Deedeequest or The Wonders of Mundus: Be Careful Who You Pretend To Be - A Genderous Isekai Quest

How Dice Rolls Work
Character sheet is here.

Dice rolls are 1d10 + Stat + Proficiency + any applicable bonuses, such as Boons.

You may spend 3 Tension to Overdrive for a retroactive +5 to your roll (a Determination Overdrive), or +3 to an ally's roll (a Teamwork Overdrive). I will also automatically overdrive to avoid exhaustion or unconsciousness.

It is possible to critically succeed (on +5 on skill checks and +10 on combat rolls) or critically fail (by the same margins), but rolling a 1 or a 10 does not automatically crit in either case. It is possible to crit retroactively by Overdriving.

Your stat bonuses have names:
  • Vigor grants a Strength bonus.
  • Agility grants a Dexterity bonus.
  • Spirit grants an Aura bonus.
  • Mind grants an Intuition bonus.
  • Resolve grants a Guts bonus.
Dice are rolled on a first come, first serve bonus. You only roll for Deedee.
 
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There was an error with an earlier post, I've since fixed the link. Bizarrely, it had copied the title and not the URL of the post I was trying to link.

Update and ballot on previous page.
 
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[X] [ACE] That Alesha was flirting with you, and with her, not knowing you were together; and that you needed to talk about it.
[X] [QUINYONES] Sekhmet.
[X] [QUINYONES] Siobhan.
 
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[X] Everything that just happened.

[X] [TAYEB] Hikaru.
[X] [TAYEB] Sekhmet.

...even though I would kind of feel bad dumping both Alesha and Ace on Siobhan right now. :p

[] [QUINYONES] Hikaru.
[] [QUINYONES] Siobhan.


And I know they're a dark horse candidate at the moment, but I want Jules with us on the Quinyones talk too. We can't portray ourselves as being from poverty - we're big bad Adventurers now - but I feel like having people with that experience will allow us to pick up on shit we wouldn't otherwise. Same for Alesha, from another angle. And I think we've gotten enough peacemaking done here that I'm not worried about us all working together.

...definitely good points. I liked the idea of having Siobhan in here for local perspective, but this is probably the better call.

[X] [QUINYONES] Sekhmet.
[X] [QUINYONES] Alesha.
 
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[X] Everything that just happened.

[X] [TAYEB] Ace.
[X] [TAYEB] Sekhmet.

[X] [QUINYONES] Alesha.
[X] [QUINYONES] Hikaru.
 
Arriving at the last minute due to Busy Weekend Syndrome.

I'm okay with telling Ace everything, in principle.

But "everything" includes the "Jules kinda wants to stay" topic, and I'm not sure how that will play at this point in our relationship. Deedee has Stay leanings as well - we've discussed it before - and Ace is, for now, a solid Go. Would this make her see a risk to our relationship where there isn't one yet (and even in the worst case won't be for a long time)?

So I won't vote for "everything" as my first option. But...

[X] [ACE] That Alesha was flirting with you, and with her, not knowing you were together; and that you needed to talk about it.

..this much at minimum, we should lay on the table where all the stakeholders can see it.

For the Kosmas meeting: I want Ace with us for selfish reasons. We should take her on at least one of these away missions, and we should take at least one person who was part of the previous visit thataway. Other than her, I'm uncertain who best to bring to a meeting with folks who are well-disposed to us on average but have been putting intra-family practice in at their distrust for the life of coin.

(Edit: Coming back to this later, and re-reading the post about the Kosmas family, it occurs to me that we're partially... trying to convince them we're upstanding and productive members of society, right? I like the pick of Sekhmet for that, actually. They're the member of our party who's specced for a craft, after all - they were hunting for potion ingredients when we first got back in touch on Costa Dulce.)

[X] [TAYEB] Ace.
[X] [TAYEB] Sekhmet.

And I know they're a dark horse candidate at the moment, but I want Jules with us on the Quinyones talk too. We can't portray ourselves as being from poverty - we're big bad Adventurers now - but I feel like having people with that experience will allow us to pick up on shit we wouldn't otherwise. Same for Alesha, from another angle. And I think we've gotten enough peacemaking done here that I'm not worried about us all working together.

[X] [QUINYONES] Alesha.
[X] [QUINYONES] Sekhmet.
 
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Vote closed
Scheduled vote count started by Talia B on Nov 11, 2022 at 2:26 PM, finished with 14 posts and 8 votes.
 
We will be completely forthcoming with Ace.

Ace and Sekhmet will accompany you to Tayeb's Kosmas family (meaning that Alesha, Hikaru and Siobhan will speak to the Robledas.)

Alesha and Hikaru will help you talk to the Quinyones, with another investiation group of Ace, Sekhmet and Sio.

I will try to have an update for you by next weekend.
 
Hmm. Looks like the vote counts are a little wonky. Maybe I shouldn't have tried to edit my votes instead of posting again.

Doesn't affect the winners, fortunately.
 
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Itch.io Creator day is November 25th
As I've mentioned on my Tumblr, the 25th of this month is Itch.Io creator day - meaning that Friday is a great day to pick up my e-book of the first part of this story, if you haven't and you'd like to. @Mattnificent wrote a very kind review of it. Please check out the book here!

Hopefully my novelization of Part 2 will be finished on the 25th Is Complete as of today, with an ebook by the 15th of December!
 
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Ask Deeds
Two notes:

1: May I have a Flammite + Empathy + Intuition roll and a Sylphanite + Rapport + Aura roll for reasons.

2: In honor of the release of Part 2 (above), I've polished off the official ask blog. Please send DC/AC your questions, shitposts, and fanart.
Talia B threw 2 10-faced dice. Reason: Resisting with Resolve Total: 14
8 8 6 6
 
The needs of Thanksgiving hit me harder than I expected, but I have three bits of good news.

  1. Update this week, and hopefully more often after the holidays now that I'm not splitting my writing time with Book 2. Speaking of -
  2. Book 2 will be out in December - likely next week. I have the manuscript; I just need the layout and the cover, and those are coming this week. I've already got a sale up for the first book and preorders of the second (that come with a manuscript) on Itch.io until the 30th.
  3. I admit that I've lost some time in playing Pentiment. Pentiment is absolutely fantastic. If any part of the appeal of this Quest was the depiction of a medieval to early modern world, then Gods above, please play Pentiment. I'm going to be streaming it through the I/O discord on Wednesday the 30th if I can help it.
 
3.1.5.2: bring wings to the weak and bring grace to the strong
Alesha's key lets me into the room where Ace is resting - or where she's trying to, because a knock elicits a groan rather than silence.

"It's Deedee," I say. "Just checking in, hope you're okay."

She wordlessly opens the door, looks at me through dark-rimmed eyes, and shuffles back to bed. I'm quick to join her side, and she doesn't object to a hand on her shoulder.

I loop my arms around her waist and pull her close and Ace, now with permission to relax, shudders into me.

"Anything still hurting?" I murmur into her ear.

In response, she wordlessly holds out her arm for inspection - the one that got splashed by lindwyrm spit. And there isn't a trace of it. No chemical burns, scarring, not even freckling.

"Oh," I say, blinking.

"Took the mutant healing factor at character creation," she says, with a mirthless laugh. "So much for my excuses to have you wring me out. Christ, I don't even get a cool scar about it - it's like it never happened."

"I mean," I say. "You don't need an excuse. I'm here and I enjoy the way you feel under my hands."

She smiles at that, a bit.

I press my palms down into her shoulders, hear her grunt as that forces her to sit properly upright.

"You were holding back in that last fight," I say.

"I don't like fighting," Ace murmurs. "Especially not... dumb animals, not even bad guys."

Unspoken is a fear of hurting us when she goes berzerk. So I voice it for her.

"I know," I say. "And there are people looking out for you, to make sure you're not doing it alone. I'll help you. Alesha will help too - not for the first time."

Ace shudders under my hands. Point made, but she looks close to tears.

"She told you that?" she says, her large, triangular furred ear flicking at me.

"Alesha and I have been talking," I say, taking a deep breath. "About the state of things. She, uh, wanted me to pass on a message to you."

"Mmmn." Ace leaned back into me. "Shoot."

I lean in and kiss her on the back of the neck, under a natural part of her hair, her pigtails slipping over me. Slip my arms around Ace and pull her closer, hold her tighter. Only then can I exhale.

Ace, too, can breathe.

"That's nice, but what did Alesha actually say?" she murmurs.

I feel the burn in my cheeks spiking. "That is what she wanted to pass on. Er, well, that and telling me to give you my love and hers."

Ace turns to me, wide eyed and blinking.

"Huh? But....." A long pause. "... Huh?"

"Leesh has been flirting with me," I say. "And with you, for that matter. She only just realized we were, uh, already together."

Ace laughs, twisting to face me, shaking her head. "Does this mean I need to make out with you in front of everyone else more? I didn't realize we were being subtle!"

"To be fair, Alesha didn't think she was being subtle either," I say, looking down - and down Ace's back, the lazy wag of her tail.

Ace shrugged. "It's those heavy armor penalties."

"About flirting with us, I mean."

"Heavy armor penalizes that too," Ace says, gesturing with both hands at her boobs.

I look into her eyes and tilt my head. "Well, not the way you wear it..."

"Bitch I traded in the Plate of Cheesecake for something sensible," she says, cackling laughter.

"Didn't even save it for special occasions?" I ask, before holding her close again. "Yeah. I just - I don't intend on leaving you anytime soon. I'm just glad Leesh gets that."

"Honest to God," Ace says, "I didn't realize she was interested in either of us because I saw her make heart eyes at the Contessa."

I look at her, and her look back tells me she wasn't joking.

"Ace," I say, "Contessa Desolar is a Contessa and our boss."

"About the same amount of Out of Our League, yeah," Ace said without apparent irony. "I mean, look at me, I'm a disaster. So were you when she first met us."

I'm not entirely sure the past tense is warranted for me, but I appreciate it all the same. "So what do we do now?" I ask.

"Well, I think we go to dinner, because I'm hungry as hell," Ace says, hand on her chin. My stomach chooses this moment to enthusiastically second that plan. "Then... then I take Leesh aside and talk with her, I guess?"

I nod, and exhale. This all seems reasonable enough to me; and I'm just glad Ace is taking everything well. I try to disentangle myself and rise.

But Ace holds on, gently tugging me back down to her side.

"But first," she says, blushing crimson. "I think you're, uhm, holding out on me."

"Oh?" I breathe.

Ace looks into my eyes. "Leesh told you to give me all your love. I know you can do better than that," she says, before needing to look down.

I can't help but grin fangs back, and I kiss her for a long moment.

"It's true," I say. "You do."



I will probably add the Porn Supplement to this in a couple days, but I figured I owed you a new update.

Next week: Investigations and Outsiders.
 
I've been having trouble concentrating on writing, between my paying job and the various familial holiday stresses of the season.

Expect an update sometime this month, but I'm not sure if it'll be this weekend. We're starting a new part of the story when we do.
 
Chapter 3.2.1: The Honorable Council Of Yberian Royal Drovers
Sekhmet and I are awakened by the sound of bleating.

A lot of bleating. Overlapping calls and responses from what had to be dozens - hundreds - how many animals outside the inn?

I rise from my bed, roll my neck, and exchange glances with Sekhmet before pulling a top on.

The tavern below is fuller than I've ever seen, fuller than the convention halls when Fanime briefly became LineCon 2033. Men - and it's mostly men- wearing broad-brimmed hats, wool, and dust take what tables and drinks and food and space they can, with a scattered few having a glint of maille or a staff tipped with crystal, the thirteenth of each baker's dozen shepherds an adventurer bodyguard.

And the smell! The stink of sweat and wool and oil damn near physically presses the regulars from Vinyedo to hunch over their tables and into their seats, scowling into their beer and porridge and eggs.

The bleating of a thousand sheep thankfully is coming from outside the building. These newcomers at least had the sense to leave the animals outside. But taking a glance out the window, they choke the streets as the itinerant shepherds try to hurry them along to paddock and pasture.

It's golden fleeced, bleating pandemonium, of a kind I'd never seen before, not even when traveling in sheep country in the game Mundus was drawn from.

I stand in line to order - a long line - while Sekh tries to secure anything resembling a table. A good thing, too, as the catte ends up herding our party as they come downstairs and blink, wondering in turn if they're still dreaming.

At last I'm able to elbow my way to Marcus Robledo as he conducts serving wenches with gruff orders and deft gestures, and lean heavily on the counter when I do. My old self wouldn't have been able to stand this long, bless him, and thank Sylphan for my present Adventurer's physique.

"Marcus," I say, projecting louder than I would to be heard. "Drovers got here early, huh?"

He snorts. "Just order, sellsword," he says.

Right. No malice, just business. "What breakfast can you manage for my six?"

"Pease porridge - with mutton - at the next bell," he responds.

"Delicious," I say, slapping down our coin.

He takes it without fanfare. "I'll see what else we can do - Eranda forbid we sup on maidens-tear peas by tomorrow."

"I'll take it up with Sylphan," I say.

The bench the other five of mine managed to squeeze into isn't hard to find, but it is cramped, with Sio taking up as little space as she can against the corner and Hikaru not far behind. I lay an arm around Ace's shoulder by way of greeting and conserving space, and I feel her stiffen before relaxing and return the gesture.

"This is insanity," Ace says from her belly, trying to be overheard over the din of shepherd and farmer trying to be overheard.

"What?" Hikaru yells from the other end of the table.

"Never mind," Ace says. "Goddamn."

"I didn't realize there would be this many shepherds coming through," Alesha says, craning her head behind Ace for my benefit. "It's one thing to be told there's a Drover's Guild -"

"And another to see just how many of the Honorable Council of Royal Yberian Drovers there are," Sio says, managing to project without volume, at least to the table.

"Here's hoping that means mutton, yogurt and cheese instead of nothing for dinner," Sekhmet responds.

"Unless something's gone wrong," Hikaru said. "Say, the same thing that befell the vineyard."

"Let's not borrow trouble," Alesha said. "The Devil can find his own damn seat without an invitation."

Sio laughs. "I like that one," she says.

Soon we are given our porridge. It's definitely an improvisation, and not the best one the tavern has come up with; garbanzo beans and pearl barley, thickened with breadcrumbs and tomato and scant egg, with the mutton as saving grace. But, thankfully, they are able to give us a small loaf of bread and a large slab of butter, and a mix of grape and honey wine - efforts they would not have taken if I hadn't tried to get on Marcus' good side.

When the gold-furred Vulpecian scullery maid gives it to us, she curtseys low, hoping for tips; Sekhmet scrambles to hand her a well-deserved one, and I see someone glaring at us over her. A freckled, red-haired, pixie-cut andrax woman in a dull steel pikeman's pot and with slashed sleeves under pauldrons.

She's sitting with a group of other mercenaries and shepherds. Wondering why we're getting special treatment and the locals pronounce 'Adventurer' to rhyme with "motherfucker?" I don't think I recognize her, so why the stink-eye?

"They gonna start anything?" Ace mutters.

"We won't be," Alesha replies. "Eat up."

"Then you should come with me and Sekh to Tayeb's," I say. "I think I have questions they'll answer from us, and not from the rest of us -" no offense.

Leesh nods. "We'll hit up the other craftsman," she says. "As much as space allows."

"Hopefully the streets will be clearer," Hikaru mutters.

"They should be," Sio says. "The Drover's Guild know what they're doing."

I spooned some beans onto my bread and hoped Sio was as right as ever.



Happy new year, and here's to more story to come. I'll try to get back on a weekly update schedule, along with posting a new quest Soon.

No rolls or votes for this one, but next time: Tayeb's.
 
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I do like the efforts to integrate crude and basic realities of medieval/Early Modern life, where the farmers and drovers and so on are three-dimensional characters who are actually responding to economic incentives and embedded in an overarching system that's been given some thought, as opposed to just being stock characters from central casting who serve mainly to cry about the stuff the ogres took or to ooh and ahh over the protagonists' awesomeness.
 
I do like the efforts to integrate crude and basic realities of medieval/Early Modern life, where the farmers and drovers and so on are three-dimensional characters who are actually responding to economic incentives and embedded in an overarching system that's been given some thought, as opposed to just being stock characters from central casting who serve mainly to cry about the stuff the ogres took or to ooh and ahh over the protagonists' awesomeness.

This is exactly what I was hoping for. Thank you.
 
Chapter 3.2.2.1: Spinning Yarns
By the time our rough breakfast is done, the streets - though not clear of sheep - are clearer, and the drovers are moving their flock in towards whatever paddocks the town could provide for them. In this early cold, Sekhmet, Ace and I make our way down the streets and walkways of the city, towards the central keep and then off a spur near the Juadipatos river.

The home of the Kosmas family is a large, if rustic farmhouse, flanked on either side by fencing and cool riverside land. One field has sheep in it, I notice; temporary guests busy tearing up a fallow field and fertilizing it for the planting of winter wheat, mushrooms, cabbage, onions, maybe even 'those odd sort of Yao turnips' we were glad to see in Viacruz. I see orchards with some olive trees, some almond trees, some quince; and vineyards beyond that.

The fields currently being harvested - by a middle-aged human man in a broad hat and a green jacket, two teenagers, and a gold-furred Vulpecian boy - are predominantly wheat, barley, and oats.

I take a deep breath and raise my hand to hail the man in the field. He looks up at me, squints at me over a fine and full black beard, without stopping his careful quick slashes with a hand scythe; his eyes dart to Sekhmet, he grunts, and returns his gaze to me. His kids glance at me but once before getting back to work.

"You're the godspeaker of the group that saved our Shadi, then," he says. "Deedee, was it?"

"I am she, ser Kosmas." I say. "I've brought a gift. "

"Mikhail," he insists, emphasizing the second syllable, beginning it with a guttural 'kh.' "I'm no ser, just a free man. Eleshiva will take your present when you step inside. We'll join you later - we've honest work to do."

"I can see that," Ace says, looking over the grain fields. "Let us know how we can help."

"Shiva will have ideas, I'm sure," he says, turning back to his work. "You'll want dinner when the siesta comes, and we can talk then."

"Thank you, Mikhail," I say, bowing sincerely, as I go to the door. "We'll waste as little of your time as possible."
He grunts amusement, but says little more, as Elishiva opens the door.

She's wearing a wonderful shawl of dark blue with embroidery in silver, cream and gold; her dress is a simple and ample cut to reflect the curves of a woman who's born many children, but in vivid blue and green patterning that evoked the sea, under a plainer rust-red smock. These were the kind of bright and beautiful clothes that Tayeb sold in the city at a great and well-deserved profit; this was the hand that taught his wife how, even now at the door stretching wool from a distaff leaning against her, pinching it off to a spinner in her offhand, leaving one hand free.

I bow to her. "Elishiva Kosmas," I say. "May we come in?"

"I suppose you'd better before the sun catches you out," she says, glancing at the three of us. "Friends of Sekhmet? And of Tayeb, then."

I hear the disdain in her voice, though I think that Sekhmet and Ace don't. I crouch under the unexpectedly short doorway and come into the front room.

It's mostly kitchen, with some bedroom and a second floor of more bedroom; plain table, plain crockery, a tall cabinet with a drip pan, and all sorts of herbs and pots hanging from the ceiling near a central firepit and chimney, with a row of beds along the wall and a table with chairs and benches. Eleshiva takes the second-largest chair, the largest being occupied by an old man with a white beard and a large white milia on his nose, wrinkled with age, half asleep.

Sitting at the table is an unexpected guest; a man in a heavy dark brown coat, a cane against his shoulder, with vulpine ears peeking from the brim of his hat; he is rubbing a great quantity of salt into the inside of what appears to be a whole, dead, skinned sheep with his bare hands, occasionally bidding Eleshiva to run water over those hands with a grunt. On one bed is a daughter in blue and brown, merrily spinning from a distaff with only slightly less speed than her mother - but also, on the bed with her, is an adult pixie no taller than the human girl, in a plain cream colored shirt, her boiled leather armor unlaced next to her, struggling mightily and merrily with a spinner in her left hand.

I place our gift on the table as I sit down. "We didn't realize you had other guests," I said. "If this isn't a good day -"

"Nonsense," Eleshiva insists. "We need more to dispose of senor Silphanii's generous gift anyway, and you've earned at least one meal from the mother of the girl you saved. We cannot thank your band enough for that. What, may I ask, have you brought?"

"Healing potion," I say. "Sekhmet brewed it herself."

"Adventurer grade," they say, nodding. "A spoonful for pain, a half cup for serious wounds and blood loss. Learned to brew my own with some help from Flamma rather than relying on the shops in Viacruz."

Elishiva eyes the bottle - one that used to carry half a gallon of olive oil. "That's a... very generous gift," she says. "A thoughtful one as well. Though what's it made of?"

I think - or guess - I know why she's asking. Ace answers as I would have. "I think it's herbs and certain roots."

"No animal components, unless it was sweetened with honey?" I ask Sekhmet.

"I used berry juices and some sugar syrup for that," they tell me. "Vegan-ass healing potion on sale at a place that sells yogurt and muesli today."

"Nothing our horses and kine and chickens will object to?" she asks.

Ace blinks, then laughs. "Adventurer tested, cow approved," she says.

"Maybe don't feed it to the dog, there's garlic in there," Sekhmet says. "Should be fine for livestock."

"It's a more practical gift than I expected," Elishiva admits, putting it among other potions and powders.

"Our sense of what's practical changed a lot once our job became fighting things with fangs and claws," Ace points out. "Being city girls before we were murder-hobos probably didn't help either."

The pixie adventurer snorts laughter. One of us, then - a Player.

"Murder-hobos?" Elishiva repeats, incredulously. "Gods, you probably would be more respectable with a good flock of sheep before you."

The drover, busy salting the blood out of our dinner, suddenly puts a hand to his mouth and shakes, in what may be suppressed laughter.

"I hear that they're a most honorable guild of royal drovers," I say, "from people who get rich off of wool sales. What everyone else calls you I won't repeat, of course."

"Of course," says the shepherd, chuckling.

"You didn't just come here to give us a gift," Elishiva says.

I sigh. "We have much more to discuss," I tell her.

"Spin while you talk," she says, handing me a spindle and wool.

I hesitate, while the others equip themselves.

"I never learned how," I admit.

"You never learned how to spin," Elishiva says, too shocked to be scandalized.

I take a deep breath. "Pretend I was raised a boy until I was twenty and teach me how?"

Sekhmet suppresses a choke and Ace just stares at me. Elishiva stares, too, for a while.

Then she picks up her distaff. "No time like now to learn, then," she says.



Dice rolls, decisions and administrativa to follow tonight or tomorrow.
 
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