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It takes tens seconds to go through a relay...IN GAME. They explicitly take hours or days to cross. However, the point about my default speed is well made, that would only make the Citadel races 24 times slower, rather and 2.4k times.

That is contrary to what was written earlier in the chapter, but that puts us up to 40 ly/h maximum speed, 960 ly/day, not 1100ly/day like you say. That dwarfs the 15 ly/day of the citadel species, definitely, and even the 30 ly/day of the Reapers.
i rounded a bit and assumed a shorter distance travelled. i've corrected it now.
30% speed was 13.75, so 100% is 45.833. . . ly/hr, or 1100ly/day.
half-speed trip was ~15 minutes for a distance just under 6 light years , or about 23ly/hr, which fits expectations.
Here's the relevant quotes.
Course loaded, velocity capped to fifteen percent."
Armstrong reports velocity at six point eight seven five light years per hour
Reset for return trip, cap velocity to thirty percent."
Armstrong reports velocity at thirteen point seven five light years per hour.
Load course for test set two, cap velocity to fifty percent."
"That's Barnard's Star."
"In fifteen minutes from Alpha Centauri
," someone else said in a strangled voice. "At half speed."
 
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The max speed of the council ships is not important as they have a different limit of the distance they can go before needing to make a stop to discharge. Monty Python did a skit on this issue once.

All jokes aside the Squid drive even if it was the exact same speed would quickly out perform simply by letting them travel in a strait line vs needing to make a zigzag path to hit discharge points yet we already know the drive is faster and can still travel directly without the stopover points needed.
 
Gravtech's SQUID is 13.75 ly/h, or 330 ly per day. We have reports of Mass Effect drives (used by the Council races, at least) reaching up to .14 ly per day. We don't have any SPECIFIC values for mass-relay travel, however we know that they shorten trips of "years or even centuries" to "hours or days". We also know that the Secondary Relays are trips of up to "a few hundred lightyears", though Primary Relays can take much longer.

I think a decent assumption for Mass Relays would thus be 25 ly/h, so a little under double SQUID speed, but that may vary depending on what model the Relay is (since there are visible difference between, say, the Alpha Relay, which was the first one, and the relays that appear to be younger than the Protheans). A more recently-created relay might be able to go as high as 40 or even 50 ly/h. And that is for Secondary Relays, not Primaries. Distance involved with Primaries would likely mean they are much faster, but they are solely relay-to-relay movement.

No, the 13.75 ly/h was the max speed, they were discussing it before the launch. They were testing at various speed ratings, and stopped at 50% as far as we can tell. It probably took just under an hour to travel the just-over five lightyears between Alpha Centauri AB and Barnard's Star, at half-speed.

It already kinda is, given how it is an Omake Series. Maybe when MPPi finishes one of his stories, he can bring the Mass Effect Omake Series out of Omake territory and into Fanfic-of-a-Fanfic territory. Probably rewrite it, along with the Stargate Omakes, into a "Gravtech's Multiversal Misadventures (as caused and related to Taylor Hebert, Supergenius).

I have got to ask, where are you getting your data from? My calculations are based on the information on the Mass Effect wiki, specifically the pages on FTL Travel and Mass Relays. Your estimation would have them crossing the Milky Way 80.4 TIMES in a single hour, as it is merely 105,700 light years across. The LOCAL GROUP is only about 10M lightyears across, so you would be nearly traveling the entire local group of galaxies in an hour.

A quote from the wiki:
"Mass Relays are mass transit devices scattered across the Milky Way, usually located within certain star systems. They form an enormous galaxy-wide network enabling rapid interstellar travel. Hailed as one of the greatest achievements of the now extinct Protheans, a mass relay can transport starships instantaneously to another relay within the network, allowing journeys that would otherwise take years or even centuries with only FTL drives to occur in only a handful of days, or even hours."

You seem to have missed this bit: "a mass relay can transport starships instantaneously to another relay within the network".

The handful of days or even hours includes transit between mass relays.

That said, to tie this back to the story while the current generation of SQUID isn't as fast as a mass relay the teleportation capabilities displayed may render that difference irrelevant.
 
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i rounded a bit and assumed a shorter distance travelled. i've corrected it now.
30% speed was 13.75, so 100% is 45.833. . . ly/hr, or 1100ly/day.
half-speed trip was ~15 minutes for a distance just under 6 light years , or about 23ly/hr, which fits expectations.
Here's the relevant quotes.

Thank you for correcting the ones saying it was a max of 13.75 ly/hr. That's in line with what I pulled from the 'velocity at x%'.
 
Half an hour later they were in the cafeteria eating and discussing another way to make what was currently known as the Stupidly Quick Universal Interstellar Drive even more efficient.

Because everyone wanted an efficient SQUID. It was only natural.
I like that it was legit done in time for lunch. Taylor is scary.

Nice name there. Honestly that's about the best possible one. First off, it's got "stupidly" in the name, which will already annoy any teachers discussing it whenever it finally gets declassified, but secondly, the name itself is both amusing and evokes images of a streamlined and fast creature. I imagine teachers having to call it a SQUID will also mildly annoy them. This is a feature, not a bug. :D
Everyone had seen Star Trek, and wondered how the enemies that always managed to get on board the ships seemed to be able to wander around practically unopposed. They'd put quite a lot of effort into making sure that if that sort of thing happened to them the enemy was going to regret it. Very briefly.
About time someone considers that!
(Now I want to see someone try...)
"Hi is this office of the administrator for NASA? It's Brigadier General Doctor Brendan Calhoun, DARPA. I'd like to talk to the administrator about an ongoing DARPA project."
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"Yes, I'll hold."
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"Morning Chuck. Hypothetically, what would NASA like to do with a vehicle capable of traveling over thirteen light-years per hour?"
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"Well, the reason I called you this morning is that DARPA has recently engaged in a project that has, among other things, resulted in such a craft."
Ah, you missed that that was 30% power as well. It sounds like it's closer to 50 or so. About the only difference is an extra inch-and-a-half of drool on the floor from the NASA engineers.
 
i rounded a bit and assumed a shorter distance travelled. i've corrected it now.
30% speed was 13.75, so 100% is 45.833. . . ly/hr, or 1100ly/day.
half-speed trip was ~15 minutes for a distance just under 6 light years , or about 23ly/hr, which fits expectations.
Here's the relevant quotes.
The numbers working out that way makes me think mp was working backwards from 1100ly/day.
 
The ultimate issues with these kinds of developments, which I doubt the story will cover nor would be fun to cover, are all social. I certainly would be terrified IRL if America, or any of the big world powers discovered such a paradigm leaping technology alone. I can only imagine the kind of chaos this kind of disparity would create.

Fun story though; these Omakes have been especially fun. Huge fan of Tali'Zorah.
 
There's a discussion about this further back in the thread somewhere.

While its true that this is Quality Content, the crossover aspect does kind of take over the story. Whatever direction was originally planned likely isn't compatible.

We do also have some Quality Content as originally planned, and I think its fair to say we'd all be sad to lose out on that.

I don't disagree that it takes over the story, though given how it's implied to be after the main story I'm just treating it like we're seeing the sequel early. When you look at it in that light the problem of it taking over isn't so bad.
 
A much more powerful computing system would help but they were already pushing the limits of Dragon's custom processing hardware, which was beyond cutting edge and likely the best available, so that direction to solving the problem was unlikely to be practical at the moment.
You know, I know of a firm nearby that has some really good computer hardware...

But it keeps crashing after a few trillion iterations and breaking the entire thing."
which this time didn't bail out with an error half a second into the run
So, Taylor's optronic computers are running in the multiple trillion-operations-per-second range?

The collapser missiles are just overkill."
Would those have been developed from the AGM-314 Duckpond?

"Reset for return trip, cap velocity to thirty percent."
Armstrong reports velocity at thirteen point seven five light years per hour.
30% speed was 13.75, so 100% is 45.833. . . ly/hr, or 1100ly/day.
And ME FTL drives top out at about twenty ten light-years per day (although Reapers are faster). Yeah, nothing's touching the Armstrong when she hits the gas.
 
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No, the 13.75 ly/h was the max speed, they were discussing it before the launch. They were testing at various speed ratings, and stopped at 50% as far as we can tell. It probably took just under an hour to travel the just-over five lightyears between Alpha Centauri AB and Barnard's Star, at half-speed.
OK, lets math this whole speed issue.

Using this calculator:
Along with the stellar information on Alpha Centauri and Barnard's Star produces this output:
Code:
STAR 1:
 
RA1   =  219.9020583333 deg = 14.6601372222 h
Decl1 = -60.8333992694 deg
R1    = 4.37 LY

x1 = R1*cos(RA1)*cos(Decl1) = -1.6337999401
y1 = R1*sin(RA1)*cos(Decl1) = -1.3661685190
z1 = R1*sin(Decl1)          = -3.8159115992

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STAR 2:

RA2   = 269.4520542917 deg = 17.9634702861 h
Decl2 = 4.6933908889 deg
R2    = 5.958 LY

x2 = R2*cos(RA2)*cos(Decl2) = -0.0567871492
y2 = R2*sin(RA2)*cos(Decl2) = -5.9377502814
z2 = R2*sin(Decl2)          = +0.4875046824

==============================================
Rectangular Differences:
 
dx = x2 − x1  = +1.5770127910
dy = y2 − y1  = -4.5715817624
dz = z2 − z1  = +4.3034162816

==============================================
Distance Between Stars:

D = SqRt(dx*dx + dy*dy + dz*dz) = 6.473 LY

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Magnitude of 1st Star as Viewed From 2nd Star:
 
m1 = 5*Log10(6.473/4.37) + (−0.27) = +0.853

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Magnitude of 2nd Star as Viewed From 1st Star:
 
m2 = 5*Log10(6.473/5.958) + (+9.5) = +9.680
Now the relavant line here is:
D = SqRt(dx*dx + dy*dy + dz*dz) = 6.473 LY
Which puts the distance between the two stars as 6.473 LY.

Now the relevant quote from the chapter:
"Jesus Christ," one of the astrophysicists breathed almost inaudibly. "That's Barnard's Star."

"In fifteen minutes from Alpha Centauri," someone else said in a strangled voice. "At half speed."
Since we know the trip took 15 minutes, we can determine the speed through the simple expedient of multiplying the distance by 4, so:
6.473 * 4 = 25.892

So at 1/2 speed, the ship was going 25.892 light-years per hour.

Multiplying this by 2 gives us a theoretical max speed of 51.784 LY/h, assuming the increase in speed is linear.

*edit- for the record, after some quick research, this max speed absolutely demolishes Warp 9 speeds in Star Trek, which as of TNG was approximately 0.17310286608333 LY/h.
 
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I refuse to rename the drive Squidward!
Yet you can be reasonably certain someone/s, most likely in the rank-and-file, will be cracking that joke.
OF COURSE the drive isn't named Squidward! That is the direction we are going in! Since it a "punch out" and "punch in" kind of drive, it obviously isn't taking your Forward or Backward, much less Starboard or Port. Since it is a SQUID drive, it goes Squidward!
... See?
Also, is the upgraded big brother of this drive going to be called the KRAKEN?
Hmm... So what's KRAKEN gonna stand for, then? Although, not gonna lie, it kinda sounds epic when the command to "unleash the KRAKEN" is given...
My "Like"-Button is broken......I can like this only once...
I know, we are all suffering from single use like buttons....
You pain is felt and shared by all of us....
Yup, I agree with both, although in my case it was a Heart react I gave (because I love it).

EDIT:
Fixed a typo. Goddangit autocorrupt...
 
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In comparing Taylor's drives vs ME drives should we not compare Taylor's portal/teleport to ME Relays, GRF drives to ME STL drives and SQUID drives to ME FTL drives?
 
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This is going to some very interesting places....... I can just picture Sovreign at the Citadel going 'oh crap' when a squid-equipped Normandy analogue fires grav weapons after appearing out of nowhere :3
 
Everyone had seen Star Trek, and wondered how the enemies that always managed to get on board the ships seemed to be able to wander around practically unopposed.
I blame a lot of it on transporters. It's a lot harder to set up any kind of defense when the enemy can just appear at some random point.

As for automated defenses, given the...issues Trek AI tends to have I can understand why they'd be reluctant to install much in the way of those. In fact as I recall in one of the animated episodes they did have automated defenses, and predictably enough an entity took over the ship's computer and deployed the defenses against the crew.

Why not keep the name? It is perfect.
SQUID is already taken, though.

Also, is the upgraded big brother of this drive going to be called the KRAKEN?
Nah; that's what they'll end up naming the weapon that rips apart targets with gravity.
 
That said, to tie this back to the story while the current generation of SQUID isn't as fast as a mass relay the teleportation capabilities displayed may render that difference irrelevant.

Keep in mind, the SQUID drive is the FTL drive, but not the only star drive. The ship went from a hanger on Earth to Alpha Centari in a matter of seconds, at most. Then they started testing the FTL.

Of course, one should also keep in mind how fuel inefficent ships are in Mass Effect. While it's handwaved away in ME1, according to ME2 the FTL and sublight drives go through fuel stupidly fast. As in, they almost make NASA's Apollo rockets look fuel efficent.
 
I just had an interesting thought... Imagine this Taylor in the Babylon 5 universe...

Taylor's reaction to the Great Machine. Taylor's reaction to Zatharus. Draal's reaction to Taylor condensing the entire functionality of the Great Machine into a 1 square foot cube supercomputer powered by a 9-volt battery ("This is what your 'Geat Machine' looks like when built right," lol). The Vorlon's reaction to Taylor's tech being more advanced than theirs. Maybe even Taylor meets a technomage.

I can just picture a scene of Taylor talking to a Sheridan and Delenn, and Sheridan commenting on the Membari's artificial gravity capabilities, and them not being willing to share (this actually happened in canon, but I don't recall when it was), and Taylor just handing over a copy of her notes, commenting she wrote them up when she was 14. Delenn glances at it, and is shocked that it's considerably more advanced than the Membari's antigrav tech, lol.

Depending on the timing of her visit/visits, maybe an encounter with a certain Dilgar War Master Jha'dur (AKA Deathwalker), and her... version of science.
 
Babylon 5 might have issues simply because time travel and tone alterations are kind of integral to the universe (Babylon 4 and Veran) but it could ge amusing.

Im not sure Taylor has reached post Vorlon / First Races tech just yet but dye's getting there.

I'd be more amused with her talking to Loriel and others but yeah.

That said, telepathy/telekinesis is apparently genetic in that universe, which would be interesting when you have Amy on hand. (Vorlons introduced it into the humans). Though Taylor better watch out or she is going to accidentally ascend in that universe or the star gate one :)
 
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