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Amateur Intelligence Agent [Inactive]

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[X] Spit at him until you hit a stretch of exposed skin. Whether his face or hand, it doesn't matter.
[X] After they beat you, start talking:
-[X] "Right now I'm working for a PIC working with the CIA."
-[X] "What I want is resources and information. What are you doing here? What goodies do you have access to? Who do you work for?"
--[X] "Give me that and I'll give you the cure."
---[X] Once he asks the cure for what: "The cure for the pathogen I, and now you, have been infected with."
----[X] "Assuming no sudden onset of death, you have roughly 72 hours to live before sudden and complete organ failure."
 
[x]Since 1849, Kingsman Tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals. In 1919, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I. That meant a lot of money going uninherited. And a lot of powerful men with the desire to preserve peace and protect life. Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence for the greater good. And so began our adventure. An independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. Without the politics and bureaucracy that undermine the intelligence of government-run spy organisations. A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.

Not like he'll get a chance to do anything with the information.

Come on you know you want to go this route.
 
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[X] So you never did say what you wanted to know apart from why I was here? Im willing to talk a little bit if I can have my self a nice chicken mayo avacado sandwich.
-[x] if I like the sandwich ill tell you more, like say what my mission was(bullshit our head off when we talk)
 
[X] So you never did say what you wanted to know apart from why I was here? Im willing to talk a little bit if I can have my self a nice chicken mayo avacado sandwich.
-[x] if I like the sandwich ill tell you more, like say what my mission was(bullshit our head off when we talk)
 
I can just see the man in the suit offering food then removing it in the last minute to ask questions. Still, I'm bad at write-ins so...

[X] So you never did say what you wanted to know apart from why I was here? Im willing to talk a little bit if I can have my self a nice chicken mayo avacado sandwich.
-[x] if I like the sandwich ill tell you more, like say what my mission was(bullshit our head off when we talk)
 
[X] So, here is the thing. You tried the stick, and I wouldn't talk, it's not your fault, that is just the way I am. Now, bring out the carrot and I might change my mind. After all, if my organization really cared, I wouldn't still be here.
 
[X] So, here is the thing. You tried the stick, and I wouldn't talk, it's not your fault, that is just the way I am. Now, bring out the carrot and I might change my mind. After all, if my organization really cared, I wouldn't still be here.
 
[x]Vote Dark Ness
Because if all else fails, betray, betray, betray!
 
[x]In response to you earlier statement I always found myself more of a Daniel Craig "Bond" to be honest, you really can't go wrong with Eva Green.

Let's be smug.
 
Na7eY said:
[x]In response to you earlier statement I always found myself more of a Daniel Craig "Bond" to be honest, you really can't go wrong with Eva Green.

Let's be smug.
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It's been a month, we likely already said that and forgotten about the Bond thing.
 
[X] Can we just get to the part where you take me to the balcony promising rewards for servitude and then throw me off a cliff fifty episodes later saying "I can rule alone" alreay? This is getting dull.
 
[JK](Deliriously)MY LITTLE PONIES, MY LITTLE PONIES
[X] So, here is the thing. You tried the stick, and I wouldn't talk, it's not your fault, that is just the way I am. Now, bring out the carrot and I might change my mind. After all, if my organization really cared, I wouldn't still be here.
 
So, I still need a tiebreaker in order to continue, otherwise I'll have to roll for the winning vote, and I simply don't feel as though that's fair.
 
[X] So you never did say what you wanted to know apart from why I was here? Im willing to talk a little bit if I can have my self a nice chicken mayo avacado sandwich.
-[x] if I like the sandwich ill tell you more, like say what my mission was(bullshit our head off when we talk)
 
[X] So you never did say what you wanted to know apart from why I was here? Im willing to talk a little bit if I can have my self a nice chicken mayo avacado sandwich.
-[x] if I like the sandwich ill tell you more, like say what my mission was(bullshit our head off when we talk)
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As a Spy it is my job to betray, betray, betray, LOGIC!

To blissful stupidity, and preferably a sandwich!
 
-Sighs-

I guess it's locked.

-sighs again- I'll getting writing soon, some logistics to work up first.
 
[X] Throw an obscenity or two at him
-[x]''your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"
 
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I think we just died.....
ebolasos threw 8 100-faced dice. Reason: powers on sb Total: 333
87 87 47 47 17 17 28 28 19 19 38 38 2 2 95 95
 
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