GilliamYaeger
M'crazy.
Here's a transcript if anyone wants to hear how much the Doomguy causes Hell to shit itself:
Each paragraph is a different audio file, so it might be out of order, but this order makes sense.
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon. His soul, blistered by the fires of Hell, and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral planes, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Knight Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him...The Doomslayer.
Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remains steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak, for he alone was the Hellwalker, the unchained predator who sought retribution in all quarters. Dark, and light. Fire, and ice. In the beginning, and the end. And he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty, for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.
And in his terrible rancor between worlds, and through Time, the Hellwalker found the Wretch Who Shall Not Be Named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The Wretch atoned(?) to the Doomslayer in a mighty armor, wrought from the forges of hell. Impenetrable, and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doomslayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the Doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the Seraphin(?) bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the Nine Circles. Unbreakable. Incorruptible. Unyielding. The Doomslayer sought to end the dominion of the Dark Realm.
The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast upon the blood of the wicked, for he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
None could stand before the Lord, but the Doomslayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear to the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose the Great One - a champion, mightier who had all who had come before. The Titan of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain, and faced the Doomslayer. And a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doomslayers hand...but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat, the shadow horde were routed.
Yet as the mighty Titan fell, and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the Demon Priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture the scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hellwalker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep, and blinded by his fervor the lure drew him in. The Priests brought down the temple upon the Doomslayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the Cursed Sarcophagus. The Mark of the Doomslayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There, he lies still, and evermore in silent suffering.
Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remains steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak, for he alone was the Hellwalker, the unchained predator who sought retribution in all quarters. Dark, and light. Fire, and ice. In the beginning, and the end. And he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty, for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.
And in his terrible rancor between worlds, and through Time, the Hellwalker found the Wretch Who Shall Not Be Named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The Wretch atoned(?) to the Doomslayer in a mighty armor, wrought from the forges of hell. Impenetrable, and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doomslayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the Doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the Seraphin(?) bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the Nine Circles. Unbreakable. Incorruptible. Unyielding. The Doomslayer sought to end the dominion of the Dark Realm.
The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast upon the blood of the wicked, for he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
None could stand before the Lord, but the Doomslayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear to the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose the Great One - a champion, mightier who had all who had come before. The Titan of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain, and faced the Doomslayer. And a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doomslayers hand...but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat, the shadow horde were routed.
Yet as the mighty Titan fell, and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the Demon Priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture the scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hellwalker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep, and blinded by his fervor the lure drew him in. The Priests brought down the temple upon the Doomslayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the Cursed Sarcophagus. The Mark of the Doomslayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There, he lies still, and evermore in silent suffering.
Each paragraph is a different audio file, so it might be out of order, but this order makes sense.
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