kestrel404 said:
The image of Behemoth on his throne has brightened my day.
Anyway, my own little omake:
Miss Militia sighed in relief as the healers confirmed that Kid Win and Gallant would be fine. All in all... despite how badly it had started, this was probably the LEAST catastrophic Behemoth fight she had ever participated in. It was not lost on her than this miraculously low casualty rate was principally owed to the Wards' newest recruit. Surveying the scene, she found Weaver, still in her somewhat disconcerting robot form...
...Wait. Why was Weaver holding Armsmaster's nanothorn knife and quickly progressing toward Tattletale...?
To her credit, Miss Militia only froze for half a second when the junior Ward grabbed the blonde Undersider, slammed her against the wall, and held the tinkertech weapon right next to her head. The world around them seemed to stop as everyone gazed at the scene, tensing as they wondered if the Endbringer truce was being broken right there and then.
"The Endbringer truce prescribes that, when an Endbringer strikes, parahumans put any conflict among themselves on hold until the threat has been repelled." Weaver's tone was mechanical. Emotionless.
"The continued existence of the truce is vital for the long-term survival of the human race. Without it, every Endbringer battle would result in unmitigated defeat."
The nanothorn knife moved slightly closer, disintegrating a few loose strands of the villainess's hair.
"The truce was broken today." There was still no trace of emotion in Weaver's voice.
"For the sake of mankind's survival, this cannot be tolerated. As an accomplice, it would be advisable for you to-"
"COIL! IT WAS COIL!"
Miss Militia had never encountered Tattletale in person until that day, but she'd read her file. It described her as cool under pressure, with a penchant for engaging in mind games with her opposition. Right now, though, she was either panicking or doing a convincing job of pretending to. Maybe it was her recent ordeal with Noelle. Maybe it was exhaustion. Maybe it was the aura of terror emanating from Weaver. Maybe it was all of the above. Or maybe, Miss Militia considered with unease, maybe whatever Thinker power the villainess had was telling her that Weaver WAS about to disintegrate her head.
"IT WAS COIL ALL ALONG!" Tattletale screamed frantically. "He used to have this power that lets him experience two timelines at once, and keep the one he liked! But ever since you showed up, his power started working differently, and now he gets all those timelines precognitively, so he can try as many approaches to a problem as he likes before finding one that satisfies him! But you're invisible to his precognition, so he's decided you were the only thing standing between him and taking over the city! That's why he had a sniper shoot you on your unveiling! That's why he had us kidnap your dad so he could brainwash him! He kidnapped me last year from the street an has been forcing me to work for him on pain of death! He's also hired Circus, and the Travelers, and I think sometimes he gives jobs to Uber and Leet! He's DEFINITELY got some infiltrators in the PRT! He unleashed Noelle in the middle of the battle! I can pinpoint where his headquarters are! THAT'S ALL I KNOW I SWEAR!"
"Very well."
Miss Militia eased a little as Weaver let the Undersider go. She then watched as the Ward approached Legend and Alexandria:
"Coil not only broke the unwritten rules when he tried to murder me on my unveiling. He broke the Endbringer truce to advance his own agenda. He needs to be arrested, and no later than today. We are going to raid his base."