Don't suppose we can have someone taunt to the Ork and invite them to fight in a specific place?
Reminds me of what Academia Nut's character pulled in the ancient fic 'Valour and Mayhem' to deal with a Chaos invasion fleet by causing a WAAGH Orks to be utterly enraged and chase after him. At which point he ensured that the Chaos forces would be caught in the cross fire.
"So I say again to every ork out there, this is what I and my comrades think of you," the camera then panned over to gaze upon a gigantic, crudely designed axe that was clearly of ork manufacture.

Then the music started up.

The grey haired Inquisitor leaned into the shot and waved his finger mockingly before he said, "Can't touch this."

And thus began four minutes of the entire bridge crew, including Lord Gordorgo, staring in open mouthed awe as an Imperial Inquisitor dancing and singing about an ork weapon, telling the previous owners how they couldn't get either the choppa or the Inquisitor. It was especially distracting because the man's retinue joined in on the entire production. Various warriors, death cult assassins, hunched over scribes, Techpriests, even at least one Adepta Sororita, were all dancing about in accompaniment to the clearly insane Inquisitor.

When it finished, the Inquisitor smiled at the camera and said, "Enjoy the crossfire."

Lord Gordorgo blinked, so utterly enthralled by the utter madness that he had just witnessed that he had forgotten to do anything for the past four minutes. Looking about him, he suddenly realized that the psychotic Inquisitor's ship had been advancing at full acceleration since it began transmitting, the ork ships in hot pursuit. His course would put him in the midst of the Chaos fleet in seconds, followed shortly after by the slower ork vessels.
 
Don't suppose we can have someone taunt to the Ork and invite them to fight in a specific place? Our base can be evacuated and replaced far more easily than a protohive or the Marine citadel.

My understanding is that strategic weapons are effective against low orbital targets. Could they be ballistically fired at the main krooser at longer ranges (like, start firing now) if we abandon any hope of them actually doing any damage? The goal would be to say "Hi, I'm shooting at you from here! Come play!"

That's my suggestion. Possibly have transmission yelling "'ere we go!" back at them on loop from the target base. Hell, arrange the firebase as a literal bullseye.
 
Dreadnoughts need a Space Marine to operate. Because you can't take people out of the pilot seat without killing them, you have to be very special and volunteer at the brink of death. So, you can't train up new Dreadnoughts the way you can pretty much every other type of Space Marine role.

Dreadnoughts being short-handed are due to:
A. A lack of resources to make the chassis.
B. They already stuffed all the near-dead heroes in sarcophagi.
And I'm wondering which one has more weight.
That's my suggestion. Possibly have transmission yelling "'ere we go!" back at them on loop from the target base. Hell, arrange the firebase as a literal bullseye.
Bulls-eye, yes. Transmission, nah. They're gonna want something interesting. Orks fighting Orks are the most boring thing they can think of, they do it so much. I think we have to have Shepard talk major smack or otherwise challenge the Warboss.
 
They're gonna want something interesting.
So, something like "Hey, you green trash. That ballistic missiles I fire to you? I made it alone, and I have a base with more 'dakka' (Do we know that word?) than entire your piece of rock. I bet you won't do nothing with it."

Ofc, we need to build that big bullseye filled with all types of artillery before do that.
Leaving spec-ops forces as general infantry is always bad choice, and we have better options for ACU escort. I am for SM things ground edition. 100k terminators is best things to fight with orks inside deep levels of hive city. They have air mobility for that, right?
We even can provide them bombardment support.

Halo Sword Chapter Fleet
Battlefleet Pandora
They should work together, so I sure to pick same option for both.
I, probably, prefer aggressive strategy here?? As Killrusha landed, they lost large amount of their fleet power, and we can't support them in deep space — there deep means further than low orbit — so they haven't reason to wait.
And as we win space, we unlock planetary bombardment for largest Orks bases.

It's almost psychic awakening, and SoB are good as moral buffers even before that. Splitting them among PDF sounds like best option, and they can counterattack orks with them.


I want to use them as ACU escort. We isn't largest unit in our army, but we large enough to give some nobs cunning ideas. I won't be randomly sniped by some small crazy tankbuster that we miss.
And the knights will have the least amount of troubles fulfilling this role.

We can even build Rambo-ACU later on. You know, if someone suddenly want some extra glory.
 
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So, something like "Hey, you green trash. That ballistic missiles I fire to you? I made it alone, and I have a base with more 'dakka' (Do we know that word?) than entire your piece of rock. I bet you won't do nothing with it."

Ofc, we need to build that big bullseye filled with all types of artillery before do that.
That's gonna appeal to the Boys, but we gotta get Trad Ork here all worked up.

"You're not big and strong enough to face me. You wanna know what happened to the last weaklings who thought they could take me on?"
*cue transmissions of unique Tyranid bio-forms.*
"The Bugs made all these nasty beasties to take me on. AND I SQUASHED THEM SO HARD THEY WENT EXTINCT!"
*cue transmissions of unique Tyranid bio-forms getting murked*
"And that's what you are, Little Boy. Yesterday you were strong, but today? You're just a Pansy. Little. Grot."

Either that or quote Potion Seller at him.
 
Phitos was a death world, not due to barren landscapes or toxic atmospheres, but because of the vibrant, lethal life that thrived in every corner. Its jungles were lush, dense, and perpetually wet, with trees towering dozens of meters high. Their iron-hard wood and roots that dug impossibly deep formed a near-impenetrable barrier. The underbrush was so thick that visibility beyond two meters was impossible, and the aggressive, highly competitive megafauna constantly terrorized the human colonists. While defoliants, machinery, high walls, and heavy weapon emplacements could fend off these threats, it was the intelligent natives that truly haunted Governor Lera's nights.

She knew little about them. No bodies had ever been recovered, and witness testimonies were sparse and unreliable. They were humanoids, riding dinosaurs and wielding strange bone weaponry. These natives targeted miners, machinery, colonial security, supply silos, and power generators, turning Lera's life into a relentless struggle. She had no idea where they lived or where they came from, and lacked the means to find out.

Governor Lera understood from the start that Phitos was a dead-end assignment—a punishment post. The planet seemed hardly worth colonizing, its flora and fauna too aggressive, and its soil poisoned with heavy metals. But beneath this hazardous environment lay rich deposits of rare minerals, especially Adamantium ore, just below the surface and easy to access. Several ever-expanding pit mines had sprung up around the fortified settlement, with colossal rotary excavators digging up the mineral-rich soil, bringing civilization and industry to this hostile world.

The native attacks had escalated to the point where Lera was at risk of missing her tithe quotas, and failure would bring punishments she desperately sought to avoid. Despite the poor posting, she was still a governor, and Adamantium ore fetched a high price, allowing her a relative amount of luxury and wealth. Yet, the Moloch conflict had drained the attention of the Astra Militarum and the Imperial Navy, leaving her to fend for herself. The devastation of Atraxis had further complicated the supply of mining machinery, adding to her woes.

Desperation gnawed at her, but a solution soon presented itself.

Gazing into the sky through an ornate brass telescope, a servant handed her while another fanned her and a third held a sunshade to shield her from the elements, she saw the strange "gate" the mobile Imperial Navy drydock positioned above her planet. The ancient instrument clicked and whirred, bringing the sight into sharp focus.

Nervously, she glanced around. Surrounding her were several Sisters of Battle in blocky, massive power armor patterns she had never seen before. She had heard the hymnals telling of Princeps Lieutenant General Shepard, but when her Priest had offered to contact the General for help, she had not expected the response. A dropship had descended, carrying a battalion of Stoic Heart Sisters and a group of Knights of Tet claiming to represent the General. Their presence made her uneasy. Important events and people were not supposed to come to Phitos.

"Palatine," Governor Lera coughed politely, prompting one of the towering suits of powered armor to turn. "Why are we waiting here atop the outer wall?" She motioned towards the dense jungle before them and the Knight engines patrolling the underbrush below. "We are very exposed."

"In the Emperor's name, we will ensure your protection, Governor," a distorted voice emanated from the Sister. "We are waiting for her to make her appearance."

"Have patience, Governor," her priest intoned, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "Rejoice, for He who sits upon the Golden Throne has chosen a daughter from distant lands to be His champion, a woman of resolve and dedication to the extermination of all mankind's enemies. Gaze upon the might of her weaponry, which has driven the forces of Moloch into retreat. At this very moment, she channels forgotten technological powers to travel across the stars towards us. Be patient and witness the might of the Legio Auto Militia! Look, the light heralding her arrival is lit."

Lera was about to ask something when a rotating light in the distance caught her attention, spinning faster and faster until it suddenly exploded in a bright, blue flash akin to a small atomic detonation. The shockwave rolled over her, causing her to stumble backward. When her vision cleared, she saw a towering god machine standing in a scorched clearing, a bright blue beam extending from its arm.

"Is that—," Lera stammered. "How did she, where, what is she?"

"She will solve your problems, Governor. Take a seat and enjoy the show," the Palatine laughed. Servants hurriedly brought over an ornate chair for the Governor. Lera sat down, watching in awe and horror as a city seemed to rise from the soil, titanit structures from which towering war machine rose to the sky and marched over the ground. Massive air transports delivered tanks and walking war machines towards the horizon.

"Governor Lera," a voice, refined yet stern, pierced the air, snapping Lera from her reverie. She turned to behold a young woman, impeccably attired in a cerulean coat, her eyes obscured by dark lenses, her blonde hair meticulously styled in a sidecut. Accompanying her were more soldiers clad in formidable power armor. "I am Commander Eliza Harkon. I have come to discuss the terms of our collaboration."

"A Harkon?" Lera exclaimed, springing to her feet and bowing deeply, forming the Aquila with her hands. "It is an honor, Lady Harkon. I am profoundly grateful for any assistance in the extermination of these xenos."

"I must temper your expectations, Governor," Commander Harkon responded with a sigh. "Our directives from the highest echelons are unequivocal: total extermination is not sanctioned. At this juncture, General Shepard is communicating our intent for the xenos to abstain from encroaching upon human territories. A formidable display of our might should convey the message, but to underscore it, all fauna and flora within a hundred-kilometer radius will be purged before our departure."

"They shall inevitably return," Lera retorted, frustration lacing her voice. "I attempted to incinerate them before, employing a squadron of Marauder bombers I had procured."

"Collaboration with the Crusade Planning Committee will guarantee sustained support," Harkon replied with a knowing grin, snapping her fingers. An attendant promptly approached, presenting a dataslate. "You will be endowed with the facilities to produce most of your mining apparati independently, and you will be able to refine Adamantium of unprecedented purity. Your colonial defense forces will be equipped with superior armaments, and a permanent UEF garrison will remain to bolster your security. In return, Adamantium output must increase tenfold, with the Crusade granted first purchase rights at a reduced rate in accordance with the Crusade-Support-Doctrine-Law as stipulated in the Lex Imperialis."

She extended the dataslate toward Lera.

"Your signature is required."
 
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She knew little about them. No bodies had ever been recovered, and witness testimonies were sparse and unreliable. They were humanoids, riding dinosaurs and wielding strange bone weaponry. These natives targeted miners, machinery, colonial security, supply silos, and power generators, turning Lera's life into a relentless struggle. She had no idea where they lived or where they came from, and lacked the means to find out.
… Oh fuck, we have Exodites.

Keep an eye out for Biel-tan, this is the scenario they dream about.
You will be provided with the means to manufacture most mining machinery yourself, as well as the means to refine much purer Adamantium. Your colonial security forces will receive better equipment, and a standing UEF garrison will remain to assist you. In exchange, Adamantium production must be increased tenfold, and we are given first-buy options at a reduced price according to the Crusade-Support-Doctrine-Law as laid out in the Lex Imperialis."
Aka: You get all the infrastructure, but we have the better guns and set the rate by which you can build liquidity.

That's our noble scion at work.
 
Important events and people were not supposed to come to Phitos.
Ha! Think we have all been there.

all fauna and flora within a hundred-kilometer radius will be removed before we depart."

"They'll come back," Lera replied, her voice tinged with frustration. "I tried firebombing them before, back when I had managed to acquire a squadron of Marauder bombers."
For the Marauder bombers clearing the area of flora was a sisyphean task. For the Legio Auto Militia? A lazy afternoon.

"You just need to sign."
Does she have to sound like a deal-making devil?
 
Samanthal: "Respect the Exodites' sanctity, and harmony shall prevail between us."

Revy: "Simple enough. The UEF no longer needs to expand for resources."
… and if Biel-tan shows up and tried to break that harmony, are you going to watch or politely tell them to fuck off and not make your planet a war zone?
 
Biel-Tan has their own issues right about now. If I remember correctly, I think the craftworld gets hammered by chaos until Yvraine shows up to save the day with thw Ynnarri.
 
That might actually be over already. Guilliman might also have been resurrected already and is on way to Terra, the timeline is a bit funky.
 
That might actually be over already. Guilliman might also have been resurrected already and is on way to Terra, the timeline is a bit funky.
The fun part of the Imperial dating system being 1k either way and the time-space continuum itself becoming localized to each planet?

You can make things happen whenever you want.
 
Also before someone asks when Guilliman will show up. He wont for a looooooong time. The universe does not revolve around Revy. Girlyman has bigger fish to fry than check up on her.
 
Also before someone asks when Guilliman will show up. He wont for a looooooong time. The universe does not revolve around Revy. Girlyman has bigger fish to fry than check up on her.
I also wouldn't want Guilliman to show up before Revy rescues Princess Burke.

Because having the two military hardasses in the same room as their Space Hippy Psychic "Advisor" amuses me.
 
So we might possibly get an appearance from the golden sadboy, but Rodbert Ghoulieman isn't scheduled to show up for decades from now.
 
1) Deal as much damage in to them in space as possible .
2) CRITICAL will be keeping the orks far far FAR from the ACU or better yet unaware it exists at all.
3) grind the greenskins to mulch under fire and metal of the autowar machines

I'm thinking fat boys might be our best friend on the ground. Mobility and rapid unit production could let is hit the orks rear lines in ideal situations. Aa many T-2 units as possible for ork numbers with T-3 support for the front while building up a T3 super heavy for e at multiple locations might be best for building a final strike.
 
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You'll be confined to the Pandora Sector, it'll be enough of an effort to unite it and restore order (no matter the cost), and Dante is busy being depressed and fighting the Nids.
 
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