[x] How on earth did he manage that?
Oh yeah, butter you up. Just wait till we steal YOUR FACE and you don't even notice. Hah!
[x] ... Bullshit. You were right there.
[x] This has got to be some kind of trick.
[x] That is the most amazing thing ever.
I think all the responses apply to our Dudley. He should scream them all, but finish on a more serious note on the main vote.
[jk] "Wait, You got gamer powers too? I'm not that good at putting things into my inventory yet, see look". Grab the large bag of candy and put it into your inventory. Watch as Dennis gapes as the bag disappears from your hand.