You dare print this laughable libel, staining the good name of the Lord Protector? What's next, giving a platform to religious persecution and claiming that Claumngor isn't a 'real' deity? I remember when we could expect hard-hitting and insightful journalism from the New AST Times, but this rag isn't worth the paper it isn't printed on!
But for real, good stuff, these articles are solid sodium supplements. Though Augustine's twenty and no longer a teenager, which definitely makes all the difference the world. Wonder if she'll write an autobiography if she survives to be imprisoned? The Woman in the Iron Mask has a nice ring to it. Doubly fitting, if she's incarcerated in a Bastille-equivalent.