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Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest

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[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

Giant Bone Snek, I choose you!
 
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[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.


I mean... I'll be entirely honest here. I'm not voting this way because I want anything, exactly, except... that is a damn cool image. The Orks are absolutely correct there and I'm convinced we can make this look like something out of a heavy metal album cover. Overlap some rib cages so the thing has a double row of spikes down its back and all the teef.

And you can always make a snake longer. Just keep making more snake.

We could even make it coil around the pit after enough murder and munching.
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MOAR SNAKE!
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

Big snake, made outta snake stuf. Simple as'.
 
[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.

And Zorbag will be missed! Until at least our next leader dies lol.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[x] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.

The great luck pit calls, don't you feel it? The taste of iron and copper in the air, its warm embrace and beguiling light.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

Orks are da best so a snake made by da orks is best snake.
 
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Well, I'm not sure what else I expected. At least Zorbag managed to leave his mark on the tribe's cultural memory.

[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
Yanno…
I heard 'big zoggin' snek' and thought: this thing will be python-sized.
Not Dalamandur-sized.

[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

This has got my attention more, besides the Pit sounds like the Maw from the Ogres from Fantasy.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

He died well!
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

If we keep putting stuff into the pit, fun stuff comes out. Orc gacha
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.

[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
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