- Location
- England
[x] Engineer yourself a house of cards! Or a pyramid. Pyramids are probably more stable.
As you close the door, you think you hear Harry mutter something under his breath, but it's too quiet for you to make out the details.
"Okay, that was absolutely Dudley. Ouch."
Thinking about it, it's sort of odd that Harry would confront you directly. Usually, he only throws out infuriating one-liners in order to distract you before he runs away. Still, you muse as you start on your sandwich, it's more likely that he was telling the truth when he said it was because you were acting strangely than it was that he was acting like a twerp for no reason at all.
I doubt Dudley has D&D books. They would not like freakish things like that in their house.
[SECRET QUEST UNLOCKED! DESTROY THE DARK LORD'S HORCRUXES]We need to train up Headbutt at some point. We also need confirmation on whether or not we gave Harry a new scar.
-[X] IF Vernon didn't do boxing, ask if we can get Harry to sign up too, since he's so scrawny and we'd want a sparring partner during off-days/hours at home.
...This would involve beating Harry up, which we'd want IC . It would also allow Harry to fight back, which we don't want IC.
Forcing him to spend time with us beating the shit out of him under the pretext of sparring might also sour his mood, which could cause "freak stuff" to happen.
So IC it would probably conflict with our unwillingness to absorb blows and our unwillingness to trigger accidental magic. Our increased intelligence is the thing that makes it OOC.
It depends if he wants to box or not, and/or get an opportunity to punch us and get away with it.
And we don't know whether or not he does want to do so IC and aren't in the habit of asking what he wants/be considerate of his wants either.
If we want to avoid accidental magic IC, forcing Harry to take up boxing with us is OOC.
Would be less OOC if we didn't care about accidental magic and the wanting our parents to treat Harry better to avoid accidental magic is fairly IC.
Combined with Piers' tendency to hold Harry's arms while we beat Harry up making it likely that we don't like it when our opponent can fight back it's OOC to ask Harry to receive boxing lessons alongside us.
Basically, due to our increased intelligence/wisdom, your vote would be IC if you dropped the bit about getting Harry boxing lessons.
That works well enough I suppose?IF Vernon didn't do boxing, ask if we can get Harry to sign up too, since he's so scrawny and we'd want a sparring partner during off-days/hours at home. BUT, only if he wants to because...
-[] Obliquely point out that Harry clearly causes weird shit to happen. But it happens in particular when someone seriously upsets him. So they should try to avoid that. Which can be done by minimizing contact with Harry when possible.
That works well enough I suppose?
Though it would probably work better if we first signed ourselves up for boxing and established with our parents that Harry clearly causes weird shit before asking at a later date(after the first lesson or two) for Harry to also get signed up.
That way we can make it seem more like a genuine request for a sparring partner and hopefully not force their willingness to spoil us to compete with their unwillingness to let Harry have nice things(by spacing the requests out).
We don't want to risk them starting to get in the habit of saying "no" to us after all...
Seriously, now is not the point in time where it's IC to get Harry started on boxing.