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Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest

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[X] Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.
 
Lichte said:
Because other people are being lewd! Pointing out that I'm surrounded by sexual deviants doesn't make me one of them. :cry:
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::Asexual brofist my friend?::

[X]Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.
 
[X]Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.
 
[X] Stay silent. Insist that nothing is wrong.

Looking back on last update I now know what this is about! all I can say is.....



We WILL let this continue, Because why the hell not!
 
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[X] Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.

Yessssss...
 
[X] Tell your Admiral what's wrong
I'm sorry but i say let us have some credit to improve our reputation to start.
 
Cmmdfugal said:
I'm sorry but i say let us have some credit to improve our reputation to start.
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That's the beauty of this choice. No matter what we do, we'll take a hit to our rep. :V
  • If we'd enjoyed what we perceived as this kind of attention, we establish a terrible precedent that our much more bashful fellow shipgirls don't match.
  • If we don't make her aware of the issue, we're ostracized for doing nothing to stop the Admiral from the start and making everyone else feel too embarrassed to raise the issue.
  • If we say it directly, our fellow shipgirls will instead be shamelessly narcissistic and irritated at the denial of an opportunity to show off.
 
[X] Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.
 
[X] Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.
 
[X] Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.
 
[X] Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.

It has already begun. The Lewdening.
 
[X] Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.


MOAR LEWD SHIPS.
 
TheBleachDoctor said:
But I'm surprised no one wants to inform your Admiral of the.... effects her hobby has on her subordinates.
Is Porter just assuming that the Admiral knows what she's doing?
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Well, we are currently informing the effect of Admiral's hobby on us, just with more showing than telling. And I feel that this is more IC for Porter, I mean, I don't think she knows what's the meaning of Admiral's doing.
 
[X] Tell your Admiral what's wrong.
-[X] Specifically vaguely, that you find "all this" rather disturbing.

The specific type of disturbing may or may not be left to the Admiral's interpretation, and may not be limited to: your new physical existence, out-of-body-slash-deja-vu, feeling like being in a graveyard or mortuary, that the Admiral has somehow come across as a crazed stalker, etcetera... or lewdness.
 
[X] Tell your admiral what's wrong.

It'll be benificial in the long run if she's told just how lewd those pictures are. Ah, cultural dissonance.
 
[X] Ask if she can at least put an awning up over the torpedo launcher on the model of us, so other ships visiting her office don't think we're some sort of exhibitionist. Bad enough that we can't help but know what our crew did on lonely nights.

Then realize what we just said and go completely crimson from embarrassment.
 
TheBleachDoctor said:
This ship has no reverse or stop. Only flank speed.

But I'm surprised no one wants to inform your Admiral of the.... effects her hobby has on her subordinates.
Is Porter just assuming that the Admiral knows what she's doing?
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But she's an Admiral! How can she not know what she is doing?
 
cswvna said:
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence... or perhaps to the point where no-one will tell them they're doing wrong.
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Yes, you see, that was the joke. I was playing the role of the naive shipgirl who idolizes and trusts admirals without question. Was this not clear? I thought it was clear...
 
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