Cacophony (A Zerg ....Presidency Quest? In 40k??)

Okay this is one of the exact things I kept ranting about people will want to get rid of a pandemic of parasites that are not benign a bug in there guts with a bug
Edit: why could we not just have reintroduced cows into the wild and become a mainline domestic species with stabilized genetic markers and secondary internal mutagenic zerg lifeform. Literally just the pizza dudes plans.
We may need to either fuck with wheat or fabricate a source or a false "Cure"
 
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Okay this is one of the exact things I kept ranting about people will want to get rid of a pandemic of parasites that are not benign a bug in there guts with a bug
Normal people, yes... Magos... No. Even regular mechanicum will do horrible things for the tiniest scrap of knowledge, that is not even considering the Dark Mechanicum or other Hereteks.
 
Okay this is one of the exact things I kept ranting about people will want to get rid of a pandemic of parasites that are not benign a bug in there guts with a bug
Edit: why could we not just have reintroduced cows into the wild and become a mainline domestic species with stabilized genetic markers and secondary internal mutagenic zerg lifeform. Literally just the pizza dudes plans.
We may need to either fuck with wheat or fabricate a source or a false "Cure"

Okay first of all we're the zerg. I'm all for infesting people instead of eating them, but covert operations is not really our thing. And frankly I don't want to just hide away quietly for centuries. Also the parasite thing was unexpected. We were planning for a slow infestation not a planet wide pandemic.

Where would we even get the dna for cows though. They're not a zerg species even if we had full access to all our old strains. We literally tried the careful infestation and reintroduction plan using grox, and it straight up didn't work. You'll note that making the parasites was not actually in our plan. We wanted tainted meat.

---[X] Look for any other types of food production to take samples of.

In fact note that we did actually try to find other food sources like wheat.
 
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Okay first of all we're the zerg. I'm all for infesting people instead of eating them, but covert operations is not really our thing. And frankly I don't want to just hide away quietly for centuries. Also the parasite thing was unexpected. We were planning for a slow infestation not a planet wide pandemic.

Where would we even get the dna for cows though. They're not a zerg species even if we had full access to all our old strains. We literally tried the careful infestation and reintroduction plan using grox, and it straight up didn't work. You'll note that making the parasites was not actually in our plan. We wanted tainted meat.
And given 40k universe where things a grim as fuck, it spreading so fast to billions...that was truly unexpected, but I will say...we will need to activate them, because if those Magos come and we are not ready to take off...we will be exterminated.
 
Careful handcrafting based on the terran mental outline and procedural evolution based on a sort of mammal preferably ungulates as the base sample dont need to be optimized preferably not as it worsens taste and prospects for domestication.

preferably with a good secondary means of resource production as fur for wool or scutes(sheeding),horns but preferably a source of nutrition to delay hunger based culling such as milk or mildew with excess filtered out like a aphid with its intestinal bypass to not die from dehydration, perhaps regrowing flaps or flesh stalks like the flood did in halo before there emergence after there domestic spread as houseplants/pets
 
And given 40k universe where things a grim as fuck, it spreading so fast to billions...that was truly unexpected, but I will say...we will need to activate them, because if those Magos come and we are not ready to take off...we will be exterminated.
Overeacting and just doing things is what got us into this conflict but may I volunteer for a exploratory force into the crotalid based transportation as our emergency option or genecrafting
Yay, and I landed on the term with very much heavy choices that we need to think out carefully. Fucking perfect. Lucky you...
This is what candidate promises are made of fixing immediate things caused by the earlier terms issues even most dont think of it as one until it backfires and someone steps in
 
Overeacting and just doing things is what got us into this conflict but may I volunteer for a exploratory force into the crotalid based transportation as our emergency option or genecrafting
I guess I am saying stuff kinda meta especially that without using "Agzon:" I am not saying stuff as my character.
This is what candidate promises are made of fixing immediate things caused by the earlier terms issues even most dont think of it as one until it backfires and someone steps in
We need to work with stuff we can, but I am saying for sure we need to collect as much information as we can.
 
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Hey howdy yall Pope here, sorry for the delay but I have arrived to elucidate about my plans for the future.
Current plans are to begin analyzing the society of these "terrans" in to analyze the structures of government and culture that bind them so we can better know how to infiltrate and avoid detection.
 
[ ] Turn 7: The New Triat tenative plan
-[ ] Growth
--[ ] Evolution Chamber x4
--[ ] Drone x1000
--[ ]
-[ ] Infestation
--[ ]
-[ ] War
--[ ] Use drones to explore nearby water areas
-[ ] Evolution (5/17 Used)
--[ ] Start experimenting on infected that we have in the hive, possible creating ones higher-ranked with more inteligence and individuality (5 evolution Chambers)
-[ ] Technology
--[ ]
-[ ] Minds
--[ ]
-[ ] Diplomacy
-- [ ] Infiltrate and analyze the culture and society of the "Terrans"

Very very basic building blocks of a plan atm, pls give any feedback or suggestions yall have, the Pope listens well to his flock
 
Okay first of all we're the zerg. I'm all for infesting people instead of eating them, but covert operations is not really our thing. And frankly I don't want to just hide away quietly for centuries. Also the parasite thing was unexpected. We were planning for a slow infestation not a planet wide pandemic.
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Bah! Such dedication to the same path the Zerg have followed since we began. I say we move away from these methods. Clearly they weren't very good, or we wouldn't be forgotten and shattered on some backwater, nothing of a rock. Who's with me!
 
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[ ] Turn 7: The New Triat tenative plan
-[ ] Growth
--[ ] Evolution Chamber x4
--[ ] Drone x1000
--[ ]
-[ ] Infestation
--[ ]
-[ ] War
--[ ] Use drones to explore nearby water areas
-[ ] Evolution (5/17 Used)
--[ ] Start experimenting on infected that we have in the hive, possible creating ones higher-ranked with more inteligence and individuality (5 evolution Chambers)
-[ ] Technology
--[ ]
-[ ] Minds
--[ ]
-[ ] Diplomacy
-- [ ] Infiltrate and analyze the culture and society of the "Terrans"

Very very basic building blocks of a plan atm, pls give any feedback or suggestions yall have, the Pope listens well to his flock

Morph a couple hundred roaches. And 4 more drones to account for those used in the evolution chambers.
 
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