Recruit Guri into your organization and take her with you when you explore the multiverse please
 
Recruit Guri into your organization and take her with you when you explore the multiverse please
Looks like she's recruiting herself. I wonder if he predicted that?

He doesn't really have an "organisation", yet; his droids lack anything approaching a free will, no matter what definition you use sir that term. Guri night be the first exception, and it'd be good for him to have someone else on his side.

Which is probably what torroar-the-writer intended.
 
...

*slowclaps*
*hands torroar the Achievement Award for Quarian Excellence In The Field Of Robotics*
I don't believe any of the Commanders have managed to pick up an obsessed assassin droid supermodel-framed gynoid stalker yet.

Good job! :D

(Cause, to quote torroar...THETA IS NOT A VERY GOOD COMMANDER. :p I imagine that Yandere (She's obsessed with the Network and a perfectly good assassin. 17 pieces!) Guri is -entirely- by accident and an unexpected side effect of 'oh, I guess I should fix her up a bit. dum de dum, off to do my own thing with no consequences of my actions ever!')
 
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Look man, all he wanted was to get Replica droid data and get rid of the programming binding her to Xizor. He specifically wanted to avoid her trying some kind of crazy retaliation plan or something as revenge/let her be her own person.

You know, like in the books and comics, how after Xizor died she went on to become her own person?

That was Alpha's plan.
 
So is Alpha going to always appear on the holonet with a harem of supermodel Gynoids with glowing eyes draped over him like Pimp-Bot 9000?
 
Look man, all he wanted was to get Replica droid data and get rid of the programming binding her to Xizor. He specifically wanted to avoid her trying some kind of crazy retaliation plan or something as revenge/let her be her own person.

You know, like in the books and comics, how after Xizor died she went on to become her own person?

That was Alpha's plan.
yes.

Well.

Your lot in life is suffering, Theta. :D

Or, to steal a line from Warframe and another Stalker...

Your actions have consequences, Commander Theta.

:p
 
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Look man, all he wanted was to get Replica droid data and get rid of the programming binding her to Xizor. He specifically wanted to avoid her trying some kind of crazy retaliation plan or something as revenge/let her be her own person.
You know, like in the books and comics, how after Xizor died she went on to become her own person?

That was Alpha's plan.
yes.
Well.
Your lot in life is suffering, Theta. :D
It looks like anything nice Torroar tries to do ends with horrible consquences. :cry:
 
We can't all be Drich-sama, all right?

Cut me some slack, at least I haven't made an insane plasma spewing AI that destroys my base :lol
 
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Are you not entertained?

Huge explosions and epic destruction is more entertaining than an unfortunate guy being forced into a commander body by a massive asshole who then proceeds to cause him immense pain, handicap nearly everything he can do, once again hurt his mind a lot, handicap him even more, and then watch as he keeps raging and raging and complaining about shit. I'm not sadistic like ROB, nor am I a masochist like Torroar.

BUT I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THIS IS JUST THETA BEING A MASOCHIST AND HE IS PURPOSEFULLY HANDICAPING HIMSELF AND INFLICTING PAIN ON HIMSELF, WHILE ROB IS JUST WATCHING AND GOING "What the fuck?"
 
Eh. I just write things.

I ain't a masochist, I'll say that though. I'm the guy who plays on easy mode in every game. I took a look at XCOM and said 'nope', watched a friend play it instead.
 
At the same time I play the Souls Games on the hardest difficulty.

So I guess that makes me....just a person who is bad at turn based strategy...?

I'm all right at RTS's tho.

XCOM just gave me a lot of trouble.
 
... Souls Games don't have a difficulty setting. I should know. They never gave me the option to choose, and I always got murdered by the first thing that bothered to fight back.

That's what I call 'impaired by painkillers'.

I don't normally play them at all, but when I was blitzed out post wisdom teeth removal I made a go of it.

Since then it's become a tradition that I play them whenever I get injured.
 
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