Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest
- Thread starter TheBleachDoctor
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AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
[X] Stay with Mahan. Your own repairs can wait until she's well. Also Iowa told you to.
aledeth
The Flesh is Weak
- Pronouns
- He/Him
IC also is down more often than not these days.
sasahara17
Just Another Random Author
- Location
- Brisbane City
[x] Stay with Mahan. Your own repairs can wait until she's well. Also Iowa told you to.
At least we didn't lose anyone... for now at least. And hey, our distress call ended up saving our bacon! That has to count for something right? Do you guys think Iowa might loosen up a little after this? I'm thinking... no.
At least we didn't lose anyone... for now at least. And hey, our distress call ended up saving our bacon! That has to count for something right? Do you guys think Iowa might loosen up a little after this? I'm thinking... no.
Greek Fire
One of these days, I'll actually start writing.
- Location
- The Earth Sphere
[x] Stay with Mahan. Your own repairs can wait until she's well. Also Iowa told you to.
CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
[X] Stay with Mahan. Your own repairs can wait until she's well. Also Iowa told you to.
Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
[X] Stay with Mahan. Your own repairs can wait until she's well. Also Iowa told you to.
Greek Fire
One of these days, I'll actually start writing.
- Location
- The Earth Sphere
*plays the Pacific Rim opening*
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
[X] Stay with Mahan. Your own repairs can wait until she's well. Also Iowa told you to.
Baroque
Medi Aide, Whom Needed That
- Location
- Cosmic Ark, WIZ Faction
[x] Stay with Mahan. Your own repairs can wait until she's well. Also Iowa told you to.
As an aside, the way the thread's URL looks ('dont-shoot-were-republican-a-kantai-collection-quest'), for some reason I get this impression of Democrats that, under the light of a full moon, metamorphose into were-Republicans. It's a strange mental image, to say the least.
As an aside, the way the thread's URL looks ('dont-shoot-were-republican-a-kantai-collection-quest'), for some reason I get this impression of Democrats that, under the light of a full moon, metamorphose into were-Republicans. It's a strange mental image, to say the least.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
No words for the fairy gunnery officer who Porter threw overboard?
May Lietenant Mifferson go to a better place.
CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
As long as the other faries remember him/her, they are (not) alone.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
I'm considering having the fairies hold a little funeral service in Tulsa's mission bay.
Mini-Omake - M&M [C]
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Okay, so I'm taking a short break from writing essays in the wee hours of the morning to bring you a mini-omake.
M&M
"..." the Admiral stood at the docks, staring out into the bay as the intermittent cracks of old cannons engaged in a shouting match with roaring broadsides.
"Sir," the Admiral's aide asked, "How... How long have they been at it?"
"Five hours," the Admiral answered tiredly, "They should be running out of ammunition soon."
"...Why did it have to be them?" the aide also asked.
"I don't know," the Admiral rested his head in his hands, "Why."
"SINK ALREADY YOU SOUTHERN HARLOT!!!" the USS Monitor shouted angrily, her back-mounted turret firing its two cannons while a full broadside of cannonballs bounced off her side.
"NEVER, YOU NORTHERN WHORE!!" the CSS Virginia (formerly USS Merrimack) yelled defiantly, Monitor's shots doing nothing more than denting the two massive iron-clad wooden shields she held, one for each arm.
"THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!" Virginia declared, cannons firing out of the gunports in her shield, most missing the Monitor or glancing off her turret.
"Useless," the Admiral moaned into his hands, "Just... useless..."
M&M
"..." the Admiral stood at the docks, staring out into the bay as the intermittent cracks of old cannons engaged in a shouting match with roaring broadsides.
"Sir," the Admiral's aide asked, "How... How long have they been at it?"
"Five hours," the Admiral answered tiredly, "They should be running out of ammunition soon."
"...Why did it have to be them?" the aide also asked.
"I don't know," the Admiral rested his head in his hands, "Why."
"SINK ALREADY YOU SOUTHERN HARLOT!!!" the USS Monitor shouted angrily, her back-mounted turret firing its two cannons while a full broadside of cannonballs bounced off her side.
"NEVER, YOU NORTHERN WHORE!!" the CSS Virginia (formerly USS Merrimack) yelled defiantly, Monitor's shots doing nothing more than denting the two massive iron-clad wooden shields she held, one for each arm.
"THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!" Virginia declared, cannons firing out of the gunports in her shield, most missing the Monitor or glancing off her turret.
"Useless," the Admiral moaned into his hands, "Just... useless..."
- Location
- Mars
[x] Stay with Mahan. Your own repairs can wait until she's well. Also Iowa told you too.
Thank god Mahan is alive.
*pick up phone*
"Cancel Operation Throwing TheBleachDoctor Into Tokyo Bay. I say again, abort the operation."
Thank god Mahan is alive.
*pick up phone*
"Cancel Operation Throwing TheBleachDoctor Into Tokyo Bay. I say again, abort the operation."