Fate/White Parmesan

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[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
--[Q] "But to answer your question, I anticipated that Hans would leave an insurance policy in me, so I became a Triple agent in order to remove all my programming."
---[Q]"Now we shall fight Hand-to-hand, for it is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts her life to a weapon."
----[Q]"SIIIIIIIISTER!"

Just because the Objective was deleted doesn't mean we can't act in the intrests of Rider.

The objectives seemed to be a sort of compulsion that also helped guide Robo-Brie, but we've been shown to be able to ignore them in the past. So...not really that big of a deal?
 
Yeah it doesn't really matter that the objective to help Rider win was deleted. Even if we had an objective to not let Rider win, we have proven able to, in the past, ignore directives.
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

Meanwhile- In the Throne of Heroes
*Multiple servants (Caster) look up in the throne of heroes*
*Feels a disturbance in the force*
"Why do I feel like I'm being challenged"
 
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[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

Love this vote. Though admittedly I am still into letting big brother Hans live later.

EDIT: ...Shit. I just remembered how much Cu liked passionate, intelligent, and driven women who weren't Medb. Is he gonna try to waifu Brie?
 
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We might get out of this without blowing everything if we can convince Minerva what this vote seems to be trying; we went to Hans on a last resort, and we certainly didn't plan for or expect him to add that directive in.

Even if we want to leave Hans alive, we don't need to actually say that if we can imply that we're still his opponent. Maybe.
 
AnonymousRabbit said:
"Indeed. But that's the same as saying you want to win," Hans said as he met your gaze. He tapped his cane on the ground and added, "Even if it means changing yourself. Fair warning, I may need to reconfigure your core to disable your compulsions to kill me. That's one of my conditions in helping you."

"Right," you replied with a narrowed look.
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Leaving this here.

Minerva saw this too and may ask questions about it. She had can see your memories but not your thoughts. If you can give her good reasons she might buy it.
 
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[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

I dunno, I think this is workable. I would word it a little more seriously if I were writing it, but the gist of it is still a viable out. We went to Hans as a last resort, and add onto that a 'thanks for removing the compulsion against hurting him'? It can sell.
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

As long as Minerva doesnt get the thoughts along with the memories, twisting the truth and lying about what Brie was thinking shouldn't be too hard as long as theyre believable. Brie doesnt necessarily need to still have the objective written into her for her to carry it out anyways.
 
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Leaving this here.
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He said he'd disable the compulsion to kill him, but nothing about adding a compulsion not to harm him.

Which is pretty obvious, and I kinda assumed there's some kill switch to give him an advantage in a future fight with us, because I'm not entirely convinced he'd leave it up to Servants to fight it out.

Like, that'd make it pretty easy for him if we couldn't harm him, but he could, wouldn't it?

Okay, what my vote is trying to convey without saying it in so many words if someone tries to come up with something better.

Firstly, we were pretty much toast without a new Core. The only place we could find it and have it installed is Hans.
Secondly, we pretty much suspected that he'd install something in our software while mucking up with our hardware. We could probably overcome it on our own, but props to Minerva for deleting it.
Thirdly, how dare she delete our own added objectives that do not contradict: killing Hans; providing research data to crazy Magi murderhobos; and, winning the Grail War.
Fourthly, why the fuck did they install our capacity for developing a personality if not to lie and cajole? We tried to kill him, see how it ended up. If we do try to kill, next time we'll do something subtler than those chucklefucks back at Luctsworth came up with.


On that note, new and improved vote:
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

Edited the wording.
 
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Has anyone played Vampire: the Masquerade? The video game, I mean.

There's an ending where the MC shows a middle finger to everyone involved and walks away towards the sunrise to the sounds of explosions behind them.

This is my ideal ending for Fate/White Parmesan, only with an addition of Medb-chan walking with us, turning to laugh and saying "Later, losers!", before catching up with Brie. :V
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

Now we have a smol!Ritsuka too?!
 
[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
@AnonymousRabbit since I doubt the winning vote will be changed at this point, when you write it out, have her reactions be towards the marking for deletion then. Like how we're cool with her deleting the do not harm Hans objective but not with help Rider win.
 
Wait, is Brie shorter than Medb?

[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for deleting the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "But. Did you just delete the objective to let my waifu win?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"

Assuming that Rabbit updates this to mention that they're just being marked for deletion.
 
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[X] "I needed... a new Core. The old one was... so much scrap. Thanks... for showing the objective not to harm Hans."
-[X] "This pseudo-personality was installed so that this Unit could believably lie and cheat. So I'm lying and cheating everyone, just as expected of me. First attempt at assassination ended up with me in a Bounded Field. I understand that those asschaps back at Luctsworth do not value my continued existence just for the sake of it. However, I do. Next time, I'll be trying something subtler."
-[X] "But. Did you just mark the objective to let my waifu win for deletion?! You fucker! Lousy elder sister! Not cute at all!"
 
Impstar said:
@AnonymousRabbit since I doubt the winning vote will be changed at this point, when you write it out, have her reactions be towards the marking for deletion then. Like how we're cool with her deleting the do not harm Hans objective but not with help Rider win.
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I don't think so. I'll just have Brie say about deletion and Minerva thinking Brie is an idiot and proceed to treat her as such.
Ziodyne said:
Wait, is Brie shorter than Medb?
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A few inches.
 
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