Yes channel your inner orange Lantern.
Acquire all the shinys, mass produce all the super weapons.
Make everyone sh*t walls.

Edit: My opinion of the story.
 
Call the Admiral line of droids 'Hitchcock'.

They are in charge of flocks of droid vessels named after birds... :p
 
Call the Admiral line of droids 'Hitchcock'.

They are in charge of flocks of droid vessels named after birds... :p
Let's see.....

Peregrine rapid skirmishing fighters.
Vulture Resource acquisition drones.
Osprey multi-purpose fighters.
Condor long-range recon drones.
Carroway heavy assault frigate.
Albatross boarding shuttle.
Mockingbird subversion craft.


Yep, that works.

Edit: made these up, not up to date on Clone Wars era.
 
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On the whole Bothan lives lost thing, with how often people bring up the number of Bothan spies dies for X, I start to wonder if it might not be that they just use occult sacrifices to do everything. To get X piece of information, sacrifice Y Bothans. Just a funny if morbid thought I sometimes have.
 
How about combining these two?
Sea Sparrow class Salvage Corvettes.

They would look like this.
No.

No. Wrong. Bad. Wrongad. Badrong.

There is only -one- bird you can use for a salvage corvette.

THE MAGPIE.

Bonus points if it has an off-white and red color scheme. :p

Also, to steal a joke from a Let's Play of Star Wars Rebellion, the reason that so many Bothans die whenever they try to spy on the Empire is that, well, human-sized catpeople kinda stand out on a base staffed by the human-centric Empire, no matter how convincing their credentials...

'HELLO, FELLOW IMPERIAL SOLDIER! I TOO LOVE THE EMPIRE!'
'...Security!'
'Cheeseit!'


Finally, calling the Admiral Droid line 'Hitchcocks' even kinda works with the designation, if you squint a bit.
 
Why should your ships have crews in the first place? If there's no organic crew you can just make each individual ship an autonomous unit, only carrying droids for boarding actions and planetary invasions.
 
No.

No. Wrong. Bad. Wrongad. Badrong.

There is only -one- bird you can use for a salvage corvette.

THE MAGPIE.

Bonus points if it has an off-white and red color scheme. :p

Also, to steal a joke from a Let's Play of Star Wars Rebellion, the reason that so many Bothans die whenever they try to spy on the Empire is that, well, human-sized catpeople kinda stand out on a base staffed by the human-centric Empire, no matter how convincing their credentials...

'HELLO, FELLOW IMPERIAL SOLDIER! I TOO LOVE THE EMPIRE!'
'...Security!'
'Cheeseit!'


Finally, calling the Admiral Droid line 'Hitchcocks' even kinda works with the designation, if you squint a bit.

I was thinking Vulture, for a scavenger, but Magpie works great.
 
Btw would it be rude to ask for an estimate as to when he'll enter another universe?
He already gave an estimate, but his muse takes him wherever it pleases so any estimate is pretty much not worth asking for.

I'm estimating....only 10 or more so chapters before I get to go to a new universe.

Could be wrong though, never know where the muse will take me.

EDIT:

What if this is the beginning of another Droid Rebellion?"

I wonder if IG-88 infiltrating from a droid world is canon here?

If so, all the changes might've made him more dangerous.
 
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Btw would it be rude to ask for an estimate as to when he'll enter another universe?
3~ updates or so ago he said it would be 10 left in this universe. So, taking into account the planning fallacy I'd say about 12 more updates.
That too, was most certainly frightening. It had cost many Bothan lives to discover just why the Empire was so frantically searching across the galaxy – not for the Alliance as suspected but for The Network and their various ships.
I'm starting to think that Bothans aren't very good at this whole spying thing.
 
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I AM A FOOL!

I bow to your superior judgement.:V
Mmmm hmm. Damn right. :p
Pffft, the Bothans aren't good at anything.
Hey, from what I've read as about them, they're very good at being jerks, getting other people to do their work, stealing credit for things, being Politicians, and freezing children into carbonite and using them as office decorations.

Although that may fall under being jerks, I suppose.
 
Getting the information is easy for them.

It's survivng the retaliation from an Angron-level mad Vader that is far harder.

Normal spying secrecy is nothing compared to that. Cause the angrier and more humiliated Vader is, the stronger he is in the Dark Side.

Just saying....
 
Getting the information is easy for them.

It's survivng the retaliation from an Angron-level mad Vader that is far harder.

Normal spying secrecy is nothing compared to that. Cause the angrier and more humiliated Vader is, the stronger he is in the Dark Side.

Just saying....
...well, that explains a lot. :p
 
Now I totally get that you dislike the Vong, but in 39 you misspelt the first part of their name (twice): it's Yuuzhan, not Yuuzan.
Other than that, loving the utter chaos that Theta's HALPING is inflicting on the poor, unsuspecting galaxy.

What I'm saying is, having his flagship be stolen from him (twice!) may or may not have had some deleterious results on those opposing the Empire.
... And how much harder is poor Luke going to have to work to redeem his dad, now that he's been mainlining the Dark Side for months?
 
I was of the impression that the Force was unique to the SW galaxy, not their universe. Might just be fanon, but I could have sworn. . .
Nah, it's canon the Vong's home planet was a powerful force user herself, and the Vong used to have Jedi/Sith equivalents.

Also, getting Zonama Sekot to show up would do wonders to getting them to listen to you about going back. Finding a teleporting planet might be a might difficult thought. Maybe try Vader's "billions of probe droids" trick?
 
Why should your ships have crews in the first place? If there's no organic crew you can just make each individual ship an autonomous unit, only carrying droids for boarding actions and planetary invasions.
Repairs. But honestly, that should be done by specially-designed droids and have corridors specifically for that purpose. But remember the first rule of DCiBP:
Theta is not the best Commander, doop doop doopity doop
 
Nah, it's canon the Vong's home planet was a powerful force user herself, and the Vong used to have Jedi/Sith equivalents.

Also, getting Zonama Sekot to show up would do wonders to getting them to listen to you about going back. Finding a teleporting planet might be a might difficult thought. Maybe try Vader's "billions of probe droids" trick?
Let's not forget that remnants of the two droid civilizations from the Vong's home galaxy have taken up residence in this one as well.
 
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