GenericYoutubeGuy Presents: A Reaction To: My Isekai Adventure Couldn't Possibly Be This Simple Of A Transaction! (797 Words)
"Alright my fans, by overwhelming majority vote, I'll be reacting to the
A Simple Transaction anime! According to the manga-only crowd, this thing really picks up from the end of the first arc, so whatever happens then I guess t's something to look forward to. Now remember guys, please keep the spoilers in chat to a minimum, I'd rather see what happens myself."
Episode 1: "Man, generic intro is generic. Hero buys a lottery ticket, somehow wins the grand prize and it turns out to be a chance at isekai. Big whoop. Goddess appears and grants the Hero the Blessing of Destiny(tm), nothing we haven't seen before. It's interesting that the Goddess talks about this like an exchange, where the Hero is getting payed via plot armor. Guess that's where the title comes from. I do find the fact that they're choosing to brazenly display the Hero's Plot Armor interesting, but self-awareness does not make a particular series good. Whatever, let's see what else we've got."
Episode 2: "Oh hey, look, it's the exact same idyllic fantasy town that appears in
every isekai ever. And of course the Hero has absolutely no trouble BSing his way into becoming an adventurer, because Plot."
Episode 5: "Whelp, the Party has officially been assembled. Elf Archer, shady rogue, smart wizard, dwarven paladin. It's like a whole *lineup* of tropes vomited themselves on to my screen."
Episode 7: "I bet you $20 that this 'Tyrant' guy who's conquered an eastern kingdom was called 'Demon Lord' in the Japanese dub."
Episode 8: "Please Hero, you must defeat Badguy McEvilFaace and save our world! Sure, whatever, alright, they needed a way to introduce the Big Bad. Let's just keep going."
Episode 15: "Oh
woooow, the Tyrant is conducting a Mega Bad Doom Ritual and the Hero and his plucky band of side-characters must stop it! This has never before been done and is completely original. Next thing you'll tell me is that they'll have to beat Four heavenly Generals to make it to the Tyrant on time."
Episode 20: "Well now that the four heavenly generals are dead (along with the secret fifth member), we're finally ready to face off against the Big Bad. It only took
entirely to many minutes of monoluging, but we're here. Whatever, let's watch the Hero bat the Big bad and discover that there's actually a bigger Bad and act shocked."
Episode 21: "what the fuck the ritual worked that's a dead Goddess right there guess that means no more plot armor what the fuck"
Episode 22: "Whelp, that's a TPK except for the Hero. Damn, that was... that was something. Just... just give me a bit to process that. That's one way to get the audience to think of the Big Bad as actually, threatening, I guess. And I guess that's where the title comes from. This turned out to not be a simple transaction after all."
Episode 27: "New party members are gained and the hero has a cool eye patch now, so I guess we're relatively back to normal? Clearly what's going to happen is that the Hero wins because he's learned to take things seriously. Oh, and the Tyrant has conquered another country."
Episode 33: "Another TPK. Tyrant doesn't fuck around, I guess. RIP Witch-chan, you were kinda cute."
Episode 44: "Yet another TPK by the Tyrant. Man, I'm beginning to think the end of this thing is just going to be the Tyrant winning."
Episode 68: "Y'know, this whole 'guerilla warfare against a higher power' thing really brings me back to the days of Sonic SatAM. If, y'know, SatAM was willing to show the supporting cast being butchered by the villain."
Episode 76: "Oh hey, the Hero payed a literal arm and the leg for more power. Dangit man, just because the Dark Side has cookies doesn't mean you should join them!"
Episode 120: "Here it is, the final showdown. Hero+Waifu vs Tyrant. There's literally no one else left who can oppose the Tyrant. One way or the other, it ends now. Lemme get my bucket of popcorn, and then we're hitting play on this thing."
Episode 121: "holy fuck waifu's dead tyrant's dead hero wins but has to bury his wife and unborn child could it get any more depressing?"
Episode 125: "Evidently, it can. RIP Hero-kun, cut down trying to spread Democracy like a good [AMERICAN] citizen. You will be missed. Well, I guess that's it for this series. Man, that was a real rollercoaster of emotions, not gonna lie, and the bait-and-switch early on got me
good. Still, I feel that it was - Wait.
The heck do you mean there's more after this?"
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Fanwork for the Fanwork God, Bonuses for the Bonus Throne. Here's some more of my okayish-to-terrible writing. Hopefully we can earn a second bonus Lesser Remittance before the vote closes, although that's not looking likely. Well, unless that remains open for the next voting period, anyway.