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Silent Second Life (A Naruto Reincarnation Quest) Completed

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[x]Reassure your friends: It seems that your friends are a bit unnerved by the jounin speech. You need to get them ready to go. And you'll go down the same one together. (Line Tail your speech below option. Note That the better the speech, the more likely your friends will join you)
-[x] Walk towards whichever hole is closest to the most konoha teams and try to subtly signal them to follow you in, while having someone rant for you. "Seriously? Lady or the Tiger? In a ninja test? This is what you hit us with? Normally I'd keep my mouth shut for the sake of weeding out the idiots and not looking like a total pompous bitch, but REALLY? Come on guys let's get this over with already. Ugh, if the rest of the test is this easy I'm going to have to refuse the damned promotion because clearly the designers aren't putting any effort into this. I mean Onoki over there is trying to do a good job with substandard material but he clearly didn't design this test because a jounin should fucking know better. Did we wander into the academy test by mistake? Is that what's going on here? Or are we being insulted? Is this some sort of jab at the foreign ninjas being idiots? I mean for crying out load CIVILLIANS figured out this one ages ago!" Waltz down the hole with your group on high alert, but trying not to look like it until they're obscured from the non-konoha ninjas. Continue making rant noises as you go until you're out of sight. Then it's red alert mode as you continue down the tunnel.
 
okay remember that thing that was important I needed to get done... Turned out it was already done and I had to drive across my town to pick up ice cream for nothing.

And now I have something special for anyone who enjoys me doing CK2 quests.

Calling the vote in 3 hours.
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Mar 2, 2019 at 7:25 PM, finished with 47 posts and 16 votes.
  • [x]Reassure your friends: It seems that your friends are a bit unnerved by the jounin speech. You need to get them ready to go. And you'll go down the same one together. (Line Tail your speech below option. Note That the better the speech, the more likely your friends will join you)
    -[x] Walk towards whichever hole is closest to the most konoha teams and try to subtly signal them to follow you in, while having someone rant for you. "Seriously? Lady or the Tiger? In a ninja test? This is what you hit us with? Normally I'd keep my mouth shut for the sake of weeding out the idiots and not looking like a total pompous bitch, but REALLY? Come on guys let's get this over with already. Ugh, if the rest of the test is this easy I'm going to have to refuse the damned promotion because clearly the designers aren't putting any effort into this. I mean Onoki over there is trying to do a good job with substandard material but he clearly didn't design this test because a jounin should fucking know better. Did we wander into the academy test by mistake? Is that what's going on here? Or are we being insulted? Is this some sort of jab at the foreign ninjas being idiots? I mean for crying out load CIVILLIANS figured out this one ages ago!" Waltz down the hole with your group on high alert, but trying not to look like it until they're obscured from the non-konoha ninjas. Continue making rant noises as you go until you're out of sight. Then it's red alert mode as you continue down the tunnel.
    [X]Gather your Team and go down the Left Side: You will go down the tube to the left and pray to the left.
    [X] Try and trick a team of Iwa nin to go into both holes first and see which side screams.
    [x]Reassure your friends: It seems that your friends are a bit unnerved by the jounin speech. You need to get them ready to go. And you'll go down the same one together. (Line Tail your speech below option. Note That the better the speech, the more likely your friends will join you)
    -[x] Walk towards whichever hole is closest to the most konoha teams and try to subtly signal them to follow you in, while having someone rant for you. "Seriously? Lady or the Tiger? In a ninja test? This is what you hit us with? Normally I'd keep my mouth shut for the sake of weeding out the idiots and not looking like a total pompous bitch, but REALLY? Come on guys let's get this over with already. Ugh, if the rest of the test is this easy I'm going to have to refuse the damned promotion because clearly the designers aren't putting any effort into this. I mean Onoki over there is trying to do a good job with substandard material but he clearly didn't design this test because a jounin should fucking know better. Did we wander into the academy test by mistake? Is that what's going on here? Or are we being insulted? Is this some sort of jab at the foreign ninjas being idiots? I mean for crying out loud CIVILLIANS figured out this one ages ago!" Waltz down the hole with your group on high alert, but trying not to look like it until they're obscured from the non-konoha ninjas. Continue making rant noises as you go until you're out of sight. Then it's red alert mode as you continue down the tunnel.
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The Chunin Exams: Through the Pipe like Mario
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    • The Chunin Exams: Through the Pipe like Mario

    You cast your genjutsu over your friends and took a deep breath, acting as a beacon of calm in a sea of Panic.

    Your friends stopped feeling panicked and looked at you, looking to you. You walked over to the Right hole and shook your head in shame.

    "Seriously? Lady or the Tiger? In a ninja test? This is what they hit us with?" At your annoyed voice entering their minds, your friends stood up. It seems Onoki took notice of you and glared at you. "Normally I'd keep my mouth shut for the sake of weeding out the idiots and not looking like a total pompous bitch, but REALLY? Come on guys let's get this over with already!"

    "Um… Ayako?" Sakumo looked at you with a confused glare. "I'd take a step to the left so other people can jump down."

    "Ugh, if the rest of the test is this easy I'm going to have to refuse the damned promotion because clearly, the designers aren't putting any effort into this." At that, there was a cough from Onoki, and then he frowned at being insulted. "I mean Onoki over there is trying to do a good job with substandard material but he clearly didn't design this test because a jounin should fucking know better. Did we wander into the academy test by mistake? Is that what's going on here?"

    There was a laugh from Nanako. "Danzo's test was harder." She whispered to Yoshi who chuckled slightly

    "Are we being insulted? Is this some sort of jab at the foreign ninjas being idiots? I mean, there are kids younger than us here who really shouldn't be here, but they should have the wisdom to know that retreating when a mission is on the line may lead to people getting killed." You stated. "Now let's go everyone, or your all going to be paying Kagami's Ice Cream bill, as recompense for your cowardness."

    An Effective Speech: 1D100 => 95+50 (Great write in)=145

    One by one, the teams of Konoha went down the holes, two going down the left hole, three going down the right. Each time a member went in, they screamed, as if they were dropped down from the sky.

    Noted, so you will have a hawk ready for flying away if you somehow get spilled outside the mountain.

    You jumped into the hole on the right, following Tsunade. It was so dark that you couldn't see a darn thing.

    Than Tsunade screamed, her voice growing quieter and quieter every second.

    Uh oh…

    You then felt your hand slip, and you fell forward, sliding in the pipe.

    And you really hated yourself for allowing Kagami for eating all that ice cream. Your mind froze in a brain freeze as your face became green with nausea.

    It was a shame you couldn't scream to drown out Tsunade's screaming because she had a pair of lungs that could scream for hours at ranges that would make your mom jealous.

    And you slide in the pipe for at least five minutes, making you very very aware of Tsunade's set of lungs.

    However Tsunade's voice went silent, as she made and omff sound, and she screamed. "OWW!"

    It was about the same time you landed on top of Tsunade. "Oww… Ayako!" She shouted.

    Sorry, but you had no idea you were going on to land on her. You thought she was going to move.

    It was not like anything bad was going to happen to you right now… Right?

    Then you felt a needle in your neck and started to lose consciousness. You could make out a clapping figure smiling. "Good… Time for the real exam to begin."
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    When you awoke, your hands were bound and you were:

    []Outside, looking at a tower that was taller than anything you had ever seen before. Your team was sprawled out on the ground nearby, and a mission scroll was between you. Besides you was a ninja team from Iwa.

    []Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.

    AN: Enjoy.
     
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    • [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.
     
    [X]Outside, looking at a tower that was taller than anything you had ever seen before. Your team was sprawled out on the ground nearby, and a mission scroll was between you. Besides you was a ninja team from Iwa.
     
    [x]Outside, looking at a tower that was taller than anything you had ever seen before. Your team was sprawled out on the ground nearby, and a mission scroll was between you. Besides you was a ninja team from Iwa.
    -[x] Set roof on fire.
     
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    [x]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.

    2 vs 1!
     
    [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.
     
    [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.
     
    [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.
     
    [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.

    Probably gonna be a lesson/test on working with an enemy, or making the most out of a bad situation.
     
    [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.

    Because jailbreak.
     
    [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.

    Well, a ninja needs to know how to break out of an enemy's prison to be a good ninja.
     
    [X]Outside, looking at a tower that was taller than anything you had ever seen before. Your team was sprawled out on the ground nearby, and a mission scroll was between you. Besides you was a ninja team from Iwa
     
    [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.
     
    [X]Outside, looking at a tower that was taller than anything you had ever seen before. Your team was sprawled out on the ground nearby, and a mission scroll was between you. Besides you was a ninja team from Iwa.
     
    [X]Looking at a cell door: You were in the cell with one of your friends from Konoha was with you, and another ninja from Iwa as well. The guard was putting food trays on the floor. On it, was a note inside your prison porridge.
     
    [X]Outside, looking at a tower that was taller than anything you had ever seen before. Your team was sprawled out on the ground nearby, and a mission scroll was between you. Besides you was a ninja team from Iwa.

    At least with this option our team is with us.
     
    [X]Outside, looking at a tower that was taller than anything you had ever seen before. Your team was sprawled out on the ground nearby, and a mission scroll was between you. Besides you was a ninja team from Iwa.
     
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