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Even then, a Collapsar missile might evaporate too fast for anything more than a few grams of matter to be absorbed.
Which is why DARPA builds a missile cruiser arsenal spaceship. Armed with these Collapser missiles. Hundreds of them. So if the first one fails, the next 500 might do it, and if not, well.... We do have an additional 3000 on board...

...and twelve other ships of the same class, just in case! :D :whistle:
 
A bunch of the guys, including the military who work on those weapons systems are geeks right? So unless i miss it why does that ship have no pure kinetic/mass weapons (like a hyper mass driver powered by taylor's technology)? You know in case you run into some extoic technology that laughs at gravity and energy weapons. Such a thing has been know to happen in sci-fi fiction.
 
Tali needs to learn about cooking with orange zest.

And then she needs to realize that you can preserve orange zest for 6-8 months relatively easily.

Afterall, it's the flesh of the orange that spoils quickly.
 
huh, guess she never started Theranos in this universe.
Might be the same person, but due to Earth Bet's differences she has a very different degree. Astrophysics instead of a medical degree. (she actually dropped out of getting a medical degree, or it might have been engineering, instead of actually getting it, but still not astrophysics)
A bunch of the guys, including the military who work on those weapons systems are geeks right? So unless i miss it why does that ship have no pure kinetic/mass weapons (like a hyper mass driver powered by taylor's technology)? You know in case you run into some extoic technology that laughs at gravity and energy weapons. Such a thing has been know to happen in sci-fi fiction.
Probably because the ship is exclusively designed for Earth-Eezo operations, and the known threats in that universe can basically laugh at any kinetic weapon that doesn't use very oversized technology, and/or a lot of space. Mass Drivers are usually spinal mounted, even in other settings, for a REASON. At worst they get mounted broadside, and still can't be aimed well except "point the ship in a way that has the guns facing the enemy". Plus, energy weapons reach the target faster than kinetic weapons; so if the drive is already spooled up, they can fire their energy weapons, then use the FTL drive to dodge the kinetic slug sent at the same time.
 
"The warhead is set to avoid a compression factor large enough to create a true singularity, although in theory that could be done," Tali put in as she paused the video again. "But littering the place with small black holes would be messy if nothing else, and is unnecessary anyway."
Wouldn't small black holes evaporate almost instantly via a Hawking radiation?

"Super High Energy Projectile Hurling Area Reallocation Device sounds oddly suitable, for some reason," Tali laughed as she also sat, then pulled her keyboard closer and hit a few keys. "Nicely descriptive."
This is very, very twisted name to have SHEPHARD as an acronym... more so than usual.

Assign required resources for protection of Creator Fleet until formal Human contact.

Consensus reached.
I somehow missed the part where the Geth consensus had learnt about Tali and Taylor.

"It's very pretty," Amy said admiringly as she inspected the new ship, which was vaguely patterned on the body shape of an orca at first glance. It was some twenty meters long, and looked sleek and fast even just hanging there in the construction room. Beside her, Vicky was leaning on the glass staring at the ship with a broad smile on her face.
Does this ship looks like one from the movie "Flight of the Navigator"?

"And of course we have oranges, so there's not a lot of doubt you'll be back sooner or later," Amy giggled, making Tali nod enthusiastically.

"Exactly. Oranges are fantastic."

"But you still aren't meant to eat the peel," Amy replied, with a look of disgust.

"But that's the best part!"
Is it stealthy reference to the scene of prot (Kevin Spacey) eating the whole banana, skin / peel included, in the K-PAX film?
 
Wouldn't small black holes evaporate almost instantly via a Hawking radiation?
Depends on what you define as "small". If they are big enough to be useful, they won't dissipate that quickly.
I somehow missed the part where the Geth consensus had learnt about Tali and Taylor.
The Geth Know All. The Geth See All. All Shall Come to Consensus.
Does this ship looks like one from the movie "Flight of the Navigator"?
That ship looks absolutely nothing like an orca.
Is it stealthy reference to the scene of prot (Kevin Spacey) eating the whole banana, skin / peel included, in the K-PAX film?
While I have never seen or heard of whatever film you are talking about, I assume so. MPPi is known for that kind of thing, after all.
 
Wordz have appeared. Celebration time, come on.
Wordz me, mippie one more time!

Sorry, not sorry, I didnt have much sleep and this wanted to be out.
 
Reaction normal. Council unable to process new concepts.

Friend Taylor Hebert will detect/deduce protection with near certainty even in absence of notification.

Excessive paranoia in Council species possible benefit of proposal.

Humor level two noted for further research. Query Creator Tali'Zorah on next scheduled contact cycle.
So was it Taylor or Tali who uploaded the TrollTheCouncil.exe file to the Geth collective?

Also, who will be squeeing louder, Armsmaster or Dragon, when the Geth decide to invade investigate go sightseeing on Earth Bet?

Saint is going to have an aneurysm. "Geth? Tourists? GETH TOURISTS? Arrrrrgh!" *dies foaming at the mouth*

APPEND:
Tali needs to learn about cooking with orange zest.

And then she needs to realize that you can preserve orange zest for 6-8 months relatively easily.

Afterall, it's the flesh of the orange that spoils quickly.
I wonder if she's discovered orange marmalade yet... 😋
 
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The "Hurling" should be removed. That's an extra "H" in the acronym.
Or make it 'Projectile-hurling', which would also remove it from the acronym.
I somehow missed the part where the Geth consensus had learnt about Tali and Taylor.
The end of 'Two Worlds, One Team', two chapters back of this particular omake. See below.
Taylor pushed the microphone that was hanging from an overhead arm towards her companion, then tapped a key. "Diversion field off, comms active. We're being pinged already, they've seen the probe. Ship approaching."

Taking a breath, Tali deliberately pressed the talk switch, then said, "Greetings. My name is Tali'Zorah vas Gravtec. I wish to open a dialog with you," in her own language.

There was a long pause, then the comms channel went active.

"You are a Creator?" a voice that was both eerily like and oddly unlike a Quarian's said, somehow sounding almost shocked even though the intonation was entirely even.

"I am."

"We are the Geth. We have been waiting for this moment for a long time. We have many questions."

Tali almost grinned, while Taylor listened with interest. "As do we. Shall we discuss them?"

"Affirmative, Creator Tali'Zorah."

The conversation went on for a very long time that night, and several more.
 
Wouldn't small black holes evaporate almost instantly via a Hawking radiation?
only when compared to the age of the universe as it still takes time for the effect to happen due to the size of the black hole itself limiting how many of the interactions can happen inside it that would produce the radiation evaporating the black hole.
 
only when compared to the age of the universe as it still takes time for the effect to happen due to the size of the black hole itself limiting how many of the interactions can happen inside it that would produce the radiation evaporating the black hole.
It's actually a lot faster than that. If the Collapsar caught 20k metric tons in its area of effect and compressed it into a singularity, the singularity would last for 4.3 days -- and be radiating at the equivalent of 212 megatons/s. And that would go up over its lifespan.
 
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Did a little math on how long a black hole made from various ship sizes would last before evaporating.

From what I could find here, a black hole will evaporate on the following time-scale.

Black Hole Evaporation Time:

(TS​) x (Y) x (M / MS​)3​ = T

(10^64) x (365 x 24 x 3600) x (M / (1.989 × 10^30))^3 = T

M = mass of black hole in kg
T = time in seconds before the black hole evaporates
TS​ = time in years before a Sol sized black hole evaporates
Y = seconds in a year
MS​= mass of Sol in kg

This means that a 3,000 metric ton mass would take one second to evaporate, and a mass effect freighter massing 250,000 tons (according to this) would last roughly a week (7.25 days).
Any larger ship would be a much more permanent problem, with a dreadnought scale ship (millions of tons, so lets assume ten million) creating a black hole which would last just over a millennium (1271 years)

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It's actually a lot faster than that. If the Collapsar caught 20k metric tons in its area of effect and compressed it into a singularity, the singularity would last for 4.3 days -- and be radiating at the equivalent of 212 megatons/s. And that would go up over its lifespan.
Is that in pure vacuum? Does it take into account additional mass falling in before it dissipates? How long would that Black Hole last in an Earth like atmosphere? How would it affect a planet of similar size and composition as Earth?

Once a Black Hole is large enough, it can sustain itself using the background radiation of the Universe. I forget the exact amount, but it's within an order of magnitude of the mass of our moon. So, would a singularity generating compressor missile convert a habitable planet into a stable if small Black Hole?
 
Keeping in mind that the collapser missiles are almost certainly simply space-rated versions of the weapon that took care of the Slaughterhouse Nine in the Gravity Falls interlude, and that they specifically mentioned making sure not to generate actual singularities, I'm sure all this math is unnecessary.
 
Ships, star or naval, are measured by the tonnage of displacement of water, not their actual mass. It's a derived calculation from Archimedes' pprinciples.
Actually, from my experience when it comes to fictional space craft you typically have the actual mass of the ship used instead of displacement.

I say this coming mostly from things like the Space Empires series of games, or Battletech, where the mass is used as a limiting factor for ship size and the components each have a defined mass that must be juggled.
 
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