Bleach: Derailed

Swapping vote to the option that intrigues me.
[X] A quiet cafe with privacy.

Also, @Derek58 in the future would you do me and everyone else a favor and use "spoiler voters" or either of the "no voters" formats when you post a tally? Because seriously, having to scroll through 60+ names just to see how the runner up is doing is really damn annoying.
 
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Swapping vote to the option that intrigues me.
[X] A quiet cafe with privacy.

Also, @Derek58 in the future would you do me and everyone else a favor and use "spoiler voters" or either of the "no voters" formats when you post a tally? Because seriously, having to scroll through 60+ names just to see how the runner up is doing is really damn annoying.
*checks* Oh, I didn't even know that was an option. Sure thing.

Vote Tally : Bleach: Derailed | Page 127 | Sufficient Velocity [Posts: 3172-3431]
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[X] A dumpling street stand.
No. of Votes: 66

[x] A quiet cafe with privacy.
No. of Votes: 40

[X] A bar. Bars have alcohol.
No. of Votes: 31

Total No. of Voters: 137
 
I just realized that the one year thing isn't just agoal. It's a possible time limit.

The hollow that attacked in canon will likely still be around even without Ichigo there, and because trauma and near death experiences might prompt Karin into powering up, the chances of it attacking the Kurosaki family like in canon is too damn high. Isshin might have his powers back by then though.

-sibling instincts intensify-
 
Huh. Had a thought. Did the guy driving Truck-kun die too?

I am imagining Aizen having a minion kill the idiot if he lived in a fit of irritated spite.
 
Or turning him into a hollow minion that Ichigo has to fight later. One with truck powers or a truck form.

"This is it! This is what I've been preparing you for this whole time!"

"Will you please shut up, Zangetsu!"
 
Or turning him into a hollow minion that Ichigo has to fight later. One with truck powers or a truck form.

"This is it! This is what I've been preparing you for this whole time!"

"Will you please shut up, Zangetsu!"
His sub powers is to banish the fallen Heroes to another Dimension!

:V
 
I dunno. It's no seaweed ambassador. :V
Nana Mizuki also does moe-bad drawings.
Into a fantasy world with lvls and stats and harems
QAQ no! Noooo, not harems! Please be friendship harems, please only be platonic please, I can't take the umpteenth crappy harem work! I already cut off the fandoms most known for them, I left ffnet, I only take looks at quests-

You can't make me go back! I'll die if I have to read more of that instant gratification wishfufilment!
The flashbacks. The huge creepy age gaps... :eek:
 
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Or turning him into a hollow minion that Ichigo has to fight later. One with truck powers or a truck form.

"This is it! This is what I've been preparing you for this whole time!"

"Will you please shut up, Zangetsu!"
Truck-Kun: Foolish Strawberry, your Bankai may be impressive, but this isn't even my final form!

Ichigo: Nani*!?
(Translation note: "Nani" means "what".)​

Truck-Kun: Transorm Primo!

Truck-Kun's vehicular figure disappeared in a shroud of reiatsu as the arrancar's Resurrección began. When it completed, gone was the truck; standing there, tall and proud, was Optimus Prime.
 
Truck-Kun: Foolish Strawberry, your Bankai may be impressive, but this isn't even my final form!

Ichigo: Nani*!?
(Translation note: "Nani" means "what".)​

Truck-Kun: Transorm Primo!

Truck-Kun's vehicular figure disappeared in a shroud of reiatsu as the arrancar's Resurrección began. When it completed, gone was the truck; standing there, tall and proud, was Optimus Prime.

Out of nowhere music starts to play and the ground shakes

Ichigo: hehehe! You thought it was ichigo but it was I JOHN CENA!!!!

In a sudden burst of energy Ichigo transforms into JOHN CENA!!!

He charges optimus prime and punch him in the dick so hard that five million universes felt the shockwave and every male in those universes felt the power of the punch causing them all to collectively roll into a ball whilst gripping their balls
 
... You know.

We may laugh now. But would TPK actually do it?
 
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[68] A dumpling street stand.
[40] A quiet cafe with privacy.
[30] A bar. Bars have alcohol.

You catch site of a cafe down an alley that seems to be set up for privacy, but pass over it and the obvious choice to sit down at a street stand instead. Actually calling it a stand would be a disservice, because it's big and has a low wooden wall around it, but you can clearly see that the kitchen is actually just three food carts parked together.

Takako pauses at the entryway, and then she gingerly sits down at the bar beside you while you order. "Kurosaki."

"Ichigo, I told you."

"Ichigo, I'm not sure that this is the kind of establishment that is appropriate for your... um..."

You glance at the woman. "Appropriate? I come here pretty often. They've got good food, so we can eat while we have a drink. You don't want to get drunk on an empty stomach."

"I meant, appropriate for your new status." Takako's spine is as straight as an iron pole. "As a noble, you have a reputation to uphold."

Is this a class thing? It must be a class thing. If nobles are like the really rich people in the living world, then you're basically slumming it by going to a cheap street stand like this one. That said, "Then I guess I'm going to get a reputation for eating good food." You say, as the plates of steamed dumplings are set down in front of you both. The chef also puts down a pitcher of wine, two small cups, and two larger glasses of cold water. You put the money on the counter. "So how's this work?"

Your friend gives up. With pursed lips she picks up the pitches, arranges the small cups just so, and slowly pours fills them both halfway. "Traditionally, we take turns toasting and drinking. I'll go first. To a new future!"

You hold your cup out and she taps it with her own. Without hesitating, you both down the smooth liquid. It's... surprisingly nice for a first serious taste of alcohol, not that you admit that.

"Whoo." Takako sputters. "That's pretty good. Is the food also well-done?"

In response you take a bite. The taste of hot pork melts across your tongue. Your dinner companion quickly follows suit, and soon enough the wine goes down even easier.

"To family."

"To our careers."

"To the future."

Warmth blooms in your belly, but you know how to pace yourself. You make sure that there's plenty of food to soak in your stomach to soak up the alcohol you drink, and water to dilute it.

Takako... doesn't.

"And then I said- I said that he jus' doesn't understand, because he only acts like a stupid." She mumbles, face splotchy and red from alcohol. "He's actually really smart, smarter than me. I'm the stupid."

You hold a glass of water, filled halfway, up to her face. "Come on. Drink."

"M warm."

"The water's cold." You promise.

Takako things about that for a while, and then accepts the offered water. "Skin and bones stupid." She mumbles, which is kind of fair. She could stand to get a little more meat on her bones.

Once she gets that down you help her to her feet, but on the way out the door your zanpakuto hits a stool and knocks it over. Worse than that, there was someone on the stool. Apparently you're a little tipsy after all. You should be used to how large Zangetsu is by now. "My bad."

"What kind of- what's wrong with you, running around knocking people over? And you call that an apology?"

You knocked over a woman. Glancing back, apparently she's a full-on soul reaper too. Oops. Clearly you should have been paying more attention to your surroundings, but is it really your fault that you missed noticing someone so small? Probably, yeah. "Sorry about that. I'm trying to get my friend back to the dorms, and I didn't pay attention to where my zanpakuto was."

But for some reason that only steams the girl up more. She blows her black hair back from her eyes and glowers, but turns away before she does anything else. "Then you should put that thing away! Puffing your spiritual energy up into your zanpakuto to make it oversized doesn't impress anyone."

"Hey! take that back! Zangetsu's not too large. You're just tiny!" You're not going to stand there and let her insult the man inside your soul like that!

In hindsight, you were completely correct in your allegations. The soul reaper whips back around, face as red as Takako's. "Tiny? As though someone so obviously screaming to be noticed should talk about another's looks!" She scoffs. "Your bleached hair, obviously falsely large zanpakuto say otherwise."

"I'm the only one who can shit talk my sword! And my hair's natural." You spit in retaliation.

"Oh?" The soul reaper says with exaggerated care. "A likely story. Far more likely is that you're simply a student, posturing after your own clumsiness ruins someone else' meal."

You know what? It's on.

You challenge her to...
[] a drink off, to unconsciousness
[] a spar, to prove that you're badass
[] just swallow your pride, and leave
Adhoc vote count started by TPK on Sep 6, 2017 at 4:52 PM, finished with 3709 posts and 129 votes.
 
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