[X] "Yes. I'm loyal. I won't get in your way."

Would have voted for the more concise "get fucked" sentiment, but not really feeling the write-in and would rather that not win before we get shot mid-statement.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by AnonymousRabbit on Jan 23, 2020 at 6:05 AM, finished with 59 posts and 24 votes.

  • [x] "Yes. I'm loyal. I won't get in your way."
    [X] Laugh. Seriously? Who the fuck does this bitch thinks she is?
    -[X] The Mission's just an elaborate suicide mission for a disposable unit so fuck that. I am so not about that life, thank you very much. The Traitor? I just found out Hans fucked with my head even more than everyone else already did, so fuck him too. So the question is not whether I betrayed you, I was never on your fucking side. Question is: Are you going to get in my way?
    —[x] "Don't you get it? We're mass produced for a reason, we're supposed to all die, you included. Just because I was supposed to die sooner doesn't prevent the inevitable for the rest of us. We're supposed to be tools, and even if you're all high and mighty and running the show, you're going to be tossed away the second you're not up to par. Just like you're trying with me, right now."
    [X] "Go fuck yourself, you little bitch."
    [X] Laugh. Seriously? Who the fuck does this bitch thinks she is?
    -[X] The Mission's just an elaborate suicide mission for a disposable unit so fuck that. I am so not about that life, thank you very much. The Traitor? I just found out Hans fucked with my head even more than everyone else already did, so fuck him too. So the question is not whether I betrayed you, I was never on your fucking side. Question is: Are you going to get in my way?
    [X] Laugh. Seriously? Who the fuck does this bitch thinks she is?
    -[X] The Mission's just an elaborate suicide mission for a disposable unit so fuck that. I am so not about that life, thank you very much. The Traitor? I just found out Hans fucked with my head even more than everyone else already did, so fuck him too. So the question is not whether I betrayed you, I was never on your fucking side. is: Question is Are you going to get in my way?
    [X] "Fuck you, Onee-chan."
    [X] "Go fuck yourself, you little bitch."
    [x] "Get fucked, you hoser."
    [X] Laugh. Seriously? Who the fuck does this bitch thinks she is?
    -[X] The Mission's just an elaborate suicide mission for a disposable unit so fuck that. I am so not about that life, thank you very much. The Traitor? I just found out Hans fucked with my head even more than everyone else already did, so fuck him too. So the question is not whether I betrayed you, I was never on your fucking side. is: Question is Are you going to get in my way?
    [X] Laugh. Seriously? Who the fuck does this bitch thinks she is?
    -[X] The Mission's just an elaborate suicide mission for a disposable unit so fuck that. I am so not about that life, thank you very much. The Traitor? I just found out Hans fucked with my head even more than everyone else already did, so fuck him too. So the question is not whether I betrayed you, I was never on your fucking side. is: Question is Are you going to get in my way?
    —[x] "Don't you get it? We're mass produced for a reason, we're supposed to all die, you included. Just because I was supposed to die sooner doesn't prevent the inevitable for the rest of us. We're supposed to be tools, and even if you're all high and mighty and running the show, you're going to be tossed away the second you're not up to par. Just like you're trying with me, right now."
 
Stomach Aches
[] "Yes. I'm loyal. I won't get in your way."

Not good. This wasn't good at all. You had to talk. You had to say something. Even as your muscles locked up in fear and your throat seemed to constrict from panic, you had to talk. Say something!

Steeling what nerves you had, you mustered your courage as you spoke, "Yes. I'm loyal. I won't get in your way."

Minerva stopped in her tracks as she stood a few steps away from you. She studied your face before you decided to speak some more.

"I won't betray you or the Test. I'm not planning anything, okay?" You told her as you held your ground while the mana in the air started crackling around Minerva.

You felt a great wave of dread weigh down on your shoulders as you looked outside the window. You and Medb stood frozen on where you both stood as the figure of a man stalked the outside of the building you were in. It didn't take a Magus to know that this man was bad news.

He was just out there walking but you felt like if you made the wrong move he would be on to you in a heartbeat. He was there and he was waiting for the call to summon him. Those red eyes burning with barely restrained frenzy were looking at you now.

"Good," Minerva said with a satisfied look as the other Sculptures stood down, "You will no longer need to worry about the other participants from this point out. Simply hide and bide your time until we're the last ones standing. I'll save you for last."

"You're letting me go?" You asked her with a strained tone.

"Yes. As long as you say you will no longer associate with that traitor, then you're free and there would be no need to destroy you at this instant," Minerva said as she held her staff and leaned on it, "You are going to stay away from him, right?"

"If it gets you off my case. But Hans is the only one you're forbidding me to associate with, right?" You asked her with a frown.

"Mmm, yes. Why?" Minerva wondered with a raised eyebrow.

"Then you don't mind me bringing my other friends to our scrap once you kill him, right?" You questioned as you met her gaze.

The little girl blinked before cracking a smile, "Right. Bring whatever army you can muster. I'll be waiting for you... Just hurry, I might kill them before you get them all together."

You stamped down your fear, your terror and hysteria as boiling anger rumbled within you. You gave her a steely look and nodded, "Understood."

"Okay then. You're free to leave," Minerva said as she nodded to the door.

......
.....
....

You made it out.

You made it out and as soon as you exited Minerva's territory you fell down your knees and vomited. You hit the asphalt and felt the rough surface of the ground on your bare skin before you vomited.

Dinner came out as brown sludge as Medb grimaced upon seeing you puke your insides out. You vomited and vomited until your throat burned from stomach acid, tears welling up in your eyes as you heaved.

The tangy taste of dinner filled your mouth before you spat on the side.

"Fuck," you cursed.

"Well... Pretty much. Not that much had changed," Rider said as she crossed her arms.

You got up and staggered to your feet. You turned to the shipyard Minerva was staying at and flipped it off, "FUCK. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUCK YOU!"

"And that's a breakdown," Rider murmured as she grabbed you by the arms and started dragging you away from throwing something at the place, "Come on, let's get you home."

"Rider I'm scared," you whimpered as you fell limp in her arms.

"Do you have any plans?" Rider asked in an attempt to distract you.

"Plans... Yeah. I do," you swallowed and groaned at the taste of your insides, "We have to kill Berserker."

"We can't do that alone. Not unless we break open Caster's old haunt and plunder that Dragon Vein so I can summon Clan Calatin," Rider grimaced as she pulled you.

"That's the last option. But we'll need more Servants. More help," you decided as dawn broke through the sky.

"Help? Brie, we can't rely on Hans and Lancer. They're the only ones who can go toe to toe with Berserker to an extent. We've already promised not to deal with them earlier. What are-" Medb continued before she stopped and dropped you.

You hit the floor before you grunted. That hurt.

"Brie that's stupid," Rider said as she grimaced with an obviously disapproving tone.

"Medb. It's not the worst plan. Plus you haven't heard it yet," you pointed out with a narrowed look.

"Yes but I can guess where this is going. You're planning on getting Assassin and Archer to help us," Rider said as she looked down on you. She crossed her arms and knelt down, "Did that girl scare you so much you lost track of your brain?"

"Well it's more like she poked around my head for a bit. But no, look, if we can do this we might have a chance. It's either we band together or Berserker starts killing us one by one," you hissed as you slowly got up and dusted yourself, "Emiya's going to be on board but we only need to find him."

"And where do you even plan to convince the Servant who's Master you traumatized to help us in the face of Berserker?" Medb questioned smartly with a raised eyebrow, "And how are you even going to convince Archer not to put an arrow between our eyes."

"I'll figure it out. Somehow," you told her with a nod as you leaned on her shoulder, "We're going to be busy."

"This plan sucks," Rider groaned as she supported you.

"Well Medb, you should Rejoice. Because after we kill Berserker we're going to indulge in one of your favorite pastimes," You chuckled as you walked down the road.

"Ga-"

"Backstabbing people," you cut her off. You coughed as you kept walking.

"So who are you going to scam first?" Rider asked as she sighed while shaking her head. Now that was a question you'll answer after getting some clothes better than your pajamas.

Stomach Aches
[] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."
[] "Assassin. I need to work on how to make an apology. How mad do you think she's gonna be?"
[] "How do you feel about Cults? I'm sure we can grab a thug and have him point us to wherever Archer is."
[] "Let's regroup first. Maybe make sure Ruler's still kicking after the attacks last night."
 
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[X] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."

Again, I reiterate, that could have gone far worst.

Well. She said nothing about Scatchah.

Nobody expects the Thighs Inquisition!

But let's be real here, what are chances that we can actually have Scathach participating with the fight against Coo-Coo Lane in a more direct fashion other than giving us moral support and cryptic advice that we'll only realize at the most dramatic moment? Because while the cliche is narratively appealing, I honestly dislike it. So many problems can be fixed if the Designated Mentor stop being so annoyingly distant actually get off their ass and help.
 
[X] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."

We never did find out what happened when Emiya went searching for Olga.
But let's be real here, what are chances that we can actually have Scathach participating with the fight against Coo-Coo Lane in a more direct fashion other than giving us moral support and cryptic advice that we'll only realize at the most dramatic moment? Because while the cliche is narratively appealing, I honestly dislike it. So many problems can be fixed if the Designated Mentor stop being so annoyingly distant actually get off their ass and help.

Ehhh, it makes sense. She's not gonna interfere every time Cu gets summoned and it seems unfair to hold her responsible for actions occurring centuries after her student's death. She kinda perked up in FGO, but that was more because of how weird everything was, but the general impression Scathach has always given me is that more then anything else, she's tired. She's been there, done that, and still hasn't kicked the bucket. I'm actually kinda surprised she's as involved as she is, makes me wonder if she felt Cu being summoned and what about Hans stood out to her.
 
[X] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."
 
[X] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."

It's Emiya time. Replace the food we yeeted out and hopefully get a chance to call Jannu.

lol I can't believe Sargeant Robo Cheese let us go, what a rube. We should work hobo girl into a frothing rage and then set them on each other since she looks like us make her pay using strategic dominance.

Also Shishou doesn't care because she can find a log cabin and ice fish wherever she wants because it's Canada. Surprised we haven't found ourselves inside of a T i m m i e s.
 
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[x] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."
 
The split in the votes is ridiculous. :V
There's like 10 votes for 4 different options that are basicly identical (like i can't find where the difference is) and two with an extra clause.
Like there is 7 votes for 2 identical (as far as i can see) options which is what the winning vote had.
 
[X] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."
 
[x] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."
 
[X] "Let's go find Emiya first. Make sure he's all right. Plus he might be worried about us. Call it a hunch."
Simple plan we give Emiya the Plan then have him talk to Hobo girl since she will kill us on sight. We deal with archer while he Handles marie and we can safely take down Berserker before the Backstab Conga starts.
 
The split in the votes is ridiculous. :V
There's like 10 votes for 4 different options that are basicly identical (like i can't find where the difference is) and two with an extra clause.
Like there is 7 votes for 2 identical (as far as i can see) options which is what the winning vote had.
In the tally list 2 (with 6 votes) and 10 (with 1 vote) are identical except for a typo at 'is: Question is' vs 'Question is:'
Same typo caused the split between 4 and 5 in the list.
Not entirely sure how Rabbit handles voting, but kinda feel like that one should have either ended as a tie between the laugh and 'not lying' (as without the typo that moves the full laugh vote from 6 to 7). Or gone to the laugh as w/o the subvotes, it was the clear winner. As evidenced by my lack of vote, I don't really get a say though :D
 
As a long time rabbitquester, vote combining is only ever done if the votes are completely identical (happens sometimes that the tally hecks up and splits a vote off anyways.)

If players want something to happen, they have to come to a consensus on it, end of story.
 
I can sympathize with Rabbit sticking to the tally itself without combining votes. Prevents a degree of voting drama.
Even when the votes combined are identical except for a typo?
I never write my votes (unless i am doing my own write in), i just cpoy paste to avoid the typo issue.
It's not that important, just kinda funny.
 
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