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[X] Drinking contest!

Yon should try and mix some of his own drinks for others too. Surely they have some more radium shavings around here???

Also this place rules, Chaos as a living society is hella neat
 
[X] Drinking contest!

It really is the only option now. Trying to slink off after accidentally taking a hard-mode bravery shot while it's on fire is just going to turn into the worst kind of rumors while not actually getting anyone's eyes off of us.
 
Threat: Ok, let's keep a low profile. We can't do no drugs at all, but we don't want to be swept up in the current. I think the plan we have produced will allow us to do the minimal amount of drugs that is socially acceptable, while not drawing any unnecessary attention.

QM: 👉[] Drinking contest!👈

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Threat: [x] Drinking contest!
 
I love that we just skipped the "put out the fire" step. So great.

Anyway, that's given us a reputation, so let's lean into it.

[X] Drinking contest!
 
[X] Drinking contest!

Eyyyyyy~

(and if there are any more drinks with a bit of qi in them, this'll let us top up and do a bit of cultivation later)
 
Academia Nut said:
Yon watched with interest as the woman went through an elaborate ritual preparing a drink. She got several bottles down from the shelves behind the bar, flipping them about in a way that both showed off her skill and made her jewellery flash in the light of the establishment, all towards the goal of mixing together a number of pungent smelling liquors. Eventually she plucked a small package off the shelf and popped it into her mouth, her cheeks and throat bulging strangely. Setting a tall glass on the bar in front of Yon, she pulled out a large metal spoon with elaborate slots running down its length, carefully balancing it on the rim of the glass. She smiled broadly before opening her mouth wider than should be possible and sliding out an anatomically improbable tongue, which of course had barbell piercings along its great length. Near the back the folds of the muscle took on a distinctly yonic cast, complete with what was definitely a clitoris, which of course had a ring adorning the hood. The object the woman had swallowed was revealed to be a little block of brown solid wrapped in paper, which she had skillfully unwrapped with her tongue. Adroitly she used the prehensile appendage to deposit the solid upon the spoon, before she started to dribble the liquor she had been mixing upon the block. Straightening up, she continued to pour but pulled out a lighter.
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also I have read actual sex scenes that were less erotic than that description of drink mixing. Like, not many, and the description did push my buttons (love some piercings used interestingly), but still.

I mean, it's a Slannesh cultist so it makes sense. Heck I'd even say that means you're writing it correctly. But holy hell that was astonishingly intense.
 
[X] Drinking contest!

You know what, I'm actually more interested in the alchemy of the booze here than the actual contest. But either way, we gotta keep drinking. We gotta.
 
blankmask said:
also I have read actual sex scenes that were less erotic than that description of drink mixing. Like, not many, and the description did push my buttons (love some piercings used interestingly), but still.

I mean, it's a Slannesh cultist so it makes sense. Heck I'd even say that means you're writing it correctly. But holy hell that was astonishingly intense.
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Sex: the least sexy part of erotica.

Thanks though, glad to hear you enjoyed. The drink mixing scene kind of consumed my brain, so nice to hear feedback.
 
[X] Drinking contest!

Nurgle works disturbingly well as a Soldiers' god at the lower levels. I guess by tolerating drink to excess partying like this we're also channeling Slaanesh though.

Btw I'm not that clear on the math involved but was that five beers in one shot?
 
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JevvyPython said:
[X] Drinking contest!

Nurgle works disturbingly well as a Soldiers' god at the lower levels. I guess by tolerating drink to excess partying like this we're also channeling Slaanesh though.

Btw I'm not that clear on the math involved but was that five beers in one shot?
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With the liquor on fire for an unknown period of time, it's unclear precisely how much alcohol was left.
 
[X] Drinking contest!

Yon, you were supposed to slowly sip and enjoy the drink, not chug it down like a boar. They already think you're a savage, you shouldn't go out of your way to act like one!
 
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blankmask said:
We absolutely can "not". I do not want to get sauced on Slanneshi booze. Seems a good way to end up mutated.

[x] Spend the rest of the night trying to be invisible
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That's what Iron Kettle Belly is for.

Honestly, our mutation resistance is sky-high as compared to the average person around here It's much less of an issue than you think it is.

Aabcehmu said:
With the liquor on fire for an unknown period of time, it's unclear precisely how much alcohol was left.
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Lots.

I mean, unclear, yes... but I'm sure there was still quite a bit.

bluefur87 said:
[X] Drinking contest!

Yon, you were supposed to slowly sip and enjoy the drink, not chug it down like a boar. They already think you're a savage, you shouldn't go out of your way to act like one!
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Slowly sipping it while it was on fire might have been its own kind of funny.
 
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