A Solstice Carol
Xavier Bronze
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- Location
- Metropolis
I'm getting really tired of being asked that question, "You first. What is this world? How far are we from earth, and how can I get the fuck back?"
Its eyes tilt, as if to imply eyebrows without actually having any, "My dear girl, this is earth. Maybe not the earth you're accustomed to, but you're closer to home than you think."
...I think I might just blow up the goddamn world. Fucking shitty crap on a stick this sucks. The earths are getting weirder.
It sees my emotions, the actual emotions themselves, and continues, "Allow me to clarify. This is a parallel plane of existence, very close to your earth. If you came here, it won't be difficult to go back."
"I've fucking done this before. This isn't the first time I've woken up in some weirdass world that calls itself earth. The worlds are just getting weirder, and I don't know how much more I can take. I didn't fucking come here. I woke up here, and-" Hang on. I didn't wake up here. "No. I didn't wake up here. I just.. Sort of... appeared? I remember what happened, but I'm not sure I have the full picture. I was in my room, staring at the wall, thinking. Then I... what, materialized? No, that's not right either…"
It makes a whistley clicking sound that I think stands for laughter, "Materialized? Do you think this is a material world? If you do, then I think I can understand your confusion."
And suddenly everything makes sense. I'm on a fucking spirit walk, or some shit. This is a dream world, or something. Psychic shit. Great. Non-sarcastically, great! I'm honestly thrilled to know what the fuck's actually going on!
I nod, "So this is some kind of astral plane. My physical body is still back home, while my mind, my "soul", wanders through here."
"Precisely. I'm surprised you were able to transport yourself here without realizing what you were doing. You must be very spiritually powerful."
I laugh, "Well I don't know about that. I do seem to have a knack for getting myself into situations I can't really understand."
"Can anyone ever truly understand their situation?"
"Yes."
That trips it up. It doesn't have a response. Sorry chimera dude. If you wanted a philosophy talk you invited the wrong person over for tea.
I'm getting a little tired of standing, but I also don't feel comfortable sitting on this ground. Hell, I don't wanna stand on it. "So, you said you were gonna ask me for something?"
It smiles. At least I think that's a smile, "To business then. I want you to steal something for me."
I think this means I've officially fallen in with the wrong crowd, "No promises... What is it?"
"A small velvet box. It's on a shelf, in a library, at the top of a tower."
Uh huh, "Who lives in the tower?"
"A wizard from the physical world. He moved here permanently only a few hundred years ago, but he first visited several thousand years before then. Nowadays he has very little power of his own, but he's in good favor with several pantheons that I'd prefer to not anger."
Merlin? "So, other than being even, what's in it for me?"
"You go, talk to the wizard. Your common origin as humans should get you in the gate. If anyone can get you home, he will know how. Use that. Talk to him. Find your way to the library and grab the box. Once you leave, give it to me, and you can use the knowledge the wizard gives you to be on your way."
"Why do you want the box? And why doesn't he want you to have it?"
"He doesn't care about it except as a museum piece. I can't get past the gate wards. Only a mortal soul can. I'm not a fan of gods, and I have a feeling they won't like what I plan to do with it."
I smirk at it, "Nope. No no no. You can't get me to do shit with vague answers like that. I want to know what you plan to do with that box, or I can just have the wizard zap me home with it."
"Intelligent of you. The box grants power comparable to that of a lower god. The pantheons feel threatened by any significant divine change. They are creatures of stagnation, and thrive on stability. You can see what I've done here in my home through simple mindscaping. I want to see what I can build with a stronger tool."
This is a dangerous situation. I get the feeling that I don't want to cross this thing. That snake wasn't afraid of it because of any fire. On the other hand, I don't know what this wizard would do if he caught me stealing. I could turncoat to the wizard, but I don't know if he could protect me, and I don't even know that this thing is telling the truth that the wiz can send me back. But making this thing into a god doesn't seem smart in the long term, especially if it might turn the real gods against me again.
Whatever I plan to do, the wizard's tower is the way forward. I can think about it more on the way there, "Lead the way."
It stands up, and walks over to the door as its chair sinks back into the roiling mass that surrounds us. The door opens again, and I follow my new employer-slash-enemy out.
Its eyes tilt, as if to imply eyebrows without actually having any, "My dear girl, this is earth. Maybe not the earth you're accustomed to, but you're closer to home than you think."
...I think I might just blow up the goddamn world. Fucking shitty crap on a stick this sucks. The earths are getting weirder.
It sees my emotions, the actual emotions themselves, and continues, "Allow me to clarify. This is a parallel plane of existence, very close to your earth. If you came here, it won't be difficult to go back."
"I've fucking done this before. This isn't the first time I've woken up in some weirdass world that calls itself earth. The worlds are just getting weirder, and I don't know how much more I can take. I didn't fucking come here. I woke up here, and-" Hang on. I didn't wake up here. "No. I didn't wake up here. I just.. Sort of... appeared? I remember what happened, but I'm not sure I have the full picture. I was in my room, staring at the wall, thinking. Then I... what, materialized? No, that's not right either…"
It makes a whistley clicking sound that I think stands for laughter, "Materialized? Do you think this is a material world? If you do, then I think I can understand your confusion."
And suddenly everything makes sense. I'm on a fucking spirit walk, or some shit. This is a dream world, or something. Psychic shit. Great. Non-sarcastically, great! I'm honestly thrilled to know what the fuck's actually going on!
I nod, "So this is some kind of astral plane. My physical body is still back home, while my mind, my "soul", wanders through here."
"Precisely. I'm surprised you were able to transport yourself here without realizing what you were doing. You must be very spiritually powerful."
I laugh, "Well I don't know about that. I do seem to have a knack for getting myself into situations I can't really understand."
"Can anyone ever truly understand their situation?"
"Yes."
That trips it up. It doesn't have a response. Sorry chimera dude. If you wanted a philosophy talk you invited the wrong person over for tea.
I'm getting a little tired of standing, but I also don't feel comfortable sitting on this ground. Hell, I don't wanna stand on it. "So, you said you were gonna ask me for something?"
It smiles. At least I think that's a smile, "To business then. I want you to steal something for me."
I think this means I've officially fallen in with the wrong crowd, "No promises... What is it?"
"A small velvet box. It's on a shelf, in a library, at the top of a tower."
Uh huh, "Who lives in the tower?"
"A wizard from the physical world. He moved here permanently only a few hundred years ago, but he first visited several thousand years before then. Nowadays he has very little power of his own, but he's in good favor with several pantheons that I'd prefer to not anger."
Merlin? "So, other than being even, what's in it for me?"
"You go, talk to the wizard. Your common origin as humans should get you in the gate. If anyone can get you home, he will know how. Use that. Talk to him. Find your way to the library and grab the box. Once you leave, give it to me, and you can use the knowledge the wizard gives you to be on your way."
"Why do you want the box? And why doesn't he want you to have it?"
"He doesn't care about it except as a museum piece. I can't get past the gate wards. Only a mortal soul can. I'm not a fan of gods, and I have a feeling they won't like what I plan to do with it."
I smirk at it, "Nope. No no no. You can't get me to do shit with vague answers like that. I want to know what you plan to do with that box, or I can just have the wizard zap me home with it."
"Intelligent of you. The box grants power comparable to that of a lower god. The pantheons feel threatened by any significant divine change. They are creatures of stagnation, and thrive on stability. You can see what I've done here in my home through simple mindscaping. I want to see what I can build with a stronger tool."
This is a dangerous situation. I get the feeling that I don't want to cross this thing. That snake wasn't afraid of it because of any fire. On the other hand, I don't know what this wizard would do if he caught me stealing. I could turncoat to the wizard, but I don't know if he could protect me, and I don't even know that this thing is telling the truth that the wiz can send me back. But making this thing into a god doesn't seem smart in the long term, especially if it might turn the real gods against me again.
Whatever I plan to do, the wizard's tower is the way forward. I can think about it more on the way there, "Lead the way."
It stands up, and walks over to the door as its chair sinks back into the roiling mass that surrounds us. The door opens again, and I follow my new employer-slash-enemy out.