Sorry? You need people to roll or you just wanted to point out how crazy that sequence during the crusade went?
Both.

I need some folks to roll a few dice for me... just because.

Edit: It's not like I have nefarious plans that I want you all to witness in real time while I laugh like a mad man.
 
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Home
Home:

You woke up to seeing Orochimaru curled up in the corner of your room, a large blanket wrapped around his body, his back against the wall, a kunai in his hand.

It had been like this for a few weeks now. Both you and Orochimaru were sleeping in the same room, armed with knives. The room he had been given by your parents was still in use by him, but every night, he gravitated towards you, to have some kind of security like he had during both your time on the road.

Of course, you were not innocent in those habits either. You were across the room, sitting against the wall as well, wrapped up into a blanket, a genjutsu cast over your room so that it looked like you were sleeping in your bed.

The kunai that rested under your pillow was still in your hand.

Both the beast and Aka were concerned that the journey had negatively affected you.

You just told them that you needed time to readjust to being back home, and not on the road, in constant danger from enemy nin, bandits and dangerous animals.

You needed to learn how to feel safe again.

It was harder to do than you thought.
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You felt the invisible eyes watching you as you walked back to the Academy. Even hidden under genjutsu and cloaked in shadow, the feeling and paranoia was there. You remembered the feeling only a few times before, whenever the Hokage was present.

ANBU was watching you.

Maybe it was only one, maybe it was an entire team, but the eyes were on you.

Or maybe it was the paranoia getting to you… who knows.

But the eyes were keeping their distance, so you would allow them to stay, and you would not send the Beast to eat them.
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Class was boring, but you'd rather be in class than back on the road.

The Academy instructor had bumped you and the rest of your friends in an older class, where the lessons were supposed to be harder, and the training more intense.

Every one of your friends agreed, and most of the time you all just started to practice your moms Jutsu and talk about what you were going to do after school.
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Your mother's Jutsu, as it turns out, was very useful. While new radio's were still being imported and getting set up for operational use, teams still needed a way to communicate over short distances and when they were not in sight.

With the jutsu, as long as the chakra connection was not broken by an enemy dispelling the genjutsu, could work up to a mile away.

With the jutsu now in the academy curriculum, the Hokage agreed to pay your mother 100,000 Ryu for creating the jutsu, and that for the rest of her natural life, would be paid 10,000 Ryu for creating a jutsu that would help the village and the ninja within it.

Your mother had accepted the reward, only because she was going to have to stop doing missions soon so she could make sure your baby brother was going to be born in the village, and not in some muddy battlefield or a backwood, unsterile shack hundreds of miles away from home.

And you learned that your mother was pregnant and you were going to be an older sister.

You wanted to be shocked, but Aka and Beast were far more shocked then you were, as you fell asleep right after you heard the news.
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But despite all of that… it was good to be home.

What do you do?:
(Choose 9)

[]Train Taijutsu: There are no true Taijutsu masters in your clan, but your father, being a special Jounin, he has experience in the basic that and he wants to spend as much time as you as he can.(Train in Academy Style Taijutsu)


[]Get some Help: The paranoia that you and Oro feel is not natural... You know it, Oro knows it and your parents know it... They want to send you to a therapist, someone that your parents go to discuss their own... problems.

[]Train Genjutsu: It's good to be home learning from your mom.(Mom will Teach You more Genjutsu)

[]Spend time with your Mother: Your mother's glad you are back.

[]Spend Time with Your Father: Your father has been trying to spoil you for the past few days… it's annoying, but nice.

[]Wander the Village: You want to wander the village. You're old enough to find your way home after all. And you have Anbu watching you.

[]Investigate The Incidents: You are going to get to the bottom of who is attacking your clan and making them kill each other. You think they might have to do with your kidnapping.

[]Spend time With Orochimaru: The Snake boy is having a hard time adjusting to living with a family again.

[]Spend Time with Sakumo: The older silver-haired boy is getting back into the groove of being back home.

[]Spend time with Asahi: Asahi has invited you to one of her clan functions… something about honoring you for some reason.

[]Spend Time with Yoshi: The Green haired boy is a taijutsu freak… He is also one of the few people you didn't really get a chance to talk to.

[]Spend Time with Eien: Eien okay company to be around. Yuri his puppy however...is adorable and you want to cuddle him.

[]Spend Time with Tsunade: Tsunade is back to being her normal rivalry self. But it is not a spiteful rivalry… it's one of betterment and respect.

[]Spend Time with Jiraiya: The white-haired boy is always writing things down in his notebook. Maybe some ideas from your past life can help him.

[]Spend Time with Minako: Sakumo's Teammate is someone you know next to nothing about.

[]Spend Time with Uchiha Ren: Ren wants to spend some time training with you, so that you won't have to go through hell ever again.

[]Name the Beast: It is time to Name the Beast… a sign of trust and respect.

[]Shadow Powers: You are ready to let the beast experience the world, as your shadow, your stand… as your friend. (Must be taken with Name the beast)

It's your birthday! Do you want to have a party!:
[]Yes
[]No (If chosen, do not pick anything else)

If you do have a party, Who do you want to invite:
[]Sakumo
[]Eien
[]Yoshi
[]Tsunade
[]Ren
[]Orochimaru
[]Ashai
[]Minako
[]Jiraya
[]Invite Everyone.

AN: Plan format please... and enjoy.
 
[X] Plan Taijutsu, finally.
-[X]Train Taijutsu: There are no true Taijutsu masters in your clan, but your father, being a special Jounin, he has experience in the basic that and he wants to spend as much time as you as he can.(Train in Academy Style Taijutsu)
-[X]Spend Time with Sakumo: The older silver-haired boy is getting back into the groove of being back home.
-[X]Investigate The Incidents: You are going to get to the bottom of who is attacking your clan and making them kill each other. You think they might have to do with your kidnapping.
-[X]Get some Help: The paranoia that you and Oro feel is not natural... You know it, Oro knows it and your parents know it... They want to send you to a therapist, someone that your parents go to discuss their own... problems.
-[X]Train Genjutsu: It's good to be home learning from your mom.(Mom will Teach You more Genjutsu)
-[X]Spend time with your Mother: Your mother's glad you are back
-[X]Spend Time with Uchiha Ren: Ren wants to spend some time training with you, so that you won't have to go through hell ever again.
-[X]Name the Beast: It is time to Name the Beast… a sign of trust and respect.
-[X]Shadow Powers: You are ready to let the beast experience the world, as your shadow, your stand… as your friend. (Must be taken with Name the beast)
-[X] Yes
-[X] Invite Everyone.
 
[X] Plan R&R
-[X]Train Taijutsu: There are no true Taijutsu masters in your clan, but your father, being a special Jounin, he has experience in the basic that and he wants to spend as much time as you as he can.(Train in Academy Style Taijutsu)
-[X]Spend time with your Mother: Your mother's glad you are back.
-[X]Spend Time with Your Father: Your father has been trying to spoil you for the past few days… it's annoying, but nice.
-[X]Spend time With Orochimaru: The Snake boy is having a hard time adjusting to living with a family again.
-[X]Spend time with Asahi: Asahi has invited you to one of her clan functions… something about honoring you for some reason.
-[X]Spend Time with Yoshi: The Green haired boy is a taijutsu freak… He is also one of the few people you didn't really get a chance to talk to.
-[X]Spend Time with Tsunade: Tsunade is back to being her normal rivalry self. But it is not a spiteful rivalry… it's one of betterment and respect.
-[X]Name the Beast: It is time to Name the Beast… a sign of trust and respect.
-[X]Shadow Powers: You are ready to let the beast experience the world, as your shadow, your stand… as your friend. (Must be taken with Name the beast)
--[X]Yes
---[X]Invite Everyone.
 
Operation Simmering Stew
The Rolls for if the rest of the world stops looking for you.

thank you @Dark as Silver for rolling the dice and allowing me to laugh like a mad man while you rolled the dice.

1d100 = 94 #Konoha

Konoha has subjected the entire continent to a disinformation campaign, Operation Simmering Stew, where they hide the fact that the kids have now been rescued, to force events like that in Rain to occur again.

They did it with massive success.

1d100 = 36 #Taki
Taki Continues the hunt.

1d100 = 28 #Suna

Suna Continues the Hunt

1d100 = 25 #Iwa

Iwa continues the hunt.

1d100 = 59 #Kumo

Kumo pulls back two teams but continues the search.

1d100 = 4 #Mist

Mist has sent all seven swordsmen, including the ones still in training on the hunt.

1d100 = 83 #Grass

Grass pulls back all teams except one three-man team.

1d100 = 38 #Rivers

Rivers continues the hunt.

1d100 = 12 #Whirlpool

To preserve operational security, Whirlpool was lied to. Aka the Red Wave and her team continue the hunt for the Konoha Academy Children.

1d100 = 47 #In b4 Zetsu gets stomped again

Zetsu pierced himself together and is continuing the hunt for the Children.

1d100 = 91 #Madara smells

Madara has decided to ignore all the news, as he made a breakthrough in his research.

1D100 => 95 The Godfather

"So… They got home without my help. Might as well pay the kid a visit now… Maybe get her a gift while I'm at it." He looked at the nin he tied up from earlier. "Alright, you shits... wheres the gold?" He then opened the box.

"Oh... this will do nicely."

AN: Enjoy the beautiful wave of disinformation that Konoha has created.

You might even get another battle royale.
 
Poor Aka the Red Wave.
To be fair, She has bad luck...I mean can we all take a moment to realize she hasn't died horribly yet. Dispite the universes best attept to kill her.

It says alot that the Universe thew a Bijuu bomb at her like I think a month ago and she's still going through the motions.

She must really be a patriot to keep going after that.
 
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[x] Plan Codependent
-[x]Get some Help: The paranoia that you and Oro feel is not natural... You know it, Oro knows it and your parents know it... They want to send you to a therapist, someone that your parents go to discuss their own... problems.
-[x]Spend time with your Mother: Your mother's glad you are back.
-[x]Spend Time with Sakumo: The older silver-haired boy is getting back into the groove of being back home.
--[x] Ask for his help in organizing a study/training group for our friends so we can start to feel safe again.
-[x]Train Genjutsu: It's good to be home learning from your mom.(Mom will Teach You more Genjutsu)
--[x] Ask her to include some of the others who want to come or perhaps offer tutoring to the group?
-[x]Spend time with Asahi: Asahi has invited you to one of her clan functions… something about honoring you for some reason.
--[x] This is wrong. We only survived because we had each other and we should remember that. We couldn't protect her colony without everyone keeping watch. Make a separate Crusader event celebrating simply coming out of that ordeal alive.
--[x] If refusing to come would offend her clan, accept gracefully but don't hide our above opinion.
-[x]Spend time With Orochimaru: The Snake boy is having a hard time adjusting to living with a family again.
-[x]Spend Time with Jiraiya: The white-haired boy is always writing things down in his notebook. Maybe some ideas from your past life can help him.
--[x] Alternatively, our recent experiences should make good writing material and doing so could be therapeutic, even if we'll have to cut out and alter certain things for safety's sake. Some of the others could contribute.
-[x]Name the Beast: It is time to Name the Beast… a sign of trust and respect.
--[x]After that mess it feels wrong not to.
-[X]Shadow Powers: You are ready to let the beast experience the world, as your shadow, your stand… as your friend. (Must be taken with Name the beast)

-[X]Yes
--[X]Invite Everyone.
 
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[x] Plan Codependent
-[x]Get some Help: The paranoia that you and Oro feel is not natural... You know it, Oro knows it and your parents know it... They want to send you to a therapist, someone that your parents go to discuss their own... problems.
-[x]Spend time with your Mother: Your mother's glad you are back.
-[x]Spend Time with Sakumo: The older silver-haired boy is getting back into the groove of being back home.
--[x] Ask for his help in organizing a study/training group for our friends so we can start to feel safe again.
-[x]Train Genjutsu: It's good to be home learning from your mom.(Mom will Teach You more Genjutsu)
--[x] Ask her to include some of the others who want to come or perhaps offer tutoring to the group?
-[x]Spend time with Asahi: Asahi has invited you to one of her clan functions… something about honoring you for some reason.
--[x] This is wrong. We only survived because we had each other and we should remember that. We couldn't protect her colony without everyone keeping watch. Make a separate Crusader event celebrating simply coming out of that ordeal alive.
--[x] If refusing to come would offend her clan, accept gracefully but don't hide our above opinion.
-[x]Spend time With Orochimaru: The Snake boy is having a hard time adjusting to living with a family again.
-[x]Spend Time with Jiraiya: The white-haired boy is always writing things down in his notebook. Maybe some ideas from your past life can help him.
--[x] Alternatively, our recent experiences should make good writing material and doing so could be therapeutic, even if we'll have to cut out and alter certain things for safety's sake. Some of the others could contribute.
-[x]Name the Beast: It is time to Name the Beast… a sign of trust and respect.
--[x]After that mess it feels wrong not to.
-[X]Shadow Powers: You are ready to let the beast experience the world, as your shadow, your stand… as your friend. (Must be taken with Name the beast)
looks at the write-ins on the vote....

I'll allow it.
 
Zetsu is going to be going into convulsions when he realizes that the inane sidequest that Madara wanted, a distraction from 'Plan Mom', something he has been blown to lawn clippings over, has been completely forgotten by Old Man HendersonMadara.


How many classmates did we end up losing here again?
 
[X] Plan Slaggedfire
-[X]Train Taijutsu: There are no true Taijutsu masters in your clan, but your father, being a special Jounin, he has experience in the basic that and he wants to spend as much time as you as he can.(Train in Academy Style Taijutsu)
-[X]Get some Help: The paranoia that you and Oro feel is not natural... You know it, Oro knows it and your parents know it... They want to send you to a therapist, someone that your parents go to discuss their own... problems.
-[X]Train Genjutsu: It's good to be home learning from your mom.(Mom will Teach You more Genjutsu)
-[X]Spend Time with Yoshi: The Green haired boy is a taijutsu freak… He is also one of the few people you didn't really get a chance to talk to.
-[X]Name the Beast: It is time to Name the Beast… a sign of trust and respect.
-[X]Shadow Powers: You are ready to let the beast experience the world, as your shadow, your stand… as your friend. (Must be taken with Name the beast)
-[X]Spend time with your Mother: Your mother's glad you are back.
-[X]Spend Time with Your Father: Your father has been trying to spoil you for the past few days… it's annoying, but nice.
-[X]Spend Time with Jiraiya: The white-haired boy is always writing things down in his notebook. Maybe some ideas from your past life can help him.
-[X] Yes
-[X] Invite Everyone.
 
Huh. Its hard to gauge whether or not this counted as a 'win' for Konoha. Its an inconvenient number of dead kids but not really too far out of bounds versus how many genin you lose within a few years of graduation. Konoha still seems weak but everyone else seems even weaker and will be both suffering attrition and will be losing money, since shinobi are the primary income sources and can't do missions when they are fighting.

And this has to be a really strong uniting factor for clans that normally are standoffish or hate each other. And it made Danzo look as useful as tits on a boar.

Madara might have done us a solid? I don't know. There are a lot of unstated variables.
 
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