To the tune of Welcome to the Internet
With apologies to Bo Burnham
Welcome to another world! Have a look around
It's got every quirk of pike and shot the Devteam ever found,
We've got mountains of questlines, some better, some worse,
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
Welcome to another world! Come and have a seat,
One you wake up in the shipwreck find the village and your feet,
There's no need to panic, this isn't a test -
Wait, these hunger mechanics weren't part of the quest...
Welcome to another world! What would you prefer?
Play a foxgirl, catboy, pixie (and get called a racial slur)
Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage,
Just don't stand in crosshairs when you engage!
Welcome to another world! Mundus wants to be explored!
Here's a mine for magic crystals, here's a temple's holy whores,
We've got wizards, and outlaws, high fantasy sports,
And a bunch of ornate tapestries about the snake titan enslaving half of mankind before the Gods blew up her island -
Welcome to another world, you'd better gird your loins,
Cause some randos tried to ambush you and burgle all your coin,
Their disguises are offputting and you know the score,
These guys are fellow Players trying to start a war!
Would you like to slay a dragon, play some futbol, sell some cheese?
Try to find your logged-in children, smell the flowers, feel the breeze,
Start a rumor, fly a broom, tell the Baron to face his doom,
Cause he kidnapped a princess to groom her, cast a spell to krackathoom 'er -
Here's a rustic breakfast porridge! You should join the Cult of Moms,
Here's a guildie wants to fuck you, and an Alchie with a bomb,
Which of the Fourteen should you worship, take this quirky quiz,
Convince the Contessa you weren't sent to steal away her kids...
Could we interest you in everywhere, all of the time?
A little bit of everywhere, all of the time?
You don't know if you'll resurrect or how you even arrived,
But Mundus does have everywhere, all of the time.
Could I interest you in everywhere, all of the time?
A little bit of everywhere, all of the time?
You don't know if you'll resurrect or how you even arrived,
But Mundus does have everywhere, all of the time.
You know, it wasn't always like this...
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the Quarantine got us all inside,
An ambitious game made it's leap to fame as a place for friends to meet
Where everyone could wear a mask that revealed who they could be.
See, what heroes we could be...
Daddy let me use his Helm, wasn't even twenty...
And we met all the friends we hoped we could meet...
Now look at you, look at you,
Unstoppable, popping off,
Our time is now, our insides out, and look how we grew...
And if we stick together, who knows what we can do?
It was always the plan to put Mundus in your hands.
(three seconds Echidna laughing unskippable.wav)
Could we interest you in everywhere, all of the time?
A little bit of everywhere, all of the time?
You don't know if you'll resurrect or how you even arrived,
But Mundus does have everywhere, all of the time.
Could I interest you in everywhere, all of the time?
A little bit of everywhere, all of the time?
You don't know if you'll resurrect or how you even arrived,
Anywhere and anything and anywhere and anything and anywhere and everything and anywhere and everything...
All of the time.
Not the exciting thing I was hinting at, which might be tonight or the weekend. But I saw it and realized I hadn't posted it here yet, so, enjoy.
