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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
 
Ashmaker said:
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness

First the laser, then the explosion, and now a randomly flung bayonet? Are you going for third times the charm, @TehChron?

Stop trying to murder the baby. I really do believe that @Tricia will let it happen if people keep voting for it.
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Yes because I was totally aiming for blowing up the baby with the literally "unexpected reaction"

And "vague direction of the crib" isn't actually aiming at it, you know?

If you're going to cast aspersions on my character, then at least have the good grace to not do so while piggybacking off my ideas. Capiche?
 
TehChron said:
If you're going to cast aspersions on my character, then at least have the good grace to not do so while piggybacking off my ideas. Capiche?
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But what if I like casting aspersions on your character while piggybacking on your ideas? :(

Your complaint has been noted and will be given due consideration in the future.
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Put a ward between it and the crib, you don't want it to get any ideas about shanking your leg and legging it with the baby if it starts losing.
-[X] It still has more arms than you, throw explosive bayonets and attempt to remedy that.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness

Adding some ideas, since we might want to whittle it down a bit before closing into melee range again. I'm not sure if running is an option for it, but I want to make sure it isn't.
TehChron said:
Yeah I don't see that happening, especially when we're right in front of it.
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Never mind, missed that "in the center" part. Thought we were still stumbling towards it.
 
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Ashmaker said:
Adding some ideas, since we might want to wittle it down a bit before closing into melee range again. I'm not sure if running is an option for it, but I want to make sure it isn't.
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Tricia said:
There's no elegance left in its movement. It lurches towards you, dragging its blades along the stones in a shower of sparks, and you stumble to meet it in the center. Your pummeled brain can't figure out which one of you is Rocky and which one is Drago.
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Tricia said:
Anderson: Lingering torso damage, concussion, exhaustion, internal bleeding, and bone damage
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Tricia said:
Nails, pages, and a good chunk of your energy reserves cascade through the night sky, closing in on their target like a swarm of pious hornets
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Yeah I don't see that happening, especially when we're right in front of it.
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness

Noooooo, not the squad!
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness and the Amygdala Arm at the same time (dual-wield)


If this is the final battle (and I don't think it is), tossing niceries to the side and just beat the crap out of our foe is an appropriate way to go.
 
Sonuvafuck, we lost the mook brigade.
Poor bastards.
Unless they were gonna pull an HVM on us, then, well, I suppose it worked out for the best then.
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness and the Amygdala Arm at the same time (dual-wield)
During this entire shindig, I believe the one thing we haven't tried is brute force and dumb luck.
Time to remedy that, I guess.
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
----[X] An' if all tha' crap doesn' do tha trick, toss a bayonet in tha crib's general direction an' see if she dodges into tha blasted thing

I liked that unexpected reaction. Explosions are always fun.
Shame about the squad though. They were cool.
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness

Look, I know we're desperate and it's the final boss, but it would be incredibly out of character for Anderson to risk infanticide just to get an edge in combat. The dude ran an orphanage, and has a soft spot for children, he would never do that. Plus, you know, it's monstrously immoral, defeats the purpose of why we're here in the first place, and is one hell of a way to piss off Yharnam. Remember, she's a boss too. Granted, the dream will shut down once the Wet Nurse kicks the bucket, but I don't think God would appreciate what we did to achieve it. We're a holy man, remember.
 
Genon said:
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness

Look, I know we're desperate and it's the final boss, but it would be incredibly out of character for Anderson to risk infanticide just to get an edge in combat. The dude ran an orphanage, and has a soft spot for children, he would never do that. Plus, you know, it's monstrously immoral, defeats the purpose of why we're here in the first place, and is one hell of a way to piss off Yharnam. Remember, she's a boss too. Granted, the dream will shut down once the Wet Nurse kicks the bucket, but I don't think God would appreciate what we did to achieve it. We're a holy man, remember.
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> We already did it
> No actual loss to the blessing of THE LORD
> Where were these arguments two updates ago
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
 
TehChron said:
> We already did it
> No actual loss to the blessing of THE LORD
> Where were these arguments two updates ago
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I read the updates. We didn't do that, and i have no idea what you're talking about. Plus, if you actually paid attention to the voting, you would see that people are legitimately voting to toss a bayonet at the baby's crib in an attempt to trick the Wet Nurse into eating the attack. So no, my votes are quite timely.
 
Malaquez said:
*remembers Hellsing Abridged*
Sure. :V

...do you know what God has done in the Old Testament? I mean, really?
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Yeah, I know about the Old Testament, but Anderson's a New Testament guy last I checked. That would probably counteract the Old Testament influence methinks. :V

That said, I'm not getting into a thread-derailing religious debate, so let's leave it a that. ;)
 
Genon said:
I read the updates. We didn't do that, and i have no idea what you're talking about. Plus, if you actually paid attention to the voting, you would see that people are legitimately voting to toss a bayonet at the baby's crib in an attempt to trick the Wet Nurse into eating the attack. So no, my votes are quite timely.
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Im the one who's written and argued for every winning plan in this fight thus far.

Are you seriously trying to tell me that what did, in fact, happen did not?

Right down to the action being given a "bastard bonus" and the relevant update then titled "weaponized sociopathy"? Because if you seriously are, then that more or less speaks for itself.
 
TehChron said:
Im the one who's written and argued for every winning plan in this fight thus far.

Are you seriously trying to tell me that what did, in fact, happen did not?

Right down to the action being given a "bastard bonus" and the relevant update then titled "weaponized sociopathy"? Because if you seriously are, then that more or less speaks for itself.
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Look, I'm not getting into a huge Internet argument over this. It just creates a toxic situation, wastes everyone's time, and causes the mods to intervene, particularly when the argument has gotten heated within two posts.

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go do something in real life. Goodbye.
 
Genon said:
Look, I'm not getting into a huge Internet argument over this. It just creates a toxic situation, wastes everyone's time, and causes the mods to intervene, particularly when the argument has gotten heated within two posts.

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go do something in real life. Goodbye.
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*kneads forehead*

I just don't get why people act like this sometimes...
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness and the Amygdala Arm at the same time (dual-wield)

So, I've been listening to Johnny Cash tonight... and "God's Gonna Cut You Down" is what was playing when the Wet Nurse recieved a grade-A Smiting. I'm not sure if I should be concerned or amused by the serendipity.
 
[X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
-[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
--[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
 
My god, it feels like I am beating a thrice dead horse but a re-read of the quest made my eye go to THIS bit after the Ludwig fight:
Tricia said:
As the light reaches your head, it flashes searingly, its gentle susurrations replaced with a piercing shriek that fades away with a smell of flame. When the sword falls from your hands, that's all it is: a sword, beautifully-crafted but otherwise unremarkable, tarnished with the nicks and dents of combat.

You feel a scraping in your chest as though of writhing thorns.
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So....does it seem like we need to open up our chest to see if it's still on our heart?
 
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