Chapter 2 – Nero200 POV
"No shit Sherlock." Hello Nanoha-copy. Suspicions confirmed then, going by that and the lack of protest from the Hayate.
Right then. Worries and trauma, backseat.
Now. Confidence and mania, take the wheel you glorious enablers!
I let the familiar emotional rush wash over my mind with a mental kick, smoothing over my worries with unwarranted mania and adrenaline as I respond.
"Excellent, I have a cunning plan." It involves blackmailing what is practically the government. Go big or go home.
"Would you mind informing us, your greatness?" Someone is feeling snarky. Hayate and the YuYu's just look confused, but the Nanoha just looks annoyed.
"But of course, Watson. Just follow my lead, I'm playing this half by the ear and half by pressing every button Miss Girl Power has, which may or may not exist."
To be fair, I'm probably not going to push the Club's buttons much if I don't have to, I just need a line to the Taisha. Blackmail alone should be enough, no need to sabotage the existing Vertex counter force yet.
If I had to… Yes, I could. Togo is an easy takedown with her lost memories, Fū's even easier by just tapping the risk to her sister to eliminate Itsuki, and then the responsibilities she feels towards said sister for her herself. Yuna can be taken out at least temporarily as a duo with Togo.
"I don't know why but I'm hating you almost as much as I do Hayate at the moment. Speak your piece." I check that I hadn't broadcast that for a panicky moment, but it seems like Nanoha-copy is just being melodramatic. Not like it would be a bad thing to shut this 'Hero' business down now in any case, being literally eternal human sacrifices isn't something I would wish on many people.
The Hayate responds indignantly,
"Hey! Why the hate, Nanoha? Was it the scolding? As if so, you should've gotten there faster!"
Wonderful, my most likely allies are at odds.
"Focus! YuYu's to extort here, we can sort out the stellar interactions of you two so far afterwards." I rub my forehead, flicking through my available options. Hmmm, Fū's probably the best choice, I'll just get her to call the Taisha and hand me the phone.
"I hate all of you." And Nanoha is being a brat in the mind-link again.
"'Cept Red- holy crap her hair is red. Like, really, is that natural?" Really, that's what you are going to focus on? We appeared in an anime universe, in different bodies, wielding void granted
magic for fucks sake.
"Red's natural, yep. Comes in lots of different shades, too." Mab give me strength you two are useless at being quiet.
"Yeah but is it seriously that dark? Looked like she dyed her hair in blood and sold her eyes to Satan… Which isn't the best comparison, I know."
I cut in before they kill anymore of my brain cells with this nonsense
"Sweet Lady Maeve. Right, you two… debate, or whatever you are doing. Is it flirting?" It probably isn't flirting, but insinuating such is always decent way of killing conversations.
"Pissing you off, Reaper-chan~" I'm going to get along well with this nutcase of a Nanoha, I can just tell. Reaper? I guess I do have a scythe, should probably put that away before talking with the YuYu group.
"Mitts off my new body til it's at least somewhat legal, Nano-chan." I respond with more vaguely lewd references and step back a little from the link. Even with thought speed communication the YuYu's are going to notice we are just standing still fairly quickly.
I command Bardiche to return to standby, catching the golden triangle as I turn to the non-body swapped inhabitants of the roof with a pasted on smile. "Right then, you lot are the Hero Club right?"
Oh, translation! Best Device is Best Device! Mab's name I sound like whoever the hell her voice actor was.
"Umm, yes, that's us, Miss…?" Red head, I mean Yuna is the one that steps forward to answer me, with leader girl looking suspiciously at my not-at-all-suspicious self.
A smug american mental-voice cuts in.
"You left the link on."
Bollocks.
"...You heard nothing. Bardiche, take the helm." I push the link to Bardiche, feeling it smoothen out, the borders between broadcast thoughts and private thoughts tightening. Ah, I had the threshold set too low, so when I thought specifically about Bardiche it picked up as a 'send'.
Hmm. That name will do. Not like Togo is using her proper name either.
Actually… I glance at the wheelchair-bound girl, weighing up the chances in my head as something cold settles in my chest. Blitz Action, resummon scythe, ram the blade through her skull. She's not immortal right now, her contract is inactive so her previous two fairies won't block the attack. Kill her now, save the world from her tantrum later on when she figures out that they're all doomed to be eaten piecemeal by the one they call 'god'. If I'm stuck here...
The moment passes and I laugh mentally to myself. And who's to say that timeline will play out the same way here? The shock must be hitting harder than I thought if that kind of thought is popping up.
Not missing a beat in my budding conversation with the others, I answered Yuna's question.
"You can call me Alicia for now."
"Bullshit." For Maeve's ever bitchy sake, can you not keep quiet for five fucking seconds? At least that confirms you know Nanoha canon.
"Call me Nero if that works better, isn't a girls name but that hardly matters in the end. Either way, stop distracting me." I am going to force feed her a bloody scythe in a minute.
"...I'm shutting up now." Stay shut up.
For the third time I shift my attention back to Fū, ignoring Yuna. Social niceties can fuck off, I can turn them all into crying wreaks in about ten seconds if I want to, this
is being nice.
"Fū, you're the contact for the Taisha in this group of 'heroes', right?" Some heroes they are, walking buffets of limbs and senses for the god-tree to eat.
"Hey!" Oh shut up Yuna, before I make you. I am at the very fucking end of my patience.
The one wearing the Nanoha suit waves her hand in what looks like a gesture to calm down. Calm down. I fucking
died! I'm going to-
"Okay everyone, that's enough." She interrupts. "Well… I'm not good at explaining, never have been and probably never will be, but I can already tell that this is becoming a clusterfuck of epic proportions so I might as well throw in my two cents before you girls have a catfight."
Catfight.
"I swear I am going to force-feed you a sodding scythe." Deep breath. She's one of the only two that have a chance of helping you get back to your own world.
"Do you happen to have a place to live in this bloody dimension? Because I am trying to get us one!"
The bitch walks in-between myself and the YuYu's before having the temerity to sigh like she has been the one trying to actually get something done beyond interfering with a nice stable timeline. "Testarossa-san is the same as me and Hayate, and I suspect that like me she's tired as well. We've been friends for…. a bit. Even if she does dress like a dark magical girl who has a stripper problem, well, you shouldn't judge people with whom they are on the outside. Now if you excuse me, I think I'm just… gonna.. go."
…
Stripper problem. I did not design this Jacket and you fucking know it! Fuck it, I can just take Raising Heart from her bloody corpse and use the data from that!
"Scythe mode, prep a Blitz and a shield." I surge mana from my Linker, feeding the spells.
Yes Sir.
"Who's Hayate? Is this another name for me, Nanoha? First it was Olly, now this?" Maeve Hayate is dumb. She won't be able to get in my way at least.
"Would you just-"
"I called you Hayate during the fight, you goldfish."
Pause. My brain stalls as I half-instinctually tug the magic back from the flash step, the spell guttering like a flooded engine. I...
"Wait. Goldfish?" ...I know this irritating brat.
"...horribly offensive, multiple names, oh in the name of Maeve's ever-perky tits." Daze. You colossal arse.
I turn from Fu, who seems to have a blushy reaction to my use of her given name comboed with either my general attitude or Daze saying I have a stripper problem, and face the other two 'Aces' with a hopeful feeling. If me and Daze are here… Mizu should be having fun, considering.
"Team Ados, represent?"
The walking lost-logia responds first, blinking and tilting her head "ADOS? What's ADOS? Is it some military code thing the TSAB made up?"
...That is definitely Mizu. Goldfish of an author he is. He was, she is?
I can't help the smile, dismissing my prepared spells and lowering Bardiche. "Mab's name, the void only made you worse."
And then Mizu crashed to the ground with Daze atop her. Not that I disagree with the general feeling of bopping the neo-Hayate on the head for being a goldfish, but that's a bit too violent. Sort of what I expected Daze to act like in real life though.
"YOU IDIOT!"
Well. I'll leave them to that then. "...What are you two doing?" The mini-blond speaks! About unimportant things. Well, best she uses her voice while she still has it I guess.
"Ignore them, this is normal." First time it's turned physical, but that probably has more to do with it being the first time they've been in the same room over any lack of desire on Daze's part.
Moving on and ignoring the unimportant moe-blob sister character, "Fū, I need you to contact the Taisha about a tree for me." Quickly, while Daze can't interrupt for the dozenth time.
"W-Why do you want me to.. no, what are they doing?" The leader of the hero club doesn't seem to be willing to look away from the… attempted murder? "Oh for Mab's sake!" Right, that's enough,
"Binding spell, take the wheel for a basic one, would you my wand?"
Yes Sir. The equation sparks, and I target the bindings before mentally stepping back and letting Bardiche handle the exact details.
"Bardiche, Thunder Bind!" Gold rings of light manifest in a flicker, dragging Daze up and off Hayate to dangle in the air. "Daze. Stop molesting Mizu. Mizu. Stop being a bloody goldfish. Fū. Make the bloody phone call." Seriously, can't you do anything right Fū? I've asked nicely like three times now.
I drop the spell once Mizu is free from the loli-fied Daze, shaking my wrist out theatrically as I note the equation. Seems Bardiche can handle most of it, being a support class spell.
"I wasn't molesting her, just what the hell do you take me for? Hayate's The Worst." She's Mizu, which means at least half the pervertedness isn't intended.
Still. "...moving on, before we end up traumatizing the midget over there." I gesture at said midget, whose name still escapes me, before giving her older sister a look. "Call the Taisha, I need to talk to them about your god, the Vertex, and the so-called 'Hero' System."
All I want to do is exploit a desperate government slash religion for a house and unlimited money. It shouldn't be this difficult. Ah, she is finally making the call.
"Only one god? What happened to Shinto's millions?" Good question Mizu.
"It ate them all." Or they all fused into one, but that is still kinda eating them. Auto-cannibalism? No, that would be if it ate the parts after. Retroactive auto-cannibalism.
"Like it tried to eat me. Well, it ate most of them, the others tried to eat humanity, you shot one of those ones. Gods gotta eat, apparently. And they like little girls. Strangely, it's worse than it sounds."
It really is. The Hero System is powered by the girls sacrificing parts of their body to the Tree in return for power boosts that are pretty much essential to beating the Vertex. And they aren't told beforehand of the costs involved. I… might have a way to put a stop to it. Something to work on once I have us three secure and paid, if the Taisha are willing to play ball on that I'll try and help on their end.
"Finally, I can achieve my lifelong dream. I'm gonna burn that tree, no matter how much Napalm it takes." That's nice Daze. Go burn the anchor to the entire dimension, see how that works out for us. "
I….highly recommend against destroying a population's god. That tends to get people angry." "Can we try talking first? Or beating the ones threatening humans?"
Mizu is being the voice of reason, excellent, I was worried I would have to be.
I push the mental link down in my mind as Fū gets through on the phone. "Hello? Yes, it's Inubōzaki. There's a girl who- Well there are three girls who showed up in the fight with the Vertex. One of them wants to speak with you about the Vertex, and the Hero System?"
Good enough for me. Letting Bardiche shift back to standby mode, I step forward and deftly pluck the phone from her hand, pressing it my ear with a grin. Now, best way to leverage the blackmail… ah, yes.
"Ao, Taisha person? This is one Alicia, I woke up in your Tree. I've got some information you are going to want, it has to do with Nogi and Washio. I somehow doubt you want me letting your new batch of minions in on the secret?"
The sound of surprise from the cultist manning the phones makes me happy, as does the scrambling on the other end of "Call Ji-sama!". Critical strike, boyo~
"This is 'Alicia'-san?" This must be the Ji mentioned. Probably a higher ranked, or possibly a PR type. "Yep."
"You wished to speak about the Hero system?" Indeed I do. "Uh huh."
"Do you wish to join? You seem to be… knowledgeable about our work."
Did he seriously just… "Nooope."
His tone shifts to a more aggravated one, my attitude apparently getting to him. "Would you be willing to share how you came by such private knowledge?"
"For a price, maybe." Should I feel ashamed for blackmailing them? Probably. I don't though.
"A price?! We accomplish the Shinju-sama's work!"
"Bardiche, start tracing the call, see how much data you can rip from the phone while I have it."
"I know exactly what the system does, don't even start that bullshit, I have had a long fucking day."
Beep beep
The punch-using girl's phone has received a message. She looks over to Fū, "Umm, it says to leave them on the roof for a bit?"
Content: Please leave the girl on roof with the phone, she is a danger to you Heroes. We will contact you shortly using this device.
I can feel a grin growing on my face. Gotcha, you manipulative fucks. This means they are taking me seriously, which means getting what I want out of them isn't too far away.
"Best Device. Bardiche, tighten defensive fields, we good for sniper shots, fifty cal kinetic weapon type?"
Yes Sir, easily.
"
Excellent." Hell, they could probably airstrike the rooftop and I would survive it with the Jacket active, Fate took bombardment spells that cracked buildings in this thing.
I pace, feeling rather smug, as Daze attempts to open a conversation with Yuna. Wait, why is he.. she, calling herself Nanoha? That is going to get confusing real fast.
Anyway, the YuYu cast quickly clears off the rooftop to their club room.
"Track them Bardiche, okay? The black haired one is priority, but I want to be able to find them all. See if you can snag their positions from their phones tracking, I know they have an inbuilt function for that."
My wonderful Device pings affirmation in my mind, siphoning a swirl of my mana to start his efforts. I ignore the map opening up beyond noting that I am going to have to find some kind of GPS data to fill in the blank space it is currently reading.
"So, Alicia huh? You know you still have Fū's phone in your hand right?" Daze. Daze. Daaaaaze. Do I look like I care?
The phone line crackles to life, drawing my attention. "The Heroes have left the rooftop?" Was wondering when you were going to speak up, Ji-boy.
"The sacrifices have, yes." I take a small amount of pleasure in the gasp, before pressing on. "And no, that isn't up for debate. I know where their path will lead them, and I also know how to make them put down the phones and never pick them back up. Washio should be proof enough, no?"
"How
dare-" Oh are you upset?
"Fuck up. I'm talking." Not sure if that's shocked outrage, or him obeying. Don't care either.
"You are going to hand over the deed to a house big enough for three people to live in comfortably, give me unlimited access to the Taisha bank accounts, and you are going to do it with a smile. Or else I march down to that club room and tear their motivation for defending the Tree to shreds with nothing but words."
"You're threatening us. Those girls are the best hope we have of saving our world! I don't know who you are, but you'll die too if the Shinju-sama falls!"
I laugh. It's not a nice laugh, edging on manic as I tilt my head back and stare at the fake sky.
"I entered this plane through a dimensional rift from a world that has never heard of Vertex, and then your tree tried to eat me. Do I look like I
give a single fuck? You are going to do as I say. You're going to call in Karin as per the plan, lie to the girls so they fight for you and you are going to make it worth their while after the Sange, if it comes to that."
I trail off, the timeline unfolding in my mind. Karin needs to go as per canon, or else she'll break. It also means she can't be used against us as an assassin. Given her offensive power, a suicide run might be enough, even with barrier spells. Sange is only temporary with my knowledge, so it isn't a problem to let it happen and it leads into my next statement.
"But." There has to be a carrot, I can't just blackmail them without end, that leads to them having to strike against me, boxes them in.
"In a month, once you have restrained yourselves from trying to kill me, sworn so on the Tree's name?"
Ji's response is through clenched teeth. "Yes?"
Bombshell time, lock'n load~ "I'll tell you how to fix the Hero System, how to return the girls sacrifices. How to save the Shinju from the slow starvation it is suffering as it tries to defend you." The solution is only logical. The Shinju is a mass of bonafide
gods. Humans are a crappy substitute food for such a diet.
Ji is stunned into stammered yelling, "You... How!?" Hook line and sinker. The one thing they want, along with the threat to take something essential. Carrot and stick at it's most basic.
I start walking towards the other two, feeling the end of the conversation. "One month. And my demands. Got it?"
"...Yes. A member will meet you outside the school shortly. Please return Inubōzaki-san's phone to her, if you wish for this 'plan' you speak of to proceed." He sounds off balance, but functional. Wait, plan?
Ah. That was probably a mistake. Haven't blown up like that since last christmas.
I click the phone off, flipping it in my hand as I reach my fellow dimensionally-displaced authors.
Call traced Sir. Location saved for later perusal. Phone data also accessed and copied.
"Good work, pull map data from the files we got from the phone if you can, make sure not to broadcast our position though. Make sure not to activate a contract using the Hero System data."
An affirmative chime, and the hard part is done.
Mizu speaks up first. "All good, Alicia? End up achieving whatever you were after? ...What was that, again? I've forgotten." Sorry. The
goldfish speaks up first.
"Keys for a house, unlimited cash, and a promise not to try and kill me for at least a month." I stretch, pressing my arms up and interlacing my fingers to work out the stiffness from the phone call. "Was a good deal." It really was.
"Ah, right, housing. Glad you thought of that, didn't even occur to me till now. Wait, killing you?" I'm going to have to explain the entire YuYu story, aren't I? Bah, I'll do it once we are in the house, after Bardiche sweeps for eavesdropping.
Daze jumps in, "It's an evil, menacing, manipulative organization from what I can tell. Think SEELE." That'll do for now, though I think SEELE was a good bit more malicious.
"...I fail to see how the sea animals kill people. Particularly when Alicia can fly, and thus can't be reached by them."
…
sigh
Moving on. "Stop giving the Clefairy things to fall over, Daze. I need to give Miss Girl-Power back her phone and then a driver should show up to take us to whatever house they are giving us."
Daze glares, the expression looking odd on Nanoha's face, "I'm coming with you, I can feel a shitstorm waiting to happen if I leave you alone with those girls." I'm almost offended but given I half-considered executing Togo a few minutes ago that's a fair point to make.
"I'm...um… I'm not sure. What're you doing besides phone delivery? Oh, wait, got an idea – need to thank Fū for keeping us alive. Me alive. Nanoha didn't help till the end."
Huh, suppose none of us landed near each other then. Closeness to Vertex determined by the order in which we left the void, or was it just chance? Something to investigate later, maybe pool data from our Devices.
Daze switches back to civilian clothes with a burst of light, Bardiche confirming the loss of her Barrier Jacket on the psuedo-HUD he is rendering for me. Defenseless in other words.
Don't think I'll be doing that.
"Bardiche, can we switch back to normal, but keep gloves and a cloak on as the Jacket? I don't want to risk a surprise attack. Also, let me know when the Taishi get here if you can."
Yes. Blaze Form's?
I nod, before my Device and the majority of my Jacket vanish, replaced by the clothes I had on when I first woke up here. Ah, skirt. Awkward.
Gloves are still there, Bardiche slotted into the back of my right hand and the white cloak is a nice security blanket made of raw defensive magic.
I wait a moment to see if Mizu is going to return to unpowered state, before starting to lead the way to the YuYu's via the tracking icons Bardiche is supplying me.
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I push the door open as I reach it, glancing between the icons representing the Hero Club with little pictures of their heads that blink out as the actual humans come into vision.
"Fū, thanks for the lend of the phone." I toss it to her, smirking a little at her fumbling catch.
"Eh! Oh.. you're welcome?" Ah, Fū. The Mami analogue in the Madoka comparison.
I step back as Mizu starts thanking the older girl, mentally pulling the Thunder's Passage equation into view to have another look at it.
Half a minute's worth of blank staring at the equation later, Daze makes a comment that pulls my full attention back to the ongoing conversation about the Hero club's activities. "I have no regrets, this is the only path huh?"
"Really? Shirou?" Hmm. Fits better than you would think at first glance. "Eh, I suppose the fake janitor would fit in with this group. Huh, arm thing fits too I guess." Hero Club would be that idiot's thing, help people with whatever menial task they need and later sacrifice yourself piecemeal to kill supernatural threats in time for dinner.
"We seem to be quoting anime a lot." Mizu seems less appreciative of the comparison, or more likely just misses the similarities since I'm the only one who recognizes the setting. "I vote we ignore them. OK, you said the hero thing was new, but going by behavior at least Fū's been doing it for a while. Am I correct?"
Oh, this should be funny. Squirm leader girl, squirm. "Er, I've used the transformation before, but that was the first time I've actually fought Vertex." Interesting, she must have been trained in the basic usage.
Mizu doesn't seem done. "Mm, understood. Why didn't your...is she sister, or twin? Well, anyway, how come only you knew how to seal the Vertex? Did you just toss your family into the fray without any training whatsoever? Heck, why was wheelchair girl – sorry, don't know your name – even there? She's disabled." Fū freezes, any cheer leaving her in a heartbeat. Yuna follows.
"...snrk." Did Mizu just…?
Well, triple crit on Fu. As I said, Fū's the 'Mami' of the group, mostly because of a guilt complex about dragging her friends, and especially her sister into the fight. And hitting Togo for her disability at the same time?
"Have any popcorn in storage 'Diche?" This is going to be hilarious.
Regrettably no, Sir.
"Hey, calm down there." Daze interrupts. "Did you forget? Big, menacing organization pulling the strings behind everything? Heck, when your club's name is the Hero Club something is bound to go down."
For fucks sake, why must you ruin every plan?
…
Because you're Daze, right. I spin a telepathy net into existence with a slip of mana, impressing the
purpose onto the magical energy in a vaguely mnemonic way, calling on my memory of the last mental network rather than running through the equation again. Variables should be roughly the same.
It stutters, but works,
"Daze. Can it with the mentions of the Taisha, that's dangerously close to screwing up my deal with them and we need to at least acclimate before declaring war on the only ones with access to the Shinju." I wouldn't mind taking on the Shinju if it comes to it, but we are nowhere near the level required to try that.
"Oh really? Fuck." Wonders never cease, he can listen to reason. Er, she can listen to reason.
"And I claim that's silly." Mizu interjects, and oh my Lady Maeve she got the hint. Clefairy is on board and countering Daze's point, "Life isn't a conspiracy novel, Nanoha, even when you add magic to the mix."
"Hey! How many people can walk in the Hero Club? Three! How many people in the Hero Club in total? Four! Three times four equals twelve and how many blonds are there? Two! Twelve divided by two equals six! How many people just walked in? Three! Three six's." Daze throws her hands up in the air as I rest my face in the palms of my hands. That, that isn't even the real number of the devil. She's crazy
and an idiot. "Illuminati confirmed!"
I take back every nice thing I ever said about Daze. It will be quick, there aren't many such things.
A car has arrived outside the school, containing two adult humans, Sir.
"Oh thank Mab, the car is here. Time to go, nice meeting you all, kinda, not really, bye bye!" I grab each of my two cohorts by their arms and drag them from the room before they can offend anyone else. Which is weird, I'm usually the offensive one in a group.
"Remind me to crack open the personal settings menu when we have some down time, being called Sir feels weird."
Noted.