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    • As a general note: All snippets in this thread can be considered up for adoption, with a couple of basic conditions:
    1. If you use my actual text, in whole or in part, please credit me.
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    Though as of this posting, people without a sufficient messages count can't bypass the warning on replies. Feel free to message me directly if that's the case.
     
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    • I never knew how much I wanted a paperwork focused Naruto. It just seems to work so well and I would love to read more if you ever comeback to this.
     
    KhDehvokan said:
    This is just beautiful. I wonder what reactions Jiraiya and Sarutobi would have to this explanation. Nods of mutual understanding, or disbelieving stares?
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    Probably both. I kinda want a follow-up snippet where the entire Uzumaki clan thinks the same thing, and it makes them good enough seal masters to stop or even undo the extermination of their village.
     
    verycoolname said:
    Probably both. I kinda want a follow-up snippet where the entire Uzumaki clan thinks the same thing, and it makes them good enough seal masters to stop or even undo the extermination of their village.
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    It turns out that the entire village wasn't actually destroyed, they just filed it away in a extra dimensional space linked between the five Great villages back storage filing cabinets.

    They became the village hidden in the paperwork
     
    Automatonation said:
    It turns out that the entire village wasn't actually destroyed, they just filed it away in a extra dimensional space linked between the five Great villages back storage filing cabinets.

    They became the village hidden in the paperwork
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    Evidence

    everyone knows the Villiage was destroyed and the clan scattered

    but no one knows who destroyed them, and no one can find any survivors to ask
     
    can you imagine some village may pick their kage solely because of his/her capability of doing paperwork despite only have the combat capability of a Genin.
     
    Three words: Unlimited Paper Works. "I reject your reality, and submit the paperwork for my own."
     
    Kinda reminds me of a Harry Potter fic where he gets an enchanted clipboard and gains audit powers. Good fic. This definitely seems a bit more serious though, I hope to see more some day.
     
    CmptrWz said:
    A young Naruto Uzumaki...
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    I love paperwork Naruto. I think that the author of Mauling Snarks would come up with some amazing concepts for ninja paperwork (shame that your muse refused to cooperate). Cool connection between paperwork and fuinjutsu.

    I had a thought that Naruto might be able to do something by replacing false paperwork with obvious fakes.
     
    CmptrWz said:
    So, you've got a poor sap stuck in a Dungeon Core. But how did they end up there?

    So, how did you end up as a Dungeon Core?
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    I became the worlds first Dungeon Core by using a possession spell on the Genius Locus of The Cave of Wonder, and due to my failing to carry the two, we became monstrously merged together, permanently.
     
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    HP - A Final Sorting
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    • Voldemort held the Sorting Hat, having just declared that there would be no more Houses because Slytherin's would suffice for everyone. Unsaid was that it was everyone worthy. But he paused and frowned. "Though there is the problem of the castle, and I'm not convinced that the Sorting Hat isn't tied to some of them. It shall get a reprieve, for now."

    The hat was deposited on Voldemort's head, likely 'for safekeeping' or something like that. Harry honestly wasn't sure as he laid at the monster's feet, trying to decide when it would be best to reveal that he wasn't dead.

    "Now then," Voldemort continued. "Neville here is going to demonstrate what happens to anyone..."

    There was a squelching sound, and Voldemort's body suddenly collapsed. His head ended up next to Harry's hand, the Sorting Hat falling off...of a glittering, rubied handle.

    Thinking fast, Harry grabbed the handle and pulled the silver sword out of Voldemort's head, rolling and slashing it through the white snake's open jaw. The snake's head split in two, the severed portion spinning high into the air.

    The Dark Lord did not get back up as both his body and the body of the snake burned and dissolved thanks to the basilisk venom that the Sword of Gryffindor had absorbed years ago.
     
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    • verycoolname said:
    And years later, Harry Potter's kids refuse to get sorted, because they snuck a look in their dad's penseive and know what happens when you put the scary hat on.
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    Generations later when Harry Potter fades in history his descendants are persecuted because it's found out that using the sorting hat was tied to records in the MoM and failure to use the hat had resulted in the Potter family being none citizens of the GB. Poor Harrys grand children.
     
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