I'm a Mother... actually that sounds very wrong. I'm a Mother Goo, and I thought I'd be facing the nearly extinct Hoomans, the four armed space Australian Beta, and the hungry hungry Shroud but NOPE! I'd rather face the Shroud than be anywhere near here!!! I'm in an Emperor be damned warpstorm covered planet, and am basically surrounded on all sides by every single fucking faction in the 40k-verse aside from the Tyranids... I'm fucked.

NOTE: This is probably something that shouldn't be taken seriously whatsoever. Maybe?