Fate/White Parmesan

[] Go and give Emiya the assist he needs. You're going to help him out. Besides, there's strength in numbers. It's safer that way...

"The only way we can be safe is if we make sure no one hurts us," you sighed as you shook your head. You met Medb's gaze and placed a hand on your hip, "We're going to give Emiya a hand."

"I knew you'd say that. Try as you might you're a big softie for guys like that, huh?" Medb noted as she chuckled under her breath.

"I am not! If we don't help him, that crazy Edelfelt bitch is going to tear me apart!" You hissed before you walked over to her and dragged her up, "We gotta go!"

"Alright, alright! We'll use my bull! Stop dragging me!" Rider gripe as she walked by your side.

The two of you walked together until you both got out of the restaurant and moved into the nearby dark alley. Rider cleared her throat and whistled loudly before a thunderous gate split through the world and out charged a raging bull.

You dodged out of the way before Rider hopped on top of it. It's not her full chariot but it was still serviceable. Staring at her from below, she wore the aura and appearance of a legitimate Queen ready to ride to bat-

"Are you going to stare or are you riding?" Rider snapped at you making you frown.

She'd be a thousand times better if she'd just shut up. You grabbed her hand and sat behind her before she tapped the bull and had it charge through the alley before taking the to the sky. You cried out in alarm before wrapping your hands around Rider's waist in your panic.

"Oh Goddammit! Warn me next time!" You growled as the two of you flew through the air to soar over the city. The alley you were just in shrunk until it blended with the city's background.

Rider held your wrist and giggled, "Hold on tight!"

"I am!" You roared before the boar dived and you screamed. The wind howled past your ears as you held on to Medb while her pink hair flew all around you.

You tried not to get lashed in the eye by her hair before the bull tore through the skies as you held on. You grit your teeth but you weren't in danger of falling while you were riding. Rider wouldn't let you fall but you were still terrified.

Keeping her close kept you stable and secure, clearing your mind of most of the fear as you swallowed hard. Rider's warmth kept the thoughts of falling from your mind until you reacquired the strength to think again before you looked below you.

"We're close. You feel it, don't you?" You asked her as you looked down.

"Yes. Servants below us. Four in total. I can guess that's Ruler, Saber, Archer and Caster then?" Rider murmured as she looked down before staring at the burning crown of the glass hotel.

That must have been Archer's arrow... Such destructive power.

"There's a fight going on below. That's Saber and Emiya!" You pointed out as you saw silver light streak across specks of darkness.

"We're dropping a few blocks from where they are," Rider said as she made another round through the sky and circled farther down the city.

The bull lowered itself only when you were a good two kilometers from where the fighting had been raging before you were dropped. Rider turned in the air to grab you before she landed on the ground with you being carried in her arms.

"Go!" You ordered before Rider sprinted across buildings as the two of you close in on the fighting.

You took out your phone before dialing Emiya's number and speaking, "We're here!"

"You shouldn't- Fine. Can't stop you now huh? Do you know where we are?"

"Rider's going to give me a vantage point to work with," you replied quickly before Rider dropped you on top of a water tower.

You could see everything from here. The explosions and violence seemed to be happening. Ruler's going to be so mad... You could see some shambling corpses littering the street below breaking into shops and cars.

Looking above you could see a bounded field being set up. That's most likely the work of those Apostles. You held up the phone to your ear and spoke

"We're sending down troops to quell the Dead. Can you cut through and take out those leeches?" You asked him as you glanced at Rider cutting her palm open.

Blood dropped from her hand as she let it drop at the foot of the water tower. From the droplets of blood, Celtic Warriors erupted wielding steel and armor before rushing down to the streets. They hit the ground and started shredding the walking dead in their paths, steel digging into rotten flesh while spears pierced many bodies.

The Warrior's got into formation and dragged out the corpses into the streets to be killed. Druids accompanied them and froze several undead in place with their runic spells. You and Rider watched this as you noticed light come from the distance.

"Your help's appreciated! Thanks!"

Emiya sounded grateful as the Warriors began rushing through the streets to clean up. The man on the phone hung up before you sighed and sat on the spot you stood on. Fires had broken on out on several buildings as Undead and Warriors clashed.

The Warriors weren't even real people
They were closer to constructs so they should be unaffected by zombie bites. If... It even worked that way like in the movies. They should be fi-

BOOM

Looking up the sky you saw a dark shadow take form from the ceiling of the bounded field. You frowned and got up as a dark creature had been born from the shadows, screeching and howling as it was given the breath of life and the chance to devour the living.

It was an unholy beast with four wings and no eyes, spreading its appendages in pride before falling on top of a building far away. You saw a silver streak jump up to combat it before the beast shrieked and flew away. That was Saber but... What the hell was that thing?

"That's a Phantasmal Beast, isn't it?" Rider said with a narrowed look, "No... It seems like it's very essence had been twisted and perverted."

"Don't tell me those Vampires have been working with the Outer Gods or something," you groaned as you palmed your forehead.

"Brie... I know you like to complain but please don't do it like that," Rider grumbled as a shiver went through her body.

You both watched Saber smash into the monster and send it crashing into the ground. You're not sure if he even needed your help here. The Warriors cut through the undead beneath you by scores.

"It's just a party now, isn't it?" You sighed as you shook your head.

"While the heroes and villains are doing their thing, we can just enjoy the show, you know?" Medb said as she smiled your way.

"Not exactly how I was planning to spend my Tuesday night," you murmured before you descended down the ladder on the side of the water tower.

You hopped down to the rooftop before Rider landed by your side.

"Have a Druid monitor the situation with their familiars. Give us a bigger view of the battlefield," you said as you crossed your arms while Medb held out her hand.

However before she could even do so you both turned to the side. You both found a blonde youth walk towards the two of you. He was dressed in a short pants and white vest. His bowtie was bright crimson almost similar to his eyes only that they had a rust colored glow.

"Ah to meet again. This has to be Fate, young lady," the Dead Apostle greeted you before bowing, "We have to stop meeting like this."

"Not interested in whatever you're selling, Leech Boy," you growled as you hid behind Rider.

The Dead Apostle smiled and raised his hands, "Truly I bear you no ill will! Also my name is Conrad. Mr. Bel should have mentioned it before."

"Again, don't care," you griped as Rider sighed.

Your Servant took this chance to speak, "We're a little busy here, so why don't you run along while we clean up your mess?"

"And miss out on conversing with two beautiful Moon Princesses? Hardly. As you could see it's become a right mess due to us being attacked by Archer. Our Boss has become irate due to Caster being flushed out prematurely," Conrad said as he looked down at the corpses below, "If you ask me it's Archer's fault that this happened."

"If anything, you're both at fault here. I mean, starting an Undead riot, who does that?!" You cried out loud in outrage.

"What do you want, Leech?" Rider asked with an irritated tone.

"I want your help in dealing with Archer. Do that and tell Saber to direct his blade at Archer too and we'll call off the Undead," Conrad said with a toothy grin, "My Boss isn't ready to come out of her hole yet and this mess has gone too far... The last thing we need is to attract Berserker with this commotion. Though I suspect this particular Rider would be interested in that."

You blinked in surprise before glancing at Rider. She herself was confused, "What?"

"Do this for us and we can exchange information. Caster and the Boss are very interested in you, truly. We'd hate it if we needed to be a little more forceful in the future," Conrad said as he held out his hands.

So... Fight Archer and get the Corpses to fuck off. You'll gain the favor of some Leeches that have vested interest on you.

That or... You can let Emiya handle the rest while you crushed this Leech in front of you now.

[] Do as he says. That'll minimize the civilian casualties and hopefully not add to the Undead Horde. This was gonna suck... Fighting Archer is going to be difficult.
[] "Rider, kill him. Get him out of my sight."
[] Leave. You can just run away from him, you doubted he could outpace Rider in full speed. You're not dealing with his shit.
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