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So, what happens if this Talyor meets Hybrid Hive Taylor? FYI if you don't know HH Taylor basically has that whole brain damage savant thing going as well as Nanoha masgic.
The universe will scream in panic?

"She built it, in a storage room, with a box of scraps!"
At least it wasn't a set of power armor in a cave in Afghanistan...

This version of Taylor and Tony Stark must never meet!
 
A scenario to have Taylor spend time at the SGC might be that the Earth Bet intel agencies become aware of a large scale intrusion of mastered personnel in the US government. Whoever put them there did so some time ago, like sleeper agents. Having become aware of the importance of the Prime Asset, they are readying a play for all the marbles. Taylor needs to be out of the country, and look! they have a friendly NORAD to stash her in.
I note that she said she was 16, so unless she was lying to the SG team the earliest it can be is mid-June. Possibly Summer break? So send Taylor and Amy, with the mysterious red-head agent as chaperone. Possibly Lisa and Vicky depending on how you feel. The SG-verse would be stupid as all hell to reject an intern program, and perhaps the Asgard or the Tok'ra might show up.

I also note that this SG-verse is an AU from the show. These three things were not all true at the same time: Hammond being in command of the SGC, Jack O'Neil being a Colonel, and the name "ZPM" having been coined.

While you're right on both the ZPM and Hammond as they're part of the show itself, O'Neill's rank was originally established in the first movie. The characters of Jack O'Neil and Daniel Jackson were carryovers from the original Stargate film, as was some of the lore. Here's a link to the Wikipedia page as proof.
 
Maybe, maybe not. I suspect that Contessa would object to such a plan due to her Path to keep Cauldron out of public awareness suddenly breaking.
 
Oh good, there was a sequel!

You forgot the bit where the spying Ascended also had a meeting. :D
Wasn't Oma Desala keeping an eye on them for a bit? I imagine that they'd be somewhat disconcerted by this themselves.
she knows a lot more about a number of fields we don't even have a term for that we realize
than we realize
the gate itself was doing something without them commanding it, and as far as she could see, not because other gate was trying to connect either.
the other gate/another gate
A couple of second later,
seconds
"I've decided. You can all now refer to me as the Replicator Queen."
That one is missing its threadmark. :p
 
Well.. The space Legos where made by a human colony.. The asguard are as all ways over thinking things.

Taylor would go.

Login: Admin
Password: Password

"ok im in, ill have them rebuild that planet and return to there docking."

Thor: " They have docking locations? "

Taylor:" Yes..? Thoes small bumps by the plugs on your walls? We got them to, but back home they just clean floors. "

Thor: " we copied that design feature to honour our old allies. "
 
At least it wasn't a set of power armor in a cave in Afghanistan...

This version of Taylor and Tony Stark Absolutely must meet!
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. . . *Ahem. Uses deep, growling voice* NExt Time on Distance Learning Taylor!

[Taylor] "Hmm, I wonder what world this frequency will connect too?"
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[Tony] *Looks up and around garage lab* "Anyone else hear that?"
[Jarvis] "There is only you in the garage sir. But yes, my audio input receivers are picking up a building frequency gradient."
[Tony] *Looks at a computer screen* "Great, you're learning to be snarky. Any idea where it's coming from?"
[Jarvis] "I only learn from the best sir. And I cannot pinpoint the origin sir."
[Tony] *Looks back to the computer screen* "Huh."
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[Taylor] "No, no, you need to improve the ratio leverage at this junction if you want the suit to still function even if it looses power."
[Tony] *Is literally confused* "Why would it ever loose power?"
[Taylor] *Stares dead pan on Tony* "Yes, like you'd never overuse that half assed subspace tap you still don't know how you built in a cave with scraps."
[Tony] *Mocks offense* "Hey! I know how I built it! I just don't know why it works. But I'm learning!"
[Taylor] *Stares.* "Hrm, yes. Unlike others I could mention. You are learning."
*Off to the side*
[Pepper] *Is mildly horrified* "My god, there's two of them."
[Rhodey] *Shrugs* "Eh, it's more like you and Tony had a kid and he's bonding."
[Pepper] *Blinks, turns and dead pans at Rhodey* "What. Did you say?"
 
<Taylor smiles, then goes off to find a proper challenge...>

"The first clone made a better clone, and so on... to the point that after the third generation the Taylors were no longer clones."

"What."

"Good news is, They took care of the Ori, the first clone figured a way to ascend better after the second and third helped to fix her genetic defects. Then descended after leaving part of herself behind to ensure no one trying to pull what the Ori did again. For some reason what she left behind of herself... is a cat."

"A cat?"

"That or she ascended a cat because she complained the job was something for assholes... "
 
I'm half curious what her reaction to a Sarcophagus would be.

What IDIOT designed, no, wait, not designed... happened to barely manage to create something with those side effects.

Yeah, i not only somehow missed that but also was thinking of the Raptor which is F-22, not F-20.

Eh, F-20's probably whatever fighter prototype was most suited to near-immediate mass production using gravity reference drives & screens, making the CUI mercs possibly the first Earth Bet force to encounter aerospace fighters on the battlefield.

And lose badly.
 
I'm just waiting for when the Tollan make contact with the SGC again. I can just imagine the satisfied smirk O'Neill would have when he gets to tell them that the SGC will not be able to share the new technology they have developed because Earth has decided they will no longer share with "less advanced" races who may not be able to use such powerful tech appropriately.
 
Be funny seeing them blow a blood vessel when the SGC told them that especially if the say a young girl made all these advances.
 
Honestly for all that fans dislike the Tollans refusal to share technology because the SGC are the heroes of Stargate in universe considering the SGC is just one nation on Earth, did try to kidnap them when they refused to share technology, and the fact that the SGC is rather cavalier about the dangers of several pieces of technology they are working with having it blow up in their face several times the Tollan have a point.
 
That's an odd way to spell terrifying.

Hilarifying.

(And its cousin, usually used of Bonesaw, 'adorifying'.)

Schenectady.

(Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference.)

By mail order, if I remember right.

For those who don't get-the-ref: "where do you get your ideas?" is almost a "what whuh?" for any true writer. Ideas are just _there_, like martini glasses for Tony Stark. (ObFanficRef) Discworld explained it pretty well: inspiration particles continually sleet through the universe and, much like neutrinos, don't interact much with most folks. Writers get them like little POINGs in their head, in numbers too large to actually do all of them; this is why people say plot bunnies _multiply_. So thinking you're something special, because you have An Idea, and you JUST need a writer to flesh it out and expand on it and write it down, and you'll graciously let him have half the money? Is gonna get you either laughed at, or growled frighteningly at, because that is _not_ how magnets, I mean, ideas, work.

One writer, I think it was Barry B. Longyear, but I can't recall exactly, had a stock answer for "Where do you get your ideas??": "Schenectady. There's a service there that sends you a package of them every week or two, like that dozen-records-for-a-penny club."

Oh - or even Mahou Shojou Lyrical Nanoha - magic there is so well understood it's literally no different than the science we're so used to, and all it needs is the push of a linker core.

That would be a different fic by CmptrWz, Hybrid Hive: Eat Shard?. Taylor triggers in the locker, except the trigger gets derailed by a lost Old Belkan damaged amnesiac Unison Device, which attaches itself to her and starts repairing itself. She gets the insane multitasking ... and learns magic. From the ground up, as just about all of Hive's spell library got zorched. ---Shenanigans aplenty follow---. 700+ pages of thread so far, updates Wednesdays. Slow-moving semi-slice-of-life, if you like Mp\pi's stuff you'll like his stuff too.

--Dave, that Taylor's not a supergenius physics-breaker, but she's stil frighteningly smart in her fields, and has so far produced groundbreaking results in math and materials engineering as side effects
 
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The Tok'ra reaction will be funny as well when they realize Earth Tau'ri are in the process of being able to leapfrog Gou'auld tech...or at the very least side step it.
 
The Tok'ra reaction will be funny as well when they realize Earth Tau'ri are in the process of being able to leapfrog Gou'auld tech...or at the very least side step it.
While laughing at the gou,auld their inability to understand their own scavanged anchient tech (as far as i got from the series the parasites used but did not invent almost all of their tech)
 
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Honestly for all that fans dislike the Tollans refusal to share technology because the SGC are the heroes of Stargate in universe considering the SGC is just one nation on Earth, did try to kidnap them when they refused to share technology, and the fact that the SGC is rather cavalier about the dangers of several pieces of technology they are working with having it blow up in their face several times the Tollan have a point.

Yes and no. I would agree that during the Tollan's first appearance, they were justified in not wanting to share their tech given their experience with Sarita (though I still think a large part of the blame in that case lies with the Tollan). At the same time, they were undeniably arrogant and rude toward people who had saved their lives - such as Omoc constantly refusing offers for his people to live with Earth's allies because they were 'too primitive'. Still, it's important to remember that the SGC saved their lives before anyone realized the Tollan had any technology to offer, and the Tollan people knew that.

After the first time, however, the Tollan have no excuse. They ignored SG-1's warning during the triad, and it was only because Teal'c went behind everyone's back and enlisted Lya's aid to hide one of the cannons that the Tollan survived at all. That should have been sufficient evidence to prove that they do know how to use tech responsibly. If the Tollan had decided to do like the Asgard and insist on one of their own being present to ensure the tech wasn't misused, like what Hermiod did on the Daedalus, that would be fine, but the fact that they still refused to even give Earth ion cannons to defend themselves says a lot.

While the SGC can be rather cavalier about new tech, that's because they're rushing to figure out how to use it. They have Goa'uld attacking them, and they need that tech to save their planet. Yes, there are some risks associated with new technology, but it would be better for them to take some small, usually manageable risks to increase their tech level considering the certain doom awaiting them if the Goa'uld attack with more force than the SGC can resist.

Frankly speaking, the Tollan were perfectly comfortable on their world and were content to sit back and let the rest of the galaxy burn. They could have been a powerful force for good, but they just didn't care. That philosophy came back to bite them in their collective asses, because if they had recognized the threat of the Goa'uld and continued to develop new technology and fight back, they might not have been caught off guard when Anubis came for them.
 
I wonder if they might be able to make a portable Stargate that can fold out to a bigger sized frame. They could then bury or even potentially remove the 'normal' gate from a planet. Being able to just stockpile gates would be useful, potentially, but being able to essentially supplant the gate network with their own stargates that they can control or even just self destruct after the removal would let them non-violently disassemble the Goa'uld empire.
The stargates are already portable. If they're not then your transportation equipment is undersized.

What IDIOT designed, no, wait, not designed... happened to barely manage to create something with those side effects.
Alteran Scotty: "Somebody is STILL using that shite old hackjob? I told them it's only for this emergency and to put the proper fix in once the parts arrive. What do I write appnotes for if nobody bothers to actually read them and instead just copies the proof-of-concept build?"
 
Alteran Scotty: "Somebody is STILL using that shite old hackjob? I told them it's only for this emergency and to put the proper fix in once the parts arrive. What do I write appnotes for if nobody bothers to actually read them and instead just copies the proof-of-concept build?"
The sarcophagi are a goa'uld creation, not Ancient, though derived from Ancient tech. Malfunctioning Ancient tech they found in South America somewhere.
Also, I'm pretty sure they know about the "flaw" and don't care because it basically ends up bringing the host around to their point of view. It may even be a deliberate part of the process, to make the hosts easier to control; I mean we know the little gits like to sleep in the damn things whether they are injured or not…
 
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Alteran Scotty: "Somebody is STILL using that shite old hackjob? I told them it's only for this emergency and to put the proper fix in once the parts arrive. What do I write appnotes for if nobody bothers to actually read them and instead just copies the proof-of-concept build?"
I can hear this in original Scott's thick accent. "I cannae belie' tha they're still using tha old piece of shite."
 
While you're right on both the ZPM and Hammond as they're part of the show itself, O'Neill's rank was originally established in the first movie. The characters of Jack O'Neil and Daniel Jackson were carryovers from the original Stargate film, as was some of the lore. Here's a link to the Wikipedia page as proof.
Jack and George both got promoted at the end of the episode where the ZPM was discovered, and the episode before it was named.

Thus the AU status of the Omake.
 
A scenario to have Taylor spend time at the SGC might be that the Earth Bet intel agencies become aware of a large scale intrusion of mastered personnel in the US government. Whoever put them there did so some time ago, like sleeper agents.

That brings up an interesting point. You know besides the science/technology one of the most valuable things they might exchange are their master/stranger and foothold protocols.
 
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