He bombed the first company that denied him cover, nuked the second and door-gunned the third.
He bombed the first company that denied him cover, nuked the second and door-gunned the third.
The fourth one decided it was cheaper to offer, and even lowered his premiums after some polite men came and talked to them.He bombed the first company that denied him cover, nuked the second and door-gunned the third.
Polite, armed, NON-RUSSIAN, young men, to be precise.The fourth one decided it was cheaper to offer, and even lowered his premiums after some polite men came and talked to them.
Don't you mean NON-FRENCH?
No country wants to recognize them!
Militaires Sans Frontières?
The French-sounding name has nothing to do with us, we swear!
TBH, at this point, poaw announcing a sponsorship deal with Outer Heaven would not surprise.
Is there a Metal Gear in the database?TBH, at this point, poaw announcing a sponsorship deal with Outer Heaven would not surprise.
Given the fact you could put just about any kind of weapon on any kind of platform in the editor, you could probably simulate one.
I have not enough Likes.My (pitiful) attempt to draw the now immortal "door gunner scene", enjoy
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Dibs on the lowly mechanic who has a disturbing relation with his planes!I'm planning to write a fanfic about the events chronicled in this thread.
It will be presented in the form of excerpts from a historical biography entitled It Was On Fire When I Got Here: Sir Lord Admiral of the High Seas 'Custer' Poaw and the Third World War.
I demand to be the Comms Officer on his flagship.I'm planning to write a fanfic about the events chronicled in this thread.
It will be presented in the form of excerpts from a historical biography entitled It Was On Fire When I Got Here: Sir Lord Admiral of the High Seas 'Custer' Poaw and the Third World War.
And I'll be the snarky Helmsman who points out the obvious in hindsight.I'm planning to write a fanfic about the events chronicled in this thread.
It will be presented in the form of excerpts from a historical biography entitled It Was On Fire When I Got Here: Sir Lord Admiral of the High Seas 'Custer' Poaw and the Third World War.
And I'll write a fanfic about your fanfic! Involving a crossover with Metal Gear!I'm planning to write a fanfic about the events chronicled in this thread.
It will be presented in the form of excerpts from a historical biography entitled It Was On Fire When I Got Here: Sir Lord Admiral of the High Seas 'Custer' Poaw and the Third World War.
Everyone wants to fire missiles at him.
Nah, the missiles were shot at paow's cruise missiles or something.
Last seen in London, buying a top hat and a fake beard before leaving towards the Admiralty.Admiral poaw: Fired by the USN after the Syrian debacle. Hired and fired by the French after thinking it would be fun to nuke something in Algeria. The Italians didn't actually do those background checks that the application talked about.