Pandemonious Ivy
Panties, Revolution. Big Drawers. Parachute.
Why wouldn't it? If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. But based off of what we know about ourselves and the opponent, one or more of these seems likely.
Perfect is the enemy of good. Can't account for everything.
This rather critical element of the plan could be pretty concretely undone by him turning around really fast. We can't do right behind him, we don't have line of sight to his blind spot. The best we could manage is sort of over his shoulder and the best we can do is hope that he doesn't drown us in dice from his Ghost pool or whatever. Trying to teleport Flamestrike is an even worse proposition considering how chunky he is. And even if we succeeded it leaves us exhausted and vulnerable to GODLIKE.
Still not a fan of the witty bantering, honestly. Narratively I don't think it works. But I'll cop to that just being a matter of personal taste.
1. We're a physically augmented, physical form boosting suit wearing teleporter.
If he can move fast enough in the split second it takes for us to teleport into his blind spot and touch him, to counter us? Running was never going to work.
2. Banter us to buy time. That's what it's usually for. If you have a better suggestion that can use our stats and skills to better the outcome, I'm up for hearing it.