Bleach: Derailed

I am disheartened by the number of people who aren't listening to our sword. We aren't going to win by giving up on defense, we win by defending. If Zangetsu were fighting all out, he'd flatten us. Defense is the answer. Maybe our sword will teach us about intent like Urahara does in canon.

If there's one person whose training with Ichigo I really liked, it was Kisuke Urahara. He just didn't give a flying fuck, and he was competent enough to consistently get away with said lack of fucks, to the point where he is a known contact for Shinigami in Karakura despite being an exile.
 
I am disheartened by the number of people who aren't listening to our sword. We aren't going to win by giving up on defense, we win by defending. If Zangetsu were fighting all out, he'd flatten us. Defense is the answer. Maybe our sword will teach us about intent like Urahara does in canon.
He said to think that he's the Truck.

So by defending from the 'Truck' Ichigo would be blown away.

All over that wall.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
 
[X] Refuse to take the test
-[X] What's this supposed to prove anyway? You needed hakuda, not zanjutsu.

Wait guys. I've played FF6 so I'm kind of an expert here. If you can suplex a train you can suplex a truck easily. We just gotta get to that level.

Seriously though his test makes no sense. Sometimes the winning move is not to play. And if we try to toss him away for hand to hand and essentially decide we don't need the him maybe it will instead flip things and make him prove his worth to us?
 
Personally, the funniest part of this update to me is the fact that a truck actually drove through Ichigo's house.

Rukia's shitty cover story came true.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Focus on defending until a weakness shows itself, and then attack.

Zangetsu: Hey idiot! Learn to get out of the way of certain death! Imagine I'm the thing that killed your stupid ass!

The idiots on SV: We should stay directly in his path and attack.
Adhoc vote count started by DarkKing98 on Aug 31, 2017 at 6:17 AM, finished with 115 posts and 63 votes.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.




[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Focus on defending until a weakness shows itself, and then attack.

Zangetsu: Hey idiot! Learn to get out of the way of certain death! Imagine I'm the thing that killed your stupid ass!

The idiots on SV: We should stay directly in his path and attack.
:rolleyes:
"Well if you were serious about things, your best would have ended with that truck eradicated!" The white spirit snarls. "This isn't exactly my thing, but I don't get to do what I always thought I'd get to any more, the other guy's gone, and you got killed by a drunk driver delivering produce! You have to learn how to avoid standing in the path of certain death. So pretend that I'M THAT TRUCK and SURVIVE!"
:confused::lol:rofl:

:V
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.




:rolleyes::confused::lol:rofl:

:V
"Well if you were serious about things, your best would have ended with that truck eradicated!" The white spirit snarls. "This isn't exactly my thing, but I don't get to do what I always thought I'd get to any more, the other guy's gone, and you got killed by a drunk driver delivering produce! You have to learn how to avoid standing in the path of certain death. So pretend that I'M THAT TRUCK and SURVIVE!"
Yeah? I can quote things that prove my point to.

Edit: Well, I suppose I'm giving you too much credit here. Let me explain this simply.

Zangetsu said certain death. Truck-kun is certain death. And what did Zangetsu say to do about certain death?

DODGE!
 
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In the end it's all matter of perspective.

Destroy him first. Or to defend against a guy much better in the way of swording than us.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Focus on defending until a weakness shows itself, and then attack.
 
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