Chapter 1: "I don't want to get shot at all!"
This was a nightmare. This was definitely a nightmare, no way could it be real. Getting dragged to the mall by Victoria? Normal. Her day out getting interrupted by armed criminals and violent capes making a scene? Depressingly normal. Kneeling over her sister, hot, sticky blood soaking her hands as she tried to keep pressure on the ragged hole torn into Victoria's chest after her sister, her stupid, annoying, beautiful,
supposedly invincible sister impossibly got shot while protecting her, struggling to remember what to do, desperate to keep the blood
inside, tears streaming down her face while Victoria made dumb jokes she couldn't actually hear because Victoria didn't want her, weak, useless her, to be upset? A nightmare. It had to be. Amy wanted to wake up.
But she didn't. She kept on pressing on the wound and blood kept leaking out. Victoria's voice kept getting weaker and her breaths more ragged. In the distance, people kept screaming and gunshots kept going off. Amy couldn't wake up, she couldn't stop this, this was real and-
Bang!
[Fate/GUDAGUDA Order - A gag manga drawn in a chibi art style starring Oda Nobunaga, Okita Soji and other Servants from Fate/Grand Order. Grants Amy a Meta ability where she and any Companions summoned also come with small, chibi-shaped copies that have their canon abilities (summoned abilities will not be added to them) and exaggerated but simplified versions of their personalities. Their vocabulary is limited.]
Amy flinched as she felt more than heard another gunshot, like the one that got her into this mess. But when she looked up, there were no gang members with firearms in the clothing store Vicky had flown them into before she collapsed. She felt no pain and Victoria wasn't repeating the scream she'd let out when she was shot the first time, so for now, at least, they were safe.
"Uh, Amy?" Victoria's terrifyingly frail voice got her attention. "What is
that?"
That turned out to be a small figure, maybe two feet in height, which looked like a living stuffed doll, with a big head, short, stubby arms and legs and huge white eyes that looked eternally surprised. It also looked like
Amy, with the same pale skin tone, the same bushy brown hair, the same mass of freckles splashed across her face and the same annoyed scowl. The only difference was that the mini-Amy was wearing an adorable little white robe with red crosses that looked like they were made for a healer out of one of Victoria's weird video games from Japan with all the stats. That, somehow, was the most baffling part to Amy, because who in their right mind would ever trust her to be in charge of the well-being of others. She certainly wasn't doing a very good job of it now.
Amy was so stunned, she'd stopped putting pressure on Victoria's wound and she only noticed that when the mini-Amy scuttled over, grabbed her hands and pushed them back down Victoria's bullet hole. "Panpan panpan panpan!" The little-her shouted, apparently chastising her for her mistake, or maybe just insulting her. It was a little hard to tell from the angry but squeaky tone of voice but the way she was waving her arm at Amy like she was wagging a finger at her made Amy think it was the first.
Amy continued to be surprised when the smol-Amy placed her own arms on Victoria's shoulder and a moment later, the blood started to flow
backwards, back into Victoria's body. Slowly Victoria's breathing evened out and her color returned to normal. Both Amy and Victoria stared wide-eyed at the miracle being performed.
Amy spoke up first. "Is… Is she-?"
"Healing me?" Victoria finished, then nodded slowly. "Sure feels like it."
"Panpan!" The little Amy grunted, sounding annoyed and like she was trying to focus. Both sisters feel quiet after that, not wanting to interrupt.
Unfortunately, others weren't quite so polite. "What the fuck is that thing?!"
Amy spun around to face the rough, angry voice to find that one of the gang members had found them. Tall, with a biker helmet over his face and an assault rifle in his hands, he was wearing a jacket made of a garish mish-mash of bright, random colors, the identifying 'uniform' of the Chorus Gang, the ones who had taken over the mall.
"Hands over your head! Now!" The gang member shouted at them and Amy complied immediately, too scared to consider otherwise. But Victoria was still too hurt to sit up, let alone lift her arms and the mini-Amy just straight up ignored him, continuing to heal Victoria while muttering under her breath, annoyed.
"I said hands up! The little freak too!" The gang member repeated, lifting his gun for emphasis. Again, the micro-Amy didn't pay him any attention and the bottom fell out of Amy's stomach. They were going to die. Vicky was still too weak to fight, the mini-her didn't seem to care how much she was pissing off the violent, armed criminal and Amy herself couldn't do anything. They were going to get shot-
Bang!
[Twilight - A wide, piercing laser attack. Amy can now fire Twilight on a twenty second cooldown, costing her some stamina]
Again, Amy felt rather than heard a gunshot to go off but this time there was a sudden rush of adrenaline, an electric tingle going down her arm and then there was a blinding light. Amy, Victoria and gunman all screamed in surprise as a laser beam fired from Amy's outstretched hand, as wide as a beach ball and looking like white fire wrapped around a core of dark purple energy. It went screaming past the gangster's body, barely missing him as it melted through clothing racks and the glass windows at the front of the store, lasting several seconds before dissipating.
"Panpan panpan." The mini-Amy muttered angrily, rubbing her eyes with one arm as she continued her healing.
The Chorus member seemed to be staring in shock afterwards and thankfully, Amy was adrenalized just enough to take advantage of the situation. "G-get on the ground!"
"What?" The gang member jumped a little, startled out of his state of shock.
"Get on the ground! Throw away your gun!" Amy shouted, slightly hysterically as she got to her feet on shaky legs and pointed her palm towards him. "Do you want that to be you? Do you want a hole instead of a torso? Get on the ground!"
Luckily, the gang member complied, getting on his knees, putting his gun down, then continuing to lay face first on the ground, hands behind his head. Amy rushed forward to kick the assault rifle away from him and swore when her toe made contact, she hadn't expected the gun to be so heavy or so hard.
However, as the gun rattled across the store floor, another voice rang out from outside the store. "Hey, Jay! You dead? The fuck was that light show?"
Amy's eyes flicked down to the surrendering gangster, who thankfully kept silent, but when she looked up again, she saw another assault rifle pointed in her direction as another person in a randomly colored outfit stepped into the store, this one sans biker helmet but with a huge, tie-dye headband instead. Without thinking, Amy swung her hand towards the new enemy and tried to pull on that electric, tingly feeling again.
Nothing happened.
Time seemed to slow down as the lazer failed to fire and Amy watched, helpless as the new Chorus member's eye went wide in surprise and his rifle began to lift. Again, she was in the same position again, she was about to get shot again-
Bang!
[Rotten Flesh - A rare, enemy only attack with a wide range. Amy can now summon a mass of rotten flesh and immediately throw it in an arc in front of her, dealing damage.]
Amy's arm jerked, swinging it in an arc and something red and brown and green and
disgusting flew out. The mass of red slammed into both Chorus members hard, sending Headband flying backwards into the front wall of the store and Biker Helmet skidding across the floor like his gun had a moment before. Neither of them moved afterwards, simply laying in a splattered pile of what Amy realized was rotten, semi-liquid meat.
Amy clasped her hands over her mouth as she gagged and spun away, almost falling to the ground as the smell hit her. She found Victoria looking green as well, even though almost all of her blood was gone from her clothes, hopefully back inside her where it belonged. "A-Amy? You okay?"
And that was just like her sister, wasn't it. Always looking out for her, even at a time like this. Amy wanted nothing more than to fall down and hug Victoria until everything was fine. So she did, ignoring the angry noises from little her as cuddling up to Victoria disturbed the mini-Amy's work. "Vicky… I… I…"
"Amy." Victoria's voice was soft and comforting as she wrapped one arm around Amy. "You have powers." She sounded stunned.
Amy nodded into Victoria's shoulders, barely holding back tears. "Really weird, random powers, yeah."
"Still, you have powers!" And now Victoria was grinning at her. It looked a little shaky but considering she'd just been shot, Amy thought that was pretty normal. "This… This is awesome, right? You have powers and you're okay and- Oh, this makes this so much easier."
"Makes what easier?" Amy asked, not sure she was going to like the answer.
"Clearing the rest of these guys out, obviously!" Vicky was still smiling as she sat up, pulling away from the mini-Amy, who let loose a few more offended 'Panpan's. Amy was offended too. She was perfectly fine with laying there forever as long as Victoria kept holding her close.
Sitting up as well, Amy thought Victoria was still lookin a little pale but at least she was up. Victoria opened her mouth, paused for a moment and started again. "I mean, we can't just let them terrorize the rest of the mall!"
Amy blinked at Victoria a few times before grabbing her by the shoulders and shaking her. "Victoria Sarah Dallon, what the utter fuck! You were just
shot! Furthermore, I am not bulletproof!
You are not bulletproof and now people know that! If we rush out there, we are just going to get shot again, especially since I have no idea how my power fucking works!"
Little-Amy was also joining in on berating Victoria's recklessness, although she just shouted "Panpan!" again and again while jumping up to smack the back of Victoria's head since her stubby arms couldn't properly reach even when Victoria was just sitting straight up.
"But we have her around!" Victoria argued. "Tiny you! She can just heal us if- She can heal us."
"
I don't want to get shot at all!" Amy yelled at the top of her lungs. "Also, her healing takes time, time
in which we could get shot! Like what almost just happened! Also also, she can't heal
dead, Vicky, which is what happens if we get shot somewhere important, like in the face!"
Amy then paused her rant and looked over and mini-her. "You can't heal people back to life, right? Dead is dead?"
"Panpan." The strange little copy in the healer robes nodded.
"Exactly! See, she can't fix it if you die, Vicky!"
Victoria raised her hands in surrender, her smile turning sheepish. "Okay, okay, we'll try not to get shot. But we have to do something, we can't just stay here. Uh, how about we just figure out your powers first. Can you shoot that giant laser again? I like that one a lot more than, uh, the other thing you did."
Amy grimaced, then gagged as being reminded of what she did also reminded her that the smell was still there. Looking a little green, she shook her head. "Uh, no. I tried to use it on the second guy when he came in, but it failed and then I was throwing rotten meat for some reason."
"Hm…" Victoria frowned and got up, pulling up Amy along with her. "Well, could you try it one more time anyway? Just make sure? You've clearly got some sort of Trump power, maybe like a less powerful Eidolon or-"
"Eidolon?!" Amy shouted, surprised at being compared to someone widely considered the most powerful cape on the planet.
Victoria blushed and shrugged. "I mean, he's the first one that came to mind. There are a few others but- Anyway, just try it."
Amy shook her head, turning away to hide her blush. No way was Victoria right. Her power had failed and she wasn't anything like Eidolon. Her power was just weird, random bullshit. Useful bullshit, apparently, but still Amy was willing to bet most of it was going to be more stuff like the rotten meat than the laser. Nevertheless, she never could argue with Victoria when she was determined and this was still better than actually going out into the mall and fighting, so Amy held out her hand, aimed her palm at a low angle towards the floor away from them just in case and tried to remember that electric, adrenalizing tingle from earlier.
To her absolute shock, another white and purple beam screamed through the air and punched a perfect circle into the floor of the store, digging through several feet of tile and concrete before fading away. She stumbled, suddenly feeling like she'd run around her school gym a few times, but Victoria caught her.
"I did it…" She muttered to herself, before shifting her aim and trying again. This time, there was nothing, making her frown. "But I can't do it one after another."
"Still, that's awesome!" Victoria clapped her hands together in excitement. To Amy's surprise, she found herself smiling, swept up in Victoria's enthusiasm. "I
told you power testing could be fun but you never believed me, did you! Okay, now see if you can do the other thing again."
Amy's shoulders slumped and she groaned. "Do I have to?"
"Yes!"
"Uuugh." Amy let out a groan. This was going to smell terrible. There was no exact feeling Amy could recall for this one, not like the laser, but when she thought about what she wanted to do and flung her arms out in an arc, a wave of rotted, pungent meat flew out, knocking over several racks of clothes. Then she did it again and also unlike the laser, she got the same result right after.
She turned back to Victoria. "There, are you happy now?"
Her sister's huge grin was her answer. "Very! Alright, let's go fight them bad guys! Don't worry-" She cut off Amy before she could argue. "-I do actually have a plan. I know you're worried about, er, things not going well again but I
can still take hits as long as I don't get unlucky again."
Yes, 'unlucky'. That's what getting the attention of a whole gang at once and then having to stay still in order to be a human shield for her vulnerable sister was. That was what they were going to call that.
"So, it looks like they're spread out across the mall now, which means we can take them down one by one. I'll distract them, you blast them and if anything goes wrong, we can hide out with your adorable little mini-you while she takes care of us. Sound good?"
Amy really felt like slapping her own face right then. Or maybe her sister. "No! No, that does not sound good! Vicky, that laser
blasts holes in concrete. I can't use that on people, they'll die! And if I kill someone, Mom's going to ground me until the rest of time!"
"Okay, so just use your other ability." Victoria shrugged.
"That would get me grounded for even longer!" Amy was going to start shaking Victoria again, she swore to god. "Can you imagine the PR disaster? Here we have a bright, shiny family of superheroes, who fly and make force fields and shoot very pretty lasers and literally turn into shining beacons of light and what does that one daughter do? Oh, yeah, she throws diseased, festering meat at people!"
"Okay, you may have a point about Mom at least…" Victoria admitted and Amy breathed a sigh of relief. Then she saw Victoria shifting from foot to foot, unable to stand still, and Amy knew they weren't staying put. "But we still need to go out there and help. I'm probably not the only one who got shot, people could be dying right now and those guys need to be stopped. Is there anything else you can do? Eidolon can switch his powers and most Trumps have a lot of variety if they alter their own powers, so I doubt you're stuck with just the three you have now."
"Three?" Amy asked, confused, and Victoria pointed down at the mini-her, who scowled back up at her. Right, Amy hadn't even put together the fact that she was probably responsible for that, too much had happened too quick. "Huh, right. I don't know. I know what it feels like when it happens, I think, but-" she quickly recalled that gunshot feeling, like how she activated her laser by remembering the tingle, but nothing happened, "-no, I don't know how to make it work."
Victoria nodded, frowning. "Huh, that's too bad. Maybe it's an automatic function? But we can't rely on it… Look, Amy, I'm going out there. I'm going to help people, like I've been trained to. You can come with if you want or… or you can stay here, keep safe, maybe figure out your powers some more. Or, um, maybe you should find a different hiding spot. But I'm going to take tiny-you along with me just in case anyone else needs healing."
"You've been 'training' for like five months!" Amy shouted, before pushing her worried anger back down. Victoria… She wasn't going to change her mind. Not only could Amy see it in her eyes but Victoria was an honest-to-God, capital-letters Good Person. Not like Amy. Victoria was never going to leave something well enough alone if she could help people.
With a sigh, Amy nodded. "I'll come with you." After all, someone needed to keep Victoria from getting herself killed.