[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
I don't even have the energy to be angry at sarcasm. What do you want?

Er. It wasn't sarcasm, exactly?

More like.

You are saying you are a healing writer.

And I am saying you are full of mercy and good cheer.

Like that?
Both are, I dunno, euphemisms?

I'm sorry if I made you angry, that wasn't my intention.
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

Works for me!
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

Well, that went about as well as expected.
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

this...works?

I think?
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
--[Q] "But to answer your question, I anticipated that Hans would leave an insurance policy in me, so I became a Triple agent in order to remove all my programming."
---[Q]"Now we shall fight Hand-to-hand, for it is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts her life to a weapon."
----[Q]"SIIIIIIIISTER!"
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
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  • [X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
    -[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
    -[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
    [X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
    -[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
    [X] "Rider, kill her!"
 
White Lies
You stared at her as she regarded you with a cold judgemental gaze. One wrong move and things will go to hell quickly. You had to act, she's seen everything and it was up to you to help her rationalize how she saw this. You tried to think fast as she slowly narrowed her gaze towards you.

Keep calm. You won't make it through this if you panic. Swallowing the growing lump in your throat, you mustered the courage to speak up. It might as well the last thing you would say at this rate but you had to try.

"I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans," you told her in a measured tone while holding on to Rider for support.

"So you promised to help him against us in exchange for repairs and maintenance... Yet you failed to even notice that he slipped an objective which builds up the core of your very being," Minerva said as she summed it up with a raised eyebrow.

"I was careless. But I can explain in detail why I did that. I was required to promise something in turn for his assistance," you replied with a nod, "However it was not my intention of fully betraying the mission."

"Explain," Minerva ordered you as you straightened yourself.

"This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me," you lied handily as she tilted her head. You could use this, "First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."

"You haven't explained, "Minerva pointed out as she narrowed her gaze.

"What I mean is... I have his trust. Through my actions I was able to get close to him as an ally, by posturing an alliance against your faction..." You continued as you clenched your fist, "And what I mean by subtler methods, well, I can stab him in the spine while I'm close to him."

Minerva regarded you for a moment before stating, "You're lying."

You felt the hairs at the back of your neck stand up. You tried not to show it as you asked, "How?"

"Your current personality was not installed. It's a byproduct of an accident. A glitch. An ever evolving code diverging from our base, Celine, becoming it's own existence," Minerva said as she met your gaze, "Don't take me for a fool, while you may be an evolving code, you're not meant to lie and cheat from the start."

"How can you be so sure?" You frowned.

"I looked at how it was constructed inside of you," Minerva replied as she held up her hand and the other Sculptures tensed up, "Why are you lying?"

"I..." You started as you were caught off guard. Words died in your throat as you tried to reorient yourself.

"Don't even think of running. Why are you lying?" Minerva asked as her eyes began to glow and you felt the mana in the air sizzle, "No... Better yet, simply answer this, are you still loyal to your mission?"

The other Sculptures got ready to attack. Rider held her guard up but she'll only be able to fend off a few of them. Some might slip through and there's no cover from Minerva's attack should she decide to sling a spell at you.

"Answer me Unit #294. Do you plan on betraying us, jeopardizing the Test, and allying yourself with the Traitor?" Minerva questioned as she took a step forward.

White Lies
[] "Yes. I'm loyal. I won't get in your way."
[] "Go fuck yourself, you little bitch."
[] Write in...
 
Well. I was pretty sure the pseudo-personality was installed as a feature or at least the potential to develop it. Otherwise, our programming recognizing it exists doesn't even make fucking sense if it's just a bug.

Minerva is as clueless about this whole thing as we are, it seems, but she called our bluff.

Also, lol, we specifically told her we're lying to everyone. That includes her by definition.

Kinda sad the last part didn't make it.
Eh, fuck it, Minerva. Nice to meetcha, next time we'll be shooting at you.

[X] "Fuck you, Onee-chan."
 
[X] Laugh. Seriously? Who the fuck does this bitch thinks she is?
-[X] The Mission's just an elaborate suicide mission for a disposable unit so fuck that. I am so not about that life, thank you very much. The Traitor? I just found out Hans fucked with my head even more than everyone else already did, so fuck him too. So the question is not whether I betrayed you, I was never on your fucking side. Question is: Are you going to get in my way?
 
[X] Laugh. Seriously? Who the fuck does this bitch thinks she is?
-[X] The Mission's just an elaborate suicide mission for a disposable unit so fuck that. I am so not about that life, thank you very much. The Traitor? I just found out Hans fucked with my head even more than everyone else already did, so fuck him too. So the question is not whether I betrayed you, I was never on your fucking side. Question is: Are you going to get in my way?
 
I mean, the smart thing here is to lie again, allow her to reprogram us and then slip the leash just as we did before, but Minerva-chan seems to be thinking she's the biggest thing to hit Canada since Wolverine. I don't like her. We found out some things, at least, though not as much as we hoped to, I guess?
 
I mean, the smart thing here is to lie again, allow her to reprogram us and then slip the leash just as we did before, but Minerva-chan seems to be thinking she's the biggest thing to hit Canada since Wolverine. I don't like her. We found out some things, at least, though not as much as we hoped to, I guess?
Nah, I had enough of this reprogramming bullshit. Everyone always tries to add this or that and suddenly you're slitting your own throat.

Nuh uh. Not fun. Let's try violence, this time.
 
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