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Taylor grinned. "We don't do by the book around these parts," she said airily, making Amy start laughing and Vicky grin at the sky.
The reason they don't do 'by the book' is they haven't found a book yet that Taylor hasn't had to correct the errors in.
Friendship reports success.
I thought we were calling it the Bahweep Granah Weep Ninibong?
Humanity doesn't even bother to show up to Council summons any more...
They just keep sending drones to drop the mass relays off at the citadel with little notes suggesting that the creators of these things stop littering.
You may have this story confused with Incompatible System...
 
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The reason they don't do 'by the book' is they haven't found a book yet that Taylor hasn't had to correct the errors in.

I thought we were calling it the Bahweep Granah Weep Ninibong?

You may have this story confused with Incompatible System...

Nope. Just a brief look into the future of what this fic could be.
Maybe drones that return the relays directly to the Leviathans? Or Reapers?
 
A very long way from the isolated sector currently home to the Quarian Migrant Fleet, in a room inside an ancient and quite substantial space station, Asari Councillor Tevos shivered at a sudden chill. Getting up she checked the environmental controls, shook her head, and went back to her desk to finish reading the report she'd been working on.
That?

That particular chill you're feeling, Councillor Tevos?

That is the chill of an un-enraged Empress of Escalation. Heed it, for it may be your one and only warning.

You do not, absolutely never want, to attract her ire. Or worse, call the attention of She Who Is Rage Incarnate. Or even worse than that, the youngest princess of the Kingdom of Rimsbell.

Just wait until they have to fire the Friendship cannon!
I suppose this means there's a chance that the Friendship Cannon is canon here.
 
That?

That particular chill you're feeling, Councillor Tevos?

That is the chill of an un-enraged Empress of Escalation. Heed it, for it may be your one and only warning.

You do not, absolutely never want, to attract her ire. Or worse, call the attention of She Who Is Rage Incarnate. Or even worse than that, the youngest princess of the Kingdom of Rimsbell.

See, now we need an omake crossover rof the various Taylor's all meeting, and then all Roflstomping the Council. I never liked them, and never will. But still, it would be funny to see.
 
(H)as anyone introduced her to the concepts of citrus zest as a seasoning, marmalade or candied orange peel?
If other Quarians share her taste in citrus, "Orange Wedges in Marmalade Sauce" might just become a new Quarian-origin gourmet dish.

It's full name is Friendship Through Superior Firepower...
Apparently, the US Government thought "We Come In Peace, Or Else!" was too... aggressive a name.

I wonder what will happen when one of the probes find a Reaper.
It will be probed. Very thoroughly. It is unlikely to enjoy the operation.
 
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I liked this chapter. My only complaint is the thing with quarian names. Tali hasn't yet completed her pilgrimage so her name is Tali Zora nar Rayya. which means something like "born of or born on" the Rayya and that she is an adolescent and not yet an adult.

When a qurian completes their pilgrimage they are recognized as an adult and given the name "vas (Ship name)" to indicate their adult status. In the games tali becomes "vas Normandy" when she was accused/exiled initially as an insult and depending on how it was handled and endearment afterwards.

Tldr: "Tali Zora nar Rayya" not "Tali Zora vas Gravtec"
 
I liked this chapter. My only complaint is the thing with quarian names. Tali hasn't yet completed her pilgrimage so her name is Tali Zora nar Rayya. which means something like "born of or born on" the Rayya and that she is an adolescent and not yet an adult.

When a qurian completes their pilgrimage they are recognized as an adult and given the name "vas (Ship name)" to indicate their adult status. In the games tali becomes "vas Normandy" when she was accused/exiled initially as an insult and depending on how it was handled and endearment afterwards.

Tldr: "Tali Zora nar Rayya" not "Tali Zora vas Gravtec"
Apparently in this variant of the ME universe, while a quarian's on their Pilgramage, they can use the 'vas' honorific for a ship they're serving on (or in Tali's case, the company she's working for). Because she did identify as 'Tali'Zorah vas Klaatu' earlier in the story. (The salarian vessel's name being the Klaatu. No word of its sister ships the Barada or the Nikto.)
 
You really aren't supposed to eat the peel

You know, I still laugh every time this gets brought up, because people do actually eat the rinds of various fruits. Lemons and Kiwis I know a number of people that just eat them along with everything else, and orange peel gets used in a number of different preserves, sometimes in the form of thin strips that you do eat when using them.
 
PRAISED BE O'MAKE! I really want more TV, but this is always a welcome distraction.

Just had something funny pop into my head. The original quote is something along the lines of "Sometimes you just have to put on the pointy hat, and remind them who they're dealing with." Councilor Tevos learns of this quote through the STG, then someone does something stupid.

Taylor puts on a conical/witch hat and ruins their day. The aggressors do something even dumber in retaliation, and Tevos pales and begins panic sweating as Taylor puts on a Tricorn.

"Councilor Tevos, what's wrong?"
"You saw what she did when she put that pointed head covering on! It had one point. I just watched that child put on a new one that had THREE! :confused: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?"
 
You know, I still laugh every time this gets brought up, because people do actually eat the rinds of various fruits. Lemons and Kiwis I know a number of people that just eat them along with everything else, and orange peel gets used in a number of different preserves, sometimes in the form of thin strips that you do eat when using them.
Plus the peel gets used in commercial orange juices, same as the rest of the fruit. One reason Tali might like the peel so much may actually be the reason why I am never, never, allowed to drink orange juice - all fruit have salicylates in them, naturally-occurring chemicals that the plants use as pesticides. Obviously, most fruiting plants concentrate said salicylates in the skin of the fruit, rather than the flesh of it. Citrus fruits in general and oranges in particular have high levels of salicylates, again especially in the rind. Commercial fruit juices almost universally juice the skin/rind/whatever as well as the flesh, because once you've got the necessary machines it's cheaper, easier, and faster than peeling every single fruit before juicing. Which means orange juice is one of the highest commonly-consumed-by-humans sources of salicylates, though obviously the rinds by themselves are far higher as they're not sharing with the lower-concentration flesh. I am sensitive to salicylates, too much of them make me hyperactive - and you haven't seen hyper until you've seen 6' 3" built-pretty-solid hyper - as I've aged and grown the threshold for what induces hyperactivity has increased, but never truly gone away.

If Quarians get some sort of benefit out of salicylates (or, originally, the dextro-equivalent, before Tali's upgrade), then Tali's body may be telling her that orange peels are the best thing ever, and she may not understand why the humans around her don't feel that way. After all, the things that taste nice are generally either the things our body needs lots of, or things that when we were evolving were scarce as hell yet still important, so there were all sorts of feedback loops in place to ensure we made the most of it when we had it available - which has led to difficulties in the modern world, as we can get all we like of those chemicals and our bodies are evolved to tell us that's a wonderful idea, yet it's far too much of a good thing. I'd imagine it becomes even more difficult when different biospheres that had different weightings for what is 'rare' get involved.

Dextro-salicylates for Quarians could be something they were only ever supposed to have trace amounts of but were rare enough for the feedback loops to evolve and Tali binging on them could be as bad - yet taste as good - as humans binging on simple sugars, or they could be something that Rannoch had tons of, but the liveships could never produce enough of for the whole Flotilla, and Turians don't need much of at all so Turian rations don't have an overabundance of, so all Quarians are constantly in deprivation of those nutrients and Tali could be the healthiest Quarian the Flotilla docs have ever seen even outside of her overhauled immune system, just from getting the right amount of the (levo version of, but Panacea) proper nutrients in a way no Quarian has since they fled Rannoch.
 
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I like the above post. Well thought out, makes sense from a human biology perspective, and is logical.

Now I just want someone in story to suggest this, them do a whole bunch of tests, and send all this time proving it, and then Tali is saved from some horrible disease or something that the Fleet has been dealing with by her eating oranges and their peels.
 
In the words of Darth Sidious "I've been waiting a long time for this..."

Glad to see this updated again and eagerly anticipating some people being served some crow for dinner.
 
Well Tevos old girl what you just felt was your whole neat little train getting set on fire by humanity and their new mates the Quarians.
 
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