Since there hasn't been any activity lately (due to the ongoing discussions which everyone is
strongly encouraged to join in the
Rework thread) I figured I might give everyone a small omake.
Or rather...three.
First, some
context...
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The Terrifying Velvet Room - Chapter 4
The entity known as Igor chuckled softly. Mirth and pride mixed in his voice.
"This time…" he spoke to the nameless pianist, whom he had taken to call Nanashi "This time will be the one. The new design of the Velvet Room is perfect!"
"Haa..." the blindfolded man looked resigned and defeated "I can't deny that this has a chance to succeed, but I am not certain this is a good idea all the same…"
"Ho ho ho…Nanashi-kun, have a little more faith!" the long nosed master of the Velvet Room crossed his arms and looked at the stage with pride "Since the floor does not disappear anymore, there is absolutely no way for us to fall!"
The pianist just shook his head. Best to get this over with...
"Now…let us begin...!"
Igor rose his hands and the curtain began to lift. Ominous music played in the background, indicating the summoning of a Persona into the Velvet Room! A great void full of stars appeared on stage.
…And the two were lifted off the ground, torn from it and sent flying towards the opened hole in space.
"I knew something would go wrong all the same!" the pianist screamed as he was sucked into the inky blackness of the sea of souls "I just knew iiii
iiiiiiiiiiit...!"
"I didn't expect that to happen at all!" the hunchbacked man replied, also screaming "Nanashi-ku
uuuuuuuuuuun...!"
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The Terrifying Velvet Room - Chapter 5
Igor sat comfortably at one of the front line seats.
"Ho ho ho..." a snapping sound was heard through the entire concert hall "This time I've outfitted the seats with seatbelts!"
"Yes…I noticed that…" the pianist seemed like he had just given up trying to convince his master to stop.
"This plan cannot….No. It will not fail!" Igor spoke passionately "Furthermore, every seat has been provided with the seatbelts, so even our guest will be safe!"
"Is that so?" the blindfolded man saw a glimmer of hope for the first time "Then, unlike Tatsuya…"
"Indeed!" the hunchbacked man was positively giddy.
The young man, Reo Ornstein, began to materialize close to the back seats.
"Heya!" he greeted them "I just ranked up enough to get a new Persona. Think you can show it to me?"
"Of course, dear guest" Igor replied quickly, then turned to face the nameless pianist "This is it, Nanashi-kun!"
"Yes, master" he could do nothing but sigh. With any luck, things would turn out better...
A minute after, everyone was seated and with their belts fastened.
"Hmm…" the old man skimmed through the pages of a large book "Ahh, I see. Very well…"
Igor rose his hands and the curtain began to lift once again. Ominous music played in the background, indicating the summoning of a Persona into the Velvet Room! A great void full of stars appeared on stage.
The seatbelts did their job and all three individuals remained on their seats.
Then a creature began to emerge. A green colored thing seated upon a golden chariot.
A huge, massive, pulsating, throbbing…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY EYES! SWEET INFANT JESUS, WHAT THE SHIT!? GOD, IF YOU ARE REAL THEN SAVE ME!"
Reo gazed upon the summoned Persona in abject horror. This was supposed to be the manifestation of the friendship between him and…
HER?!
Impulsively, Reo unfastened the seatbelt and was instantly sucked into the inky blackness of the sea of souls.
Both men were silent. The pianist lowered his head and shook it as his hunchbacked master scratched the back of his own head.
"Of course…" the blindfolded man looked like he was about to cry "Of course something would go wrong…"
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The Terrifying Velvet Room - Chapter 6
"This time I have perfected the method!" Igor slammed his palm on the pianist's back, who bent forward due to the strength of the blow.
"Master Igor, please!" the blindfolded man pleaded with the old man "Isn't this enough!?"
"Nanashi-kun, you don't understand..." Igor looked at him with manic glee "This time I tested it before telling you!"
"…Really?"
"Yes, really!" Igor nodded enthusiasthically "Behold!"
Igor rose his hands and the curtain began to lift yet again. Ominous music played in the background, indicating the summoning of a Persona into the Velvet Room! A great void full of stars appeared on stage.
This time, the seatbelts were not even needed!
An incubus was summoned!
"Ahh!" the bald creature exhaled "Man, why'd you guys summon me? There aren't any hot chicks here!"
"No way! It worked!" the nameless pianist rose his arms to the heavens and postrated in raptorous joy "It worked! Halleluja! Halleluja! Halleluja!"
"And that's not the end of it!" the hunchbacked man laughed "Now we can open a portal to any location in order to observe it!"
With a snap of his fingers, the three bore witness to a scene quite out of place in the Velvet Room. A football field where college students were stuggling to catch up to the person with the ball.
"Snazzy! It's like a TV!" the Incubus spoke up "You got any porn on this thing?"
"Master, is there any danger of anyone seeing or hearing us?" the blindfolded man asked, deciding to ignore the Persona's words.
"They would need to be aware of the Velvet Room for that to happen" Igor replied while snapping his fingers, having taken the comparison of the portal with a TV and nothing else from the male sex demon.
The snapping continued every now and then, the master of the Velvet Room deciding to start "channel surfing".
He was shocked when the scene the portal showed was that of a nude woman bathing right next to a small waterfall.
"That's...!" the pianist wishpered in horror "Master, change the channel! Quickly!"
But it was too late.
"Woah...I'd totally tap that ass!" the Incubus exclaimed loudly "What a killer bod!"
The woman turned to face the portal.
She knew about the Velvet Room. It was a source of much anxiety to her, so how could she not?
The young woman smiled.
It was a pure smile, one holding no malice whatsoever.
A smile so pure it would not be mistaken to call it 'divine'.
So pure it was unnatural.
So pure, in fact, that it clearly threathened their existence.
"Master..." the pianist looked at the hunchbacked man with a grimace "I want a vacation"
"Sure..." the old man nodded.
"...I'm fucked and not the way I would like, am I?" the Incubus knew just how badly he messed up.
At this, Takako Nasu's smile grew wider.
" SAMSARA! "