Penguin is a better employer than Slade(almost everyone is)

And a much better father.


Also general question for everyone. Do you guys/gals want translator's notes for Mick. Adrian and others won't be able to understand him, but he has plots. Cat plots.
 
As a cat owner I can attest to knowing what my cat wants in a general sense.

But yes, Cat translation would be interesting. Especially if we SCIENCE our cat into a cat human hybrid or a cat translator.
 
frankly, I am still speculating on what could have happened if we chose the other options. The powersuit could have given us a Gundam, but what about the umbrella? A Multitool? Sonic screwdriver? Lightsaber?
I Think a handheld scanner that functions like a C.S.I Lab
And a much better father.
Considering we havent died to HIVE or cut our own Eye out or run away and became a super hero named Jericho after one of his enemies cut our throat were ahead
 
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[X] Yes

[X] Hang out with someone
-[X] Melissa
-[X] Dad

[X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing
-[X] Melissa

[X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick


Mick for Catwoman's dashing rival!
 
Would anyone like to guess why Two Face has obtained the ability to flash step. It's a very comic booky reason in my opinion.
His unhinged mind and exposure to all the necessary moving his career requires have enhanced his ability to perceive and dodge movements to nigh superhuman levels
edit Plus his p[erception allows to One see where the barrel is aimed and Two watch for the tightening of the trigger finger to appear to have Superhuman dodging when all it is, is a good Eye and well honed Combat Spatial awareness
 
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His unhinged mind and exposure to all the necessary moving his career requires have enhanced his ability to perceive and dodge movements to nigh superhuman levels
edit Plus his p[erception allows to One see where the barrel is aimed and Two watch for the tightening of the trigger finger to appear to have Superhuman dodging when all it is, is a good Eye and well honed Combat Spatial awareness

Nope!

Anyway, vote closed!
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  • [X] Yes
    [X] Hang out with someone
    -[X] Melissa
    -[X] Dad
    [X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing
    -[X] Melissa
    [X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick
    [X] Yes
    [x] Hang out someone
    -[X] Dad
    [x]Experiment
    -[x] Super Shoes (capable of absorbing the noise and impact of your super strong footsteps or any great leaps you might make.)
    [X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing
    -[x] Get Dad's help deciding what to make and for who. It was scary how Two-Face attacked that man and hopefully Dad's business associates can be kept safe.
    [X] A girl with white hair that is sitting next to the window, does she have earbuds on?
    [X] No
    [x] Hang out someone
    -[X] Melissa
    [x]Experiment
    -[X] Bullet Proof Serum + Metal?
    -[X] Try to make a laser?
    [X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick
    [X] Yes
    [x] Hang out someone
    -[X] Dad
    [x]Experiment
    -[x] Super Shoes (capable of absorbing the noise and impact of your super strong footsteps or any great leaps you might make.)
    [X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing
    -[x] Get Dad's help deciding what to make and for who. It was scary how Two-Face attacked that man and hopefully Dad's business associates can be kept safe.
    [X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick
    [X] Yes
    [x] Hang out someone
    -[X] Dad
    -[X] Melissa
    [x]Experiment
    -[X] Weaponized Umbrella for Dad
    [X] Yes
    [X] Hang out with someone​
    -[X] Melissa
    -[X] Dad
    [X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing​
    [X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick​
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  • [X] Yes
    [X] Hang out with someone
    -[X] Melissa
    -[X] Dad
    [X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing
    -[X] Melissa
    [X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick
    [X] Yes
    [x] Hang out someone
    -[X] Dad
    [x]Experiment
    -[x] Super Shoes (capable of absorbing the noise and impact of your super strong footsteps or any great leaps you might make.)
    [X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing
    -[x] Get Dad's help deciding what to make and for who. It was scary how Two-Face attacked that man and hopefully Dad's business associates can be kept safe.
    [X] No
    [x] Hang out someone
    -[X] Melissa
    [x]Experiment
    -[X] Bullet Proof Serum + Metal?
    -[X] Try to make a laser?
    [X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick
    [X] Yes
    [x] Hang out someone
    -[X] Dad
    [x]Experiment
    -[x] Super Shoes (capable of absorbing the noise and impact of your super strong footsteps or any great leaps you might make.)
    [X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing
    -[x] Get Dad's help deciding what to make and for who. It was scary how Two-Face attacked that man and hopefully Dad's business associates can be kept safe.
    [X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick
    [X] Yes
    [x] Hang out someone
    -[X] Dad
    -[X] Melissa
    [x]Experiment
    -[X] Weaponized Umbrella for Dad
    [X] Yes
    [X] Hang out with someone​
    -[X] Melissa
    -[X] Dad
    [X] Make more Bullet Proof clothing​
    [X] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick​
 
Would anyone like to guess why Two Face has obtained the ability to flash step. It's a very comic booky reason in my opinion.

1). The chemicals he was splashed with seeped into his brain, accelerating the neural activity on the left side of his head. This not only resulted in his iconic split personality, but gave him superhuman reflexes... or at least 50% superhuman reflexes which is still pretty good.

2). His split personality just makes him twice as fast.

3). Quantum shenanigans. Something about being able to momentarily exist in two states and then choose the more favorable outcome. Usually the one that's not getting shot. Kind of like Vanelope's glitch power in Wreck-it-Ralph... somehow?
 
Comic Bullshit to make him seem like more of a threat despite for all intents and purposes being a regular if insane man?

Close enough, the answer is the chemicals that burnt the hell out of Two Face's face were close enough in composition to the ones that hit Barry Allen for the Speed Force to say "I guess this is right?" and give Two Face super speed for a few seconds.

Also... Let it be know that here was another crit. Whoever is messing with my dice please stop.
 
2-1 No school for a week!
Issue #2-1: The Week without school begins!

[O] Yes
[O] Hang out with someone
-[O] Melissa
-[O] Dad
[O] Make more Bullet Proof clothing
-[O] Melissa
[O] [Free Action] Hang out with Mick


"Mrr."
Translator's Note: "Mrr." means "Well what's the plan for today Mistress?"

"I know, It's terrible Mick. School's canceled and I have no idea what to do."

Mick rubbed his head against you hand as you lazily kicked your feet off the side of your bed. It was Tuesday, you were supposed to have school, and do unchallenging work to unwind and socialize! Not be home all day and actually have to plan stuff out, that was for after school and the weekends. It doesn't help your stress level that you had a bad dream about the shooting…

"Mew."
Translator's Note: "Mew" means "I assume you shall rule over this household as usual."

"Right Mick, and then that Black Adam guy took over a country after 'sleeping' for a thousand something years. How can you sleep for that long? I mean, either it's magic and I'll never know or it was a stasis field. Do you think I could make a stasis field?"

"Mrow."
Translator's Note: "Mrow" means "I have no idea what a stasis field is, or what stasis is. I mean you can probably do it! Maybe you could make me stronger again? I feel that me getting stronger is best for everyone."

"You're right Mick, if I want to tinker with stuff I have to do it in the basement and tell Daddy."

So you got out of your bed, and ran over to the living room with Mick hot on your heels.

"Mrrrr…"
Translator's Note: "Mrrrr…" means "I can only see this going good for me, so you have my blessing Mistress!"

Your Daddy was drinking whisky and smoking a cigar on the couch, the news was going on and on about how Harvey Dent became brutal vigilante after Roman Sionis splashed his face with unknown chemicals, causing horrible burns and scaring. Roman was apparently now in a coma from whatever chemicals fused that mask to his face.

"Daddy?"

Dad just raised his eyebrow at you, you still had no idea how to raise more than one eyebrow and he wouldn't tell you. The two of you just waited silently in silence for a few seconds before he spoke.

"You okay baby? You have any bad dreams about the shooting? Come here."

He beckoned you over to him, and you sat in his lap. You were almost as tall as he was, no one can really tell because your dad wear clothing that tricks people into thinking that he's taller, but when you sit on his lap it's really obvious that you both are short.

"Yeah, kinda sorta…"

"Kinda sorta?"

"Yeah, and I was wondering if I could invite a friend over and maybe tinker a bit?"

"Sure sweetie, but in the basement."


*****

How do Stasis? Experiment
Intelligence + Tech check DC 150, 175, 225, ???
1st Roll 1D100= 93+70(Tech)+40(Int)= 193
2nd Roll 1D100= 98+93= 191
3rd Roll 1D100= 2+91= 93
Total Roll: 293
Passed…

New Inventions by Adrian Cobblepot!

Stasis Patch-
Costs $5000 for one
Small disks that you can stick to things, and when you activate them they envelope the thing in a weak stasis field making the item stasis locked. +30 attack to weapons, +60 defense to armor/weapons but needs 6 for full coverage, Does not work on living things, needs a better power source

You made one.




*****

An hour passed as you worked in the basement, with your daddy occasionally peeking in at you to make sure you haven't hurt yourself or caused an explosion. You aren't sure why he's so worried, sure you may have accidentally swallowed chemicals last time, but that gave you superpowers!

You have set up a batch of 'Bullet Proof' Chemical Serum for Melissa to soak her clothes in when she arrives, because apparently she wants to show you her costume she made.

She even suggested your super name be M.O.D.O.D., she says it stands for Mental Organism Designed Only for Destruction and that you'd have to dress up as a robot if that was your name.

At least you finished your experiment with generating a stasis field! Turns out you could do it, it was just really really hard! It would probably be easier if you had an actually lab, but even though Daddy is a legitimate business man you're still going through his money way to fast for his liking, probably. He spoils you, as he should you are a princess after all, but that's beside the point. If you had more money you could get a lab, which would be perfect.

"Sweet pea? Nothing explode down here?"

"Nothing Daddy, but I have a question."

You heard the door fully swing open, and saw your father descend down the flight of basement stairs. He looked over your workstation, and the black metal disk that could sit in the palm of your hand.

"What's this sweetie?"

"Oh, it's a stasis field generator."

"A what?"

"Meow"
Translator's Note: "Meow" means "That's what I keep asking."

"A stasis field generator, it well… It stasis locks things. Like quantum locking, but not really. It…"

Before you could get any further in your explanation your father put his hand on your shoulder and stared into your eyes.

"Deep breath, first layman's terms, second how much did it cost you, third you need a stream of income for your tinkering if this latest one costs too much."

"Um… It produces a small field on whatever it is placed on, and freezes the object but not like cold freezes and more like paused. The item can't be damaged unless it's hit really really hard, or hit real hard repeatedly. It doesn't work on living things, I tried on Mick and nothing happened."

Mick rubbed himself against your legs, and dad's legs.

"Mmmyrrrr…"
Translator's Note: "Mmmyrrrr…" means "I am not any stronger, please Mistress I need to hunt the biggest birds and bring them to your bed."

"That sounds useful, but how much did it cost Adrian?"

"Um… Well I used most of the parts, and junk we had in here in someway so… Let me just do some mental math… $5000."

Your dad looked like he wanted to say something, but he just patted your shoulder.

"You know that was the rest of your tinkering budget for the year, right?"

"Yeah, it just kind of got away from me."

You can't really look dad in the eye right now.

"It's okay sweetie, I have some ideas to help make you into the best business woman there is."

"Like what?"

"Well idea number one, sell your blueprints , notes, or whatever to a company, like Wayne Enterprises, LexCorp, or Star Labs. The downside to that is they know who made the gizmo, well except for Star Labs. They'll buy something for less if you want to stay anonymous."

"Why?"

"Because it's run by scientists, not business men like Wayne, Luthor, or me. Now the second solution to your problem would getting a job, but you're 14 so you can't really get good pay doing anything legal."

You pouted at your father, was he inviting you to his business. He just let out a small controlled chuckle.

"Hey, don't look your old man like that you asked for the options. Third option is the hardest one. Acquire funds, and open your own business. You'd either need a loan, or to get the money somehow. Wink, wink."

"Daaaad."

"Just messing with you sweetie, now if you are going to be doing any business you need your old man to teach it to you so let's head up stairs, and do that."

"Do what?"

"Teach you business."


*****

Father Daughter Business Teaching Time!
1st Roll 1D100= 41+120(Dad is good at Business)= 161
161-50= 111
Business Stage 0 Acquired. You know some stuff about businesses and money.
111-100=11
Business Stage 1 Acquired. You can run a small business! +10 to Business!
11/250 to Stage 2


*****

"Yo! Add! Nice place, but why are we in the basement?"

"What's in the suitcase Melissa?"

"Clothing, costume, and spandex! So why the basement?"

"Because I'm going to make your clothes super durable."

"What?"

"Mew."
Translator's Note: "Mew." means "Dump the clothing into the magic juice liquid."

"Your cat is cute."

"Meow"
Translator's Note: "Meow" means "Praise me."

Mick started to rub his head against Melissa's legs.

"Cute, so what was this about my clothes?"

"Gently put all of your clothing into the tupperware container filled with super science liquid…"

"Oh! Why didn't you say so? Before I do that though let me show you the costume."

Melissa opened her suitcase, and dumped all of her clothing onto the floor.

"My tidiness…"

"What was that?"

"You're cleaning this up Melissa."

She was now sitting on the floor, and sorting through her clothing. Well, more like pushing all the related bits of clothes into different piles. Finally she laid out black full body spandex, her costume on top of it, and a drawing of her face with a lot of makeup on.



Just imagine black spandex over the exposed skin.


"So what do you think?"

"Looks kind of silly to be honest."

She gives you two thumbs up.

"Perfect! They'll underestimate me, and then boom! Sound boxing glove!"

"Sound boxing glove?"

"Yep! So what's your costume Add? Got a name yet? Oh! What about Smasher! Or Destroyah!"

Costume Time!
[] Costume pic/Description! It's your first costume, nothing super fancy!

Super Name! Bird names are encouraged!

[] Vulture

[] King Fisher

[] Rodan

[] Write In


Don't forget the Team/Organization name!

[] Write In


The two of you talked for hours in the basement as her clothing soaked and dried. You think the two of you became better friends. She even gave you some tips about talking to people better.


*****

Melissa Gold/Screaming Mimi +1 Friendship point!

Charisma Tips from Melissa! DC 40

1st Roll 1D100= 17+40=57
Charisma up to 5! You're as charming as someone you meet on the street and don't instantly ignore!


*****


Gotham at night was a lot like Gotham during the day, except you can't see all the trash in the gutter. You can still smell it though.

"So what now?"

"What? This was your idea Mimi, I thought you had a plan."

"But you're the one with the brains."

??? Stealth Roll! DC 50, 130
1st Roll 1D100= 95+50= 145
2nd Roll 1D100= 78+45= 123
3rd Roll 1D100= 14+23= 37

??? gains trait Nin Nin- +15 stealth

"Might I suggest roof hopping, and not walking around on the sidewalk."

The two of you slowly turn around, and see Batman! Wait… No! That's a ninja! Why is there a ninja in Gotham?!

"Or might I suggest stealing a car? Should I drive us Ma'am? I apologies for not getting your codename earlier tonight."

Wait, you know that voice. Though before you can say anything Mimi lets out a squawk of surprise.

"Butler man?!"

"Please, call me The Jackal. Shall I get us a car?"


How do you travel?

[] On foot

[] Steal a car!

[] Roof hop!


Where are we going?

[] Rob a bank!

[] Look for thugs to beat up!

[] Just look for fight to get your name out there!

[] Loot shipping warehouse!




Took a while, but here it is! Important choices! Very Important ones!
I'm starting another semester of college tomorrow so updates will slow down a bit. As always please correct any mistakes I made.
 
We are roof-hopping right? That's honestly more fun than Grand Theft Auto (crime or video game, take your pick).
 
[] Part one the suit
For gender confusion soaked in the bulletproof juice to help Obfusticate(Confuse) Efforts to find us Complete with cane which is badass
and made of metal

and on the face

[X] Association of Enhanced Gothamites and Incumbent Supers/A.E.G.I.S

[] Rodan/[X] Falcon

Because falcons in the wild punch shit while going at
mach one

[X] Roof hop!

Less noticeable than A car faster than
foot

[X] Look for thugs to beat up!

Super Strength plus idiots whove been paid with no investigation or police report
 
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[] Rook
The rook is a relative of the crow known for its ability to use tools. It is also smart enough to break in and out of houses and steal shiny things and has been known to gift them to people they like.


[] A simple black leotard with silver highlights around the eyes, chest, and back made to look vaguely like plumage.
 
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[] Rook
The rook is a relative of the crow known for its ability to use tools. It is also smart enough to break in and out of houses and steal shiny things and has been known to gift them to people they like.
What do you think of robbing thugs it solves funding and they arent exactly going to file a police reports
 
What do you think of robbing thugs it solves funding and they arent exactly going to file a police reports
I have no problem with that. Also rooks have been known to snatch food and shiny things like seagulls so it would fit. Ever see a seagull snatch a fry some idiot is waving? Rooks do the same thing.

Anyway, my plan is this.

[X] Plan Rook and Roll

[X] Rook
[X] A simple black leotard with silver highlights around the eyes, chest, and back made to look vaguely like plumage.
[X] Association of Enhanced Gothamites and Incumbent Supers/A.E.G.I.S
[X] Roof hop!
[X] Look for thugs to beat up!
-[X] But make sure you dont hit any of daddy's men. You done want to get him in trouble after all.
 
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Put up a suit idea what do you think Ill need to find a crow head cane to beat people we don't want dead with I actually like the name rook
Seems a bit to complex and we are liable to break the mask, lose the cane, and ruin the suit while fighting and climbing.

EDIT: And we dont have enough money to bullet proof the suit.
 
Seems a bit to complex and we are liable to break the mask, lose the cane, and ruin the suit while fighting and climbing.

EDIT: And we dont have enough money to bullet proof the suit.
True I guess Im going with your name and costume
[X] Plan Rook and Roll

Since the majority is just like mine and I think yours would work better Lock

edit Your welcome for me coming up with the acronym
 
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Thanks. I had to do a bit of research to find a fitting bird name that wasn't super weird and actually fit.
Yeah I think it makes sense, and the plan as a whole doesnt limit us to either side of the line were doing a good thing (Beating up thugs) for a selfish reason (Funding Practice and because if their thugs they arent going to the cops its the same principle as stolen crack, you wouldnt be able to tell how it happened without ending in a cell.
 
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