Bleach: Derailed

[] Try to win the test
-[] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
-the only real answer as

-[] Focus on defending until a weakness shows itself, and then attack.
-he is us with unlimited stamina and better combat instinct, we will show a weakness first and tire first as ichigo still thinks he has limits inside his soul

[] Refuse to take the test
-[] What's this supposed to prove anyway? You needed hakuda, not zanjutsu.
-white ichigo doesn't care about your questions *starts attacking*

-[] Wait, wait... Can he explain about what he meant by the other guy?
-white ichigo doesn't care about your questions *starts attacking*
 
What. I can't even - What is "broke it through the future"?

Think of it this: Time is like a river of sand. Each individual grain is a single moment, and our actions cause us to jump from one grain to the next. The Final Villains power is essential moving the grains of sand around mid jump so we don't land where land were we should.

In other words, his power changes "Cause and Effect" into "Cause and whatever I want the Effect to be."
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.

I feel he wants us to actually do what we "should have done" and defeat what's threatening his life
 
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Wait. He said pretend that he's that truck. A truck isn't nearly as able to withstand a blow as Zangetsu is.

[] Try to win the test
-[] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
 
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I wish we fucking knew.

No, he's Godzilla. Things just got that bad for the Gotei 13, to the point that Captain-Commander Kyoraku Shunsui lets him out.

The best part is that he's gotten exactly what he wanted the whole time and is now the Soul King(up until Brooke comes around and kicks his butt for trying to swipe his title). I mean, yeah, he's back to being superglued to that chair, but he doesn't seem to particularly mind.


Oh, and remember how much they hyped up Orihime's power to defy god, only for her to job off-screen when it was finally her time to shine? Fun times, fun times.


In the last quest, someone wrote in that we should kill ourselves with Aizen's sword. Then were surprised when stabbing our soul with a soul-cutting blade killed us.

Probably part of why write-ins aren't allowed unless specified, I'm guessing.

Long and short of it, yeah. More... incidents occurred, some of us suggested that TPK just disallow write-ins because it was just going to keep happening, he rolled with it and it's worked out so well we haven't looked back.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.

The best Defence is sometimes the best Offense.

White is going to Attack. Attack, Attack and Attack. He can spin Zangetsu's cloth around smack our shitty defence.

And combat is the few things he loves. He already hyped himself up and not even trying to smack him and standing there 'Defending' like a Lemming would most likely piss him off more.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.

Bonding through manly fisticuffs!
 
So, let's think about this logically.

The spirit told us what it wants.

"Well if you were serious about things, your best would have ended with that truck eradicated!" The white spirit snarls. "This isn't exactly my thing, but I don't get to do what I always thought I'd get to any more, the other guy's gone, and you got killed by a drunk driver delivering produce! You have to learn how to avoid standing in the path of certain death. So pretend that I'M THAT TRUCK and SURVIVE!"

It wanted Ichigo to eradicate the truck. Now it wants Ichigo to pretend it's the truck.

Therefore, it wants Ichigo to try and eradicate it.

[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.

Sometimes, when people tell you they want something, they actually mean it.
 
Well I did say remove truck

[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
 
[x] Refuse to take the test
-[x] Wait, wait... Can he explain about what he meant by the other guy?

I say we pester the fuck out of him. He wont be able to fight if he's to busy answering our questions!
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Focus on defending until a weakness shows itself, and then attack.

Bleach has the best time travel it's halarious
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.
 
[X] Try to win the test
-[X] Put a priority on attacking instead of defending yourself from attacks.

I wonder what's our release phrase. I don't think Ichigo had one in canon.
 
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Yhwach has an ability called The Almighty. It lets him see the future and change the future. Yhwach changed the future where Ichigo's Bankai wasn't broken into one where it was. Simple as that.
Despite the fact that this sounds like he then wouldn't have seen a future were it wasn't broken and thus have no reason to break it thus seeing it not broken causing it to be broken again thus leading to a feedback loop of time/space/Ichigo's Bankai which would have ended in a Explosion of time, space and massive amounts of F*ck you killing all the involved parties.
 
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