized hoard in an expansive lair just screams "I spent beyond my means on fancy contractors." Which, yes, is literally what we did, but no self-respecting dragon should allow others to see that "beyond their means" is even a meaningful concept.
 
[X] Head to the Adventurers Guild in town and arrange for an expedition with your new influx of funds. You're in a Mood and the only cure is gold, jewels and magic trinkets - and the Beyond is the best place to get all three of those quick.
 
You just don't make a sufficiently persuasive argument to override my liking for Hypercompetent Secretary Bird Who Never Skips Leg Day. :V

I mean she's a fun character no doubt about it but, like, time slots are pretty precious and every one we take has an associated opportunity cost whether it's advancing our relationship with one of our potential love interests, exploring other plot hooks, or reducing Eldingar's stress levels. It's pretty low-key and not heavily mechanized or anything but it's very much there. And frankly, like, time spent with Amina isn't gonna be wasted exactly. I'm just not clear what it's meaningfully serving beyond an OOC "I like this character".

Which is fine but, like, it's not gonna be less stressful or actually relaxing for the big blue dumbass. And sending him into an emotional crash is an possible outcome if shit isn't carefully managed, it's happened before.
 
Which is fine but, like, it's not gonna be less stressful or actually relaxing for the big blue dumbass. And sending him into an emotional crash is an possible outcome if shit isn't carefully managed, it's happened before.

Was the last time he crashed when his treasure was blown up?

I have had autistic meltdowns, and I know how horrible it is to be overwhelmed. I feel for him and wish I could give him a hug with my wing-arms.

I think we're being very mean to this sweet boy

It's the inverse law of harem protagonists

The more we dunk on Eldingar the better his life impro-oh god SV is collectively his mother

It is like Hellblade: Senua's Sacrtifice, where the main character has psychosis and has voices following her. We are the voices following Eldingar.

Let's make sure we are good voices.
 
uh
fair enough

[X] Head to the Adventurers Guild in town and arrange for an expedition with your new influx of funds. You're in a Mood and the only cure is gold, jewels and magic trinkets - and the Beyond is the best place to get all three of those quick.
 
[X] Head to the Adventurers Guild in town and arrange for an expedition with your new influx of funds. You're in a Mood and the only cure is gold, jewels and magic trinkets - and the Beyond is the best place to get all three of those quick.
 
I mean she's a fun character no doubt about it but, like, time slots are pretty precious and every one we take has an associated opportunity cost whether it's advancing our relationship with one of our potential love interests, exploring other plot hooks, or reducing Eldingar's stress levels. It's pretty low-key and not heavily mechanized or anything but it's very much there. And frankly, like, time spent with Amina isn't gonna be wasted exactly. I'm just not clear what it's meaningfully serving beyond an OOC "I like this character".

Which is fine but, like, it's not gonna be less stressful or actually relaxing for the big blue dumbass. And sending him into an emotional crash is an possible outcome if shit isn't carefully managed, it's happened before.
Before I say anything else, you are very good putting forth a compelling argument.

In my opinion, No choice her is 'bad' or 'good' in and off its self. Each choicr has consequences. Its not one choice that gives a problem, its a collection of choices.
We need way Eldingars situation, relationships and mental health. Previous vote we chose the smart, efficient choice at the cost of Eldingars mental health. Talking With Amina id good for his situation and relationship With Anima, buying gifts is good got hus relationship With the bois.
However, Eldingar has had a LOT of stress
Which is Why need GOLD.
(Which, I mean, you are aware of Tenfold but Some of the others aren't)
I think we're being very mean to this sweet boy
This sweet boi is my child, I love Eldingar.
I Also like making fun of our bog Blue baby.
I make fun of him Because I CARE.
It's the inverse law of harem protagonists

The more we dunk on Eldingar the better his life impro-oh god SV is collectively his mother
Eldingar is our Precious baby, Yes.
 
Well then!

[X] Head to the Adventurers Guild in town and arrange for an expedition with your new influx of funds. You're in a Mood and the only cure is gold, jewels and magic trinkets - and the Beyond is the best place to get all three of those quick.

Omegahugger has multiple priorities, not all of them Jun-ho/Abzu related.
 
Interlude Two - The Homewrecking Fox
The first red flag was that Eldingar didn't flit to and fro all around his lair checking everything the contractors had chopped and changed. He just walked straight in through the new front door and made a beeline for his hoard.

He'd paid for quick and the Plutocracy labourers had given him quick - they'd made it out to the spire in record time and laid into it immediately, a pair of earth elementals tunnelling straight through the front of the rocky edifice as if it were soft cheese before their shovel-like hands. The gargantuan workers turned the raw stone as malleable as mud with but a touch, and they performed the larger-scale parts with almost breathtaking efficiency. The mortals followed closely behind, carving away and smoothing over the excess before the contact magic wore off, fearlessly pursuing the stony titans down into the freshly-excavated depths. Jun-ho watched it all from his scaly coils with open interest. Makram just floated away to find a less noisy place to nap. Belial only showed up later, once the work was starting to wrap up. That Eldingar was the last one home seemed curious. That he didn't come home all night was almost worrying.

"Oh, hey!" Belial waved at Eldingar as he passed. "I was just wondering what... kept you." His hand slowly lowered as the dragon nearly passed him without so much as a backwards glance.

"Mm? Oh, nothing much. Had to deal with a few financial wrinkles," Eldingar replied, waving his hand dismissively. "Nothing to worry about."

"Hey! You're back!" Jun-ho launched himself forward and half-slid, half-skidded to a stop beside his strangely-still-bipedal blue dragon host. "You should really check the rooms they added! They're still kinda basic at this point but the layout's all there and there's some furniture so it almost feels like a castle now!"

"That's nice," Eldingar replied, and the second red flag was that he was disinterested in entirely the wrong way. Granted he certainly sounded a little irritated and long-suffering which was very him, but there was a note of feigned interest and that was certainly a new companion of Eldingar's. "Look I'm mostly just in and out, I came to grab the map and take another look at the lay of the land, so to speak. I'll be back when the job's done properly so there's a finished lair to look at."

"Okay," Jun-ho replied, a little dejected, and slumped down with his chin on his crossed forelegs. Eldingar walked on, crouched down beside the hoard and started to dig through in search of the map tube. The lair was quiet for a spell, filled chiefly with naught but the jingle of coin rattling against jewels and cascading down and around a pair of scaly forearms thrust almost elbow-deep into the pile.

"Having a senior moment already?" Makram remarked, reclining on his cloud not far from Eldingar shoulder. "How tragic. Kicking in at a fresh young century and change - what will you be like when you get older? I do hope for all our sakes you remain continent."

"Not now, ifrit," Eldingar grumbled, searching through the gold with increasing irritation. Makram's eyes slowly narrowed, his head slowly rising off its lazy perch on his hand.

"Are you looking for this?" he asked loftily. Producing, the moment Eldingar turned his head and looked, a tightly-furled scroll half hanging from a travel-worn leather case. A few trickles of gold dust wormed their way between his fingers as he took hold of it, wiggling it for emphasis.

Eldingar scowled. "Give that back to me. I don't have time nor am I in the mood for any games right now."

Makram slowly lifted his eyebrows. "Hm. I see." He glanced at the map-scroll in his hand, then back at Eldingar.

And immolated the blue dragon in an instant golden pyre.

"MAKRAM!" Jun-ho leapt to his feet in shock as the unnatural conflagration climbed higher and higher, throwing bright light and darker shadows madly across the contours of the cavern walls. Belial started forward in the background, Jun-ho mostly paralysed with in decision, and all the while Makram kept his hand raised to sustain the fire.

"Are you new at this or do you just take no pride in your work?" Makram asked over the roar of the flames, dismissing the random map back to where he'd found it. "I'm definitely going to kill you either way, I just wanted to know for my own interests."

Something shifted within the pillar of golden flame, forcing even Makram to sit something close to upright. There was a flash of heat, movement as quick and sharp as a sword-slash, and all at once the magic was simply cancelled. Flames cut like stalks of barley, severed at the root only to fade away. The shape within, not even close to Eldingar any more, settled into a much more relaxed stance.

It wasn't a mortal either, that much was plain as day. Oh it was person-shaped enough, sufficient to pass at a glance - but in these conditions, allowing itself to be studied like a work of art, the differences were striking. Though its features marked it as native to the land across the sea, not Jun-ho's homeland but close enough to be lumped in by the casual viewer, its skin was an impossible milk-white, so flawless it barely seemed to have pores. Its long, flowing locks of hair were the same colour and glossy as silk, easily reaching its waist - and perched atop its skull, emerging from its hair like those of an arctic fox tentatively peeking through fresh snowfall, were a pair of triangular vulpine ears. A pair of slit-pupilled amethyst eyes stared out at the assembled three 'tenants' of the spire, the lips of matching colour below quirked up into an all-too-confident smirk that exposed a pair of almost dainty fangs. All over its face it bore bright scarlet markings, made too crisply and too exactly to be makeup; eyes highlighted as if by thick, winged eyeliner; a circular red mark adorning its forehead flanked by a pair of curves with a single solid line rising up beyond the hairline; and one more set of lines that conformed to and highlighted the contours of its cheeks, almost like whiskers.

Its actual garb seemed almost inconsequential, but it bore noting for its sheer opulence. It had the air of something once simple and sacred that had been altered, gaudily and mockingly. A pair of loose-fitting pleated pants in rich indigo, the pure white folded jacket trimmed with the same, a rigid purple choker sealed around its neck. Its feet, barely visible beneath the hems, were bare and black as ink, each toe tipped in a short, curved claw. No prizes for guessing then, even before it produced a paper talisman from within its voluminous hanging sleeves to cradle like a dagger, that its hands were similarly black and clawed. And then, the finishing piece - the fox tail swaying free from its tailbone, golden-white and bushy as a paintbrush.

"Be nice," Takara said sweetly. "I'm only here for the map. I won't touch the rest of the gold even for a souvenir."

"What did you do to Eldingar!?" Jun-ho demanded.

"What? Oh, the real him." Takara tittered to themselves. "Oh nothing. Just a little prick to the tongue while he slept - nowhere else to draw blood, you see. A simple spell. And temporary, as you can see."

"Well, I'd like it to be made perfectly clear - I absolutely do not care," Makram said. "He's not going to let you live either way once he finds out you tried to steal from him, and you're annoying, so-"

And then with a snap of his fingers he attempted to immolate Takara again. The foxperson was quicker, hurling the paper tag to the stony floor where it promptly erupted into a vast, crystalline wall of quick-growing ice. Boiling water splashed across the ground and thick columns of steam rose as fire met ice, but the infiltrator was unharmed. They darted around the ice, aiming for a better angle on Makram only to run afoul of Belial. The middle-aged demon seemed to just lurch into 'combat' out of simple reflex, eschewing whatever spells he may or may not have had in favour of trying to tackle Takara and restrain them with his superior brawn. Takara was much too quick, in physical speed and willingness to commit violence both. They raked their claws across Belial's exposed chest with the speed of a snake's lunge and moved on, ignoring the incubus as he fell to his knees with a cry of pain entirely disproportionate to the seriousness of his wounds.

Their next opponent was both a dragon and an ifrit at once. Seemingly insurmountable odds - but they were hardly working together. Also unwilling to try and roast them alive Jun-ho was forced to just loop and coil all around the cavern, snatching and grasping uselessly at Takara as they slipped free again and again and again. A stream of curses in languages both contemporary and ancient spewed forth from Makram's lips as he shouted at Jun-ho for blocking his firing line with his gigantic, long, scaly ass. Takara made the best of the chaos, hurling down a pair of tags to occupy Makram with a sudden gust of wind that seemed to comfortably occupy the dead space between dust devil and full-blown city-wrecking tornado.

"Hah! Being of fire and air, imbecile!" Makram called triumphantly, cancelling the spell with naught but a wave of his hand and an audible shattering sound. "Give me a challenge or not at all!"

Takara was in view once more, but far from idle. They were running down the length of Jun-ho's spine, perfectly balanced, bare feet slapping against the armoured scales accompanied only by the meaty adhesive smack of paper talismans sticking to the same. Jun-ho practically tied himself into knots trying to chase them, the incessant squirming and serpentine wriggling eliciting yet more curses from Makram as he struggled to draw a bead on the fox-spirit.

"I got!" Jun-ho called the whole time, desperately grasping at nothing. "I got it I got it I got it I-"

BZZZZZZTTTTT

Each talisman came alive at once, their identical characters shining as one. Violet energy arced between each tag, enmeshing Jun-ho in a tightening net of tainted lightning that bore him down as quickly and easily as being tripped. Relegated to the background, squirming and writhing, calling upon every ounce of strength in his body to break free and defeat the intruder before Eldingar - the real one - could come home. His struggles were in vain.

It was Makram's tun to be arrogant and infuriating. Takara pursued him the length and breadth of the cavern and all the while he couldn't help but scoff at the upstart creature, casually teleporting beyond its reach at every turn, easily deflecting or countering any of its 'serious' curses. Even when they attached the tags to hurled knives in an attempt to change things up and catch the ifrit off-guard he still recovered easily, evading them without so much as a scratch.

"Do tell me when you plan to unleash some real power," he called over the din of spells being hurled and teleportation ravaging the air. "My patience is nearly at its end!"

"So's mine, sweet thing," Takara replied, squatting atop a boulder that had rolled away from the wall during the fight. "You might want to look down."

And look down Makram did. What he discovered was a seemingly random assortment of 'missed' tags and knives stuck to and embedded in the stone floor beneath, all shining in concert as they sketched out a shape in their own right - an inverted pentagram, contained by a circle. Thunder rumbled, lightning flashed, as crackling bolts of violet energy sprang forth from every point in the star and speared Makram straight through. He let out a sharp cry of pain, pitched roughly to the hard stone floor below as his dust cloud vanished. When he looked up it was just in time to see Takara blow Eldingar's diminished treasurepile apart with a similar outpouring of force, sending gold and jewels flying wildly all across the room like precious shrapnel as only the crystal-inlaid map tube was left in its proper place.

"Now that looks more like a magic map," Takara said victoriously, crisply scooping it up and tucking it away inside one of their sleeves, pausing just long enough to set down a piece of paper in its place, And with that they turned and began to walk out, a spring in their step and a hum threatening to break out. They paused only by Makram's side, long enough to pat him on the head. "D'aww, it's alright sweet thing. You did really really well, given the circumstances. If I'd had more time I might've even shown you a little more tail~"

"I will slit you open mouth-to-anus and turn you into a scarf, fox," Makram spat.

"Not really my style but you do you, byyeeee~"

Takara strolled back out of Eldingar's thoroughly-trashed lair, so high-energy as to be nearly skipping as they left the recently-renovated gloom of the blue dragon's lair and entered the steely lack of sunlight characteristic of the area. It was only when they were out of sight that they slowed and dialled it down a few notches, almost sombre by comparison as they skirted the rocky outer perimeter of the spire for some privacy and rummaged around in their sleeve for the map case. At last they retrieved it with a soft sigh, something like relief mixed with a great deal of anticipation. They firmly grasped the cap and twisted-

"You might want to rethink this."

Takara jumped, shoving the cap back on and glaring instinctively at the man responsible. It was Issachar, standing with his back against a tall stone spar jutting out of the earth just in front of the main spire itself, like some lesser tooth pushed aside by the genuine article. Completely unknown to the fox-beast on a personal level at that point of course, yet still there was a certain something about the unarmed, unarmoured man that made Takara narrow their slitted eyes and sniff suspiciously, bushy tail flicking in frustration.

"Can a fox not enjoy their ill-gotten gains in peace?" they grumbled.

"No, no they may not," Issachar said patiently. "I may not know of your kind in any specific fashion, but I do know people, and I know people like you just fine. More than enough to tell you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that this path will lead to no peace. Even this fresh triumph of yours will turn to ashes sooner than you think. Just to send you off in search of another, and another, and another, as all victories built off the backs of selfishness and self-delusion poison their fruits like sour-"

Takara hurled a pellet at their feet, releasing a thick cloud of cloying dark grey smoke. Once it finally cleared they were gone without a trace, not so much as footprints or bent grass to prove that they were ever there. Issachar just remained silent and still, lips still parted as if ready to continue his lecture if Takara came back. Slowly, thoughtfully, he raised one hand and scratched at the short stubble on his jaw.

"Well," he said. "Did not maintain control of that situation."
 
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Oh, well, this is something of a almost-worst-case-scenario.

Damn, we needed that map.

Though I'm actually really surprised WRT Takara.[1]

[1] Takara managing to get past or brush aside or run away from all those people, that is. Her betraying us? Well, guess what: I told you so. This is totally what I meant when I voted the other way. :V
 
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