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Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest

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I decided to check what our crew numbers are like, so we'd know how best to split the teams.

Cutting to the chase; us, Mahan, and Nagato could team up against Yamato and we'd lose. Here's our crew complement, plus Mahans and Nagatos.

Nagato - 1,734
Willy D. - 273
Mahan - 158

That totals 2,165, Yamato? 2,800
She out numbers all three of us by 600.

So Imma vote this way.

[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
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TheBleachDoctor said:
Your crew rows towards Yamato's mini fleet first, firing darts across the divide as they scream random patriotic phrases. On either side, the Fairies who are hit by darts pretend to keel over dead. One of your boats is entirely dead in the water with "dead" Fairies, while your other one is forcibly boarded by one of Yamato's.
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You had one job guys.

[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
But our fairies already tossed their guns overboard, right? I doubt they've had time to get new guns.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.

Vote Changed.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.

ONE JOB
 
[X] Get one of your boats to catapult some fairies onto Yamato herself, using an oar as the catapult's shaft.
-[X] While her boats are distracted by your fairies storming Mount Yamato, team up with Mahan to take them down.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.

Where there's an "execute daring plan" option, I kinda feel we're obliged to at least throw out some ideas. The only other thing that sprang to mind was flipping a boat over and using it as an impromptu submarine.
 
[X] Get one of your boats to catapult some fairies onto Yamato herself, using an oar as the catapult's shaft.
-[X] While her boats are distracted by your fairies storming Mount Yamato, team up with Mahan to take them down.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.

We can try, outnumbered 6 to 1 it'll probably fail, but it will be glorious.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.

Looks like assuming that our crew are morons is the way to go.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
[X] Team up with Mahan, and Nagato if you can get her to play.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
I.... what? I've only just found this and.... what?

with that said, I'ma just fully embrace the insanity of this thread

[X] Get one of your boats to catapult some fairies onto Yamato herself, using an oar as the catapult's shaft.
-[X] While her boats are distracted by your fairies storming Mount Yamato, team up with Mahan to take them down.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
[X] Get one of your boats to catapult some fairies onto Yamato herself, using an oar as the catapult's shaft.
-[X] While her boats are distracted by your fairies storming Mount Yamato, team up with Mahan to take them down.
-[X] Again, check your crew. No live ammo or real swords, or there will be screws.
 
Terenak said:
I had thought it would be a semi-serious quest with a bit of comedy thrown in because of Willie's clumsiness, and then it took a sharp turn into Loony-ville and I'm just over here like...

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Huh, all the times I've seen the Dover Boys at Pimento University, and I never once noticed Dan Backslide's expression when the barkeep takes a hit. Attention to detail, there.
 
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