Steelhooves
Star Paladin
- Location
- Maripony-Damn it.
[X] Accept
Lets keep going
Lets keep going
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Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest
- Thread starter TheBleachDoctor
- Start date
Madou Sutegobana
Autocorrupt has been disabled.
- Location
- Twin Realms Mandala
All these shipgirls spent the entirety of WWII with their hulls bare to the world.
I wonder how they'll react to the film footage!
I wonder how they'll react to the film footage!
CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
What the fuck just happened?
Shenanigans my friend. Shenanigans.
- Location
- Plato's Cave
We went to a maid cafe where we discovered that the Yamato apparently has a crush on the Enterprise. Which is weird because the Enterprise hasn't even come back as a shipgirl yet, so Yamato's crush is possibly a literal case of shipping.
THEN Yamato went into a hobby store to get paint. Which thanks to a minor misunderstanding in the maid cafe we interpreted as going to get model ships. This pushed poor Porter off the edge, and she tried to jump off of one. After being forcibly calmed down in a cat cafe, the "just getting paint" was explained and things started to quiet down.
Now Yamato is suggesting we go to a massage parlor that specializes in shipgirls.
This can only get even more hilarious.
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
Prediction: we run into Iowa at the parlor trying to work off her stress from dealing with Willie. Her sense of rivalry with Yamato leads her to get confrontational.
[X] Accept
This shit? This is solid gold!
It means that in addition to oils and practiced hands, they occasionally bust out a buffer for that really smooth and shiny finish.
This shit? This is solid gold!
It means that in addition to oils and practiced hands, they occasionally bust out a buffer for that really smooth and shiny finish.
Well YEAH, but she keeps the models in a box under her bed. She's not one of those deviants that openly DISPLAYS her shameless collection! She keeps it hidden away so nobody else is subjected to her depravity.
- Location
- United States
She practices docking operations with them.
[x] Decline
I get that what's coming next if we agree will probably be hilarious, but I suspect that our character can anticipate it won't be as calming as it sounds. Given that she does want something actually relaxing, this seems like the more in-character way to get it. Especially if she can use the previous excitement as an excuse to get an early night's rest.
(Also this quest totally needs a bit of dissent going by that last vote.)
I get that what's coming next if we agree will probably be hilarious, but I suspect that our character can anticipate it won't be as calming as it sounds. Given that she does want something actually relaxing, this seems like the more in-character way to get it. Especially if she can use the previous excitement as an excuse to get an early night's rest.
(Also this quest totally needs a bit of dissent going by that last vote.)
CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
Yamato: "So, Enterprise, at long last I have you in my sights! To have my way with you!"
Model!Enterprise: "No! No! Leave me alone!"
Yamato: "No! You are mine!"
Model!Iowa: "Not so fast, Yamato!"
Yamato: "Iowa!"
Model!Iowa: "Yes, me Iowa! I'm here to save my girlfriend! *Turns to Enterprise* Hi, honey!"
Yamato: "Now you are going to die!" *Brushes away the model of Iowa*
Model!Iowa: *Incoherent screaming*
Model!Hornet: "Hey, what did you do to my friend!?"
Yamato: "The same thing I'm going to do to you! And you, too!" *Brushes away Hornet and Arizona* "At last, Enterprise, we are alone!"
Model!Enterprise: "No! Leave me alone! IhateyouIhateyouIhateyou! And yet… I find you strangely attractive…"
Yamato: "Of course you do! Americans are often attracted to big boobs and guns, and I have both! And you know it!"
Model!Enterprise: "Agh! Leave me alone!"
Yamato: "No! Kiss me!"
Model!Enterprise: "No-MMPH!"
Yamato: "Now I'm going to do to you what Kongou wants to do to the Admiral~. Chu~ chu~ chu~ ch-" *Door opens* "BWAH!"
Mutsu: "Yamato-san!"
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
Like that, except with model ships.
CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
I did put Model!Ship in there.
- Location
- Plato's Cave
And unless Iowa needs to blackmail us, I suspect we never will.
Mostly because that's the most dramatically hilarious moment for us to find out.
- Location
- Mars
[X] Accept
dis gonna be gud
dis gonna be gud
LostDeviljho
Flame Dragon Princess
- Location
- The glorious Pacific Northwest
- Pronouns
- Any
The Bushranger
In the Danger Zone
- Location
- TSAB Asura
[X] Accept
-[X] We have Mahan with us and Yamato is sane! Every-Thing Is Fine.
-[X] We have Mahan with us and Yamato is sane! Every-Thing Is Fine.
Madou Sutegobana
Autocorrupt has been disabled.
- Location
- Twin Realms Mandala
Actually I kinda think that Yamato meant the masseurs are dressed up as shipgirls. Or they will if asked.
Zoosmell
Blind Idiot Arcana
- Location
- Kansas
Kind of odd phrasing for that then.
But she does still apparently have some trouble with English so maybe.
so she just wants a massage from Enterprise then.