[X] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"

Not sure, we're chibi now, so that'd be just obscene.

And I swam in the wakes of imposters,
Just to feel what it's like to pretend.
There's no dreams in the lakes only monsters,
And the monsters are my only friends.
 
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I think we should be businesslike rather than flippant here, but I think Late's vote is too wordy for the situation.

[x] "Yes. It's me. It's a complicated situation. Stop asking why I'm smaller or I'll embarass you some more."

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on second thought, I don't think a write in will win here at all
 
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One problem: if the only way to get our body back is to switch again, well, that means that Berserker once again becomes Minerva's. Just something to consider if the opportunity comes. Hopefully we're in a position to immediately kill her if that happens.
 
One problem: if the only way to get our body back is to switch again, well, that means that Berserker once again becomes Minerva's. Just something to consider if the opportunity comes. Hopefully we're in a position to immediately kill her if that happens.
We could make sure to spend our last command seals before doing it
 
We could make sure to spend our last command seals before doing it
I don't think Cu is listening to Minerva because she has command seals. Heck, he was more or less fine serving Kirei in F/SN despite Kirei killing his former master. This is a dude who values loyalty and is loyal to whoever his master is, as long as his master doesn't backstab him. Or ask him to do something truly horrible (though Berserker's standards for horrible are considerably looser than his Lancer version).
 
One problem: if the only way to get our body back is to switch again, well, that means that Berserker once again becomes Minerva's. Just something to consider if the opportunity comes. Hopefully we're in a position to immediately kill her if that happens.
We could make sure to spend our last command seals before doing it
Oh, I already know what I'm making the last Command: "When I get done, whatever you do, make sure you leave Minerva alive. The Magus Association will be crueler than you ever can."

That's my big plan to help buy off the Association with the cover up. We give them the people responsible. Hans, Olga, and Minerva. Well, in Minerva's case they'd consider her no different than a talkative rock because she's a doll.
I don't think Cu is listening to Minerva because she has command seals.
Oh yeah, BerserCu's not going to pass up a chance to punt Minerva if he can help it.
 
If we unlock Broserker route then we won't have to worry so much about it. But yeah, we might want to think about using the CS, if only to spite the body jacker.
 
[x] "Yes. It's me. It's a complicated situation. Stop asking why I'm smaller or I'll embarass you some more."
 
[X] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"
-[X] Flash your winning smile once again.
 
Oh yeah, BerserCu's not going to pass up a chance to punt Minerva if he can help it.
I cannot believe that CuZerker couldn't have offed her before. Command seals are not fast enough to stop him from taking her head, unless the one used command seal was, "don't kill me." Which is possible but seems unlikely. Cu has worked with people he doesn't like and doesn't respect before.
 
I cannot believe that CuZerker couldn't have offed her before. Command seals are not fast enough to stop him from taking her head, unless the one used command seal was, "don't kill me." Which is possible but seems unlikely. Cu has worked with people he doesn't like and doesn't respect before.
Wasn't one of the first things he said when realizing the bodies had been switched how excited he was to go up against Minerva?
 
Can you find that quote? I don't remember that.
Well, the quote I was thinking of was this:
"Tell me. Those Servants you fought. What happened to them?" you asked as you followed Carmilla.

"Can't say. Man, you're a breath of fresh air from that last bitch I followed around, tell you what."
But that's just saying Cu hates her guts, something reinforced by subsequent dialog:
"Goes beyond that. But you're smart for thinking Minerva's going to pull shit," Berserker barked as he grabbed a rabbit and ripped it apart with his teeth, "That girl's always scheming, always one step ahead, she would be long gone now if this whole region wasn't locked down."
"Like hell it's nothing, did you inherit Minerva's brain damage too?!" Berserker barked as he looked your way
But the thing I should instead be pointing at, beyond Cu's initial murder of two of Minerva's fellow dolls?
All that matters is you fucking kick Minerva's ass. If she's talked to your cronies then stab her first before you answer whatever questions they have! Stop making this more complicated and just get out there and ram your foot into her ass cheeks!"
This is what establishes lethal intent. Sure, he wants Brie to do the ass-kicking first. But if we tell Cu he can rip and tear her, so long as she lives, BerserCu will not hesitate for an instant.
 
This is what establishes lethal intent. Sure, he wants Brie to do the ass-kicking first. But if we tell Cu he can rip and tear her, so long as she lives, BerserCu will not hesitate for an instant.
I feel like that is an optimistic interpretation of what he said. It's clear he dislikes her and has no respect for her as a master, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't listen to her if she became his master again. After all, he's already been doing that this whole time. As I said, if he disliked her to the point where he refused to even acknowledge her as his master, he would have done something by now.

Now he kind of likes us and Minerva is his enemy, so it's not surprise he's a bit gung-ho about going after her.
 
Cu actually liked Minerva a bit because she indulged his battlelust but he found her a chore to talk to and interact with. Minerva never really needed to command seal him because she kept him nice and happy by letting him fight Caster and Lancer. Minerva never did Cu wrong but he's looking forward to facing her as a challenge while under your command.

He'll follow whoever he's a servant of. He'll rip Minerva apart but if Minerva gets him back, he will rip you apart. The only people he's openly hostile to are Scathach and Ferdiad and would want to fight them no matter what.
 
It's clear he dislikes her and has no respect for her as a master, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't listen to her if she became his master again.
... I think you've misunderstood the timeframe of my comment about punting. That wasn't some read-back claiming how Cu's constantly trying to rebel. It's like Rabbit said: he wants to rip and tear Minerva, and I'm saying he'd do it in the hypothetical future I'm describing.
 
Wait hold on. Cu could immediately tell it was Brie and not Minerva. There's no way he saw what happened earlier.

So what's stopping Medb from instantly realising that someone else is occupying Brie's body? Does Cu have a skill or something that makes him different? Archer felt Kiara die and then couldn't ID the seal user for what seems like obvious reasons.
 
I doubt Minerva would have any reason to willingly switch back.
Wait hold on. Cu could immediately tell it was Brie and not Minerva. There's no way he saw what happened earlier.

So what's stopping Medb from instantly realising that someone else is occupying Brie's body? Does Cu have a skill or something that makes him different? Archer felt Kiara die and then couldn't ID the seal user for what seems like obvious reasons.
I thought the command spell we gave Cu earlier was a bit of a giveaway?
 
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