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Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest

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[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

This is the first step on the path to creating The World Serpent.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

This is the best thing I've ever read.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
Hum...the snake one is still on top but the pit one is not far behind.
Adhoc vote count started by EarthScorpion on Feb 15, 2023 at 12:47 PM, finished with 91 posts and 82 votes.
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[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.

[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.
-[X] Using highly advanced remote manipulators (I.E., grots tied to long sticks), get two especially glowy rocks from the pit. If the glowy rocks are placed in the rock pile vaguely where eyes would be, it will be even more like Zorbag is watching them, and also look zoggin' cool!

Unless I'm promised a Solid Snake Ork from the snake statue.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
Blue is Lucky! Yellow is Rich and Explosions! But most importantly, ITS GREEN SO ITS BESTEST!
 
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