Combine the last two games you played

Warlords Battlecry 3 and DIsgaea: Hour of Darkness?

It'd be kind of like Disgaea, but real time and on such a massively bigger scale I can't even begin to imagine the pure awesomeness that would occur on screen. Hopefully with animations just happening down there in the army instead of taking up your screen of course, because that would turn into the biggest clusterfuck of animation since... Ever.

I assume the Undead would fit right in while the Knight and other living factions would probably have to band together to fight off the newly appearing demon faction along with the Daemon faction.

The other specifics are a little lost but by the gods, if balanced and made right?

It would be one of the most awesome things I've ever seen, ever.
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Fable [the original] and NuXCOM...

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Oh my god this could actually work. You are THE GUILDMASTER, chosen leader of a ragtag band of misfits who have chosen to fight back against the hungry monsters stalking through shadowed forests. You direct and guide their path- Fighting the monsters, studying the monsters, building your army up into a great force.

The Guild will have the power to change the world.

Will you use that power for good? Or be overcome by your own worse nature, and become worse than the beasts you fight against?

Choose your path.

Someone make this. Quest, RP, legit game, fanart, story? I don't care, just someone fucking make this.
If no-one does, I will, and it will suck, because I suck.
 
I might have gone and dug up some older games just for the silly combo but still...

Dawn of War 2

... and Cooking Mama.

How?
 
Recettear and X-COM.

The Earth is invaded by a variety of technologically advanced, highly aggressive alien species. You sell them hats.

Capitalism, ho!

Edit: Okay, a little more in-depth. You are the Gray Market dealing with X-COM. You buy weapons fragments, Elerium, spaceship components, whatever. You decorate your shop with stuff that appeals to X-COM, alien, or EXALT, based on who your target market is. Take an adventurer and raid X-COM, EXALT, and alien facilities and ships for stuff to sell, but don't get caught.

Make shit-loads of money on the Elerium black market so you can pay off the debt your father racked up with EXALT's banking front companies before he disappeared.

And also sell hats to everybody.
 
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I might have gone and dug up some older games just for the silly combo but still...

Dawn of War 2

... and Cooking Mama.

How?
In the pastry-themed darkness of the 41st millennium, only you, Stove Commander of the Cook Marines, can defeat the other races of the Eldarkchocolate, Orkake, and more, in the ultimate battle for Sweet-tasting Supremacy.
 
Heroes of the Storm and World of Warcraft.

Basically, you get to endure one hundred levels of nine socially stunted children kill you every twenty seconds while insulting you in poorly typed english and korean.
 
Dragon Age: Inquisition and Touhou 14.5's demo. Gameplay asides, with Touhou being Touhou, the plot would still make sense regardless of how you mix them up.
 
Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut and Payday 2.

Okay, that would be bloody amazing. An FPS where you and your crew of shadowrunners (AI or otherwise) take jobs from various Johnsons from around the Kreuzbazar, unlocking new skills, gear and spells/cyberware on your custom character. And it would have to have workshop support, allowing players to create their own campaigns/jobs.

I want this game to be real now...:(
 
DMC4 and Ground Zeroes;

Camp Omega is actually the home of a Sparda worshipping cult that uses it's prisoners as sacrifices to open portals to hell to acquire demon souls to power Metal Gear SAVIOUR while also taking the souls of it's soldiers to power purely robotic angel themed cyborgs known as Angelo. While Big Boss is infiltrating the camp to rescue Chico, Paz and to find out about Skull Face, Nero awakens his Devil Bringer and aims to put a stop to this as he finds out that one of the sacrifices is his love interest. Meanwhile Dante is in hell when he sees multiple portals to the human world which leads to a whole host of powerful demons trying to take advantage of the situation and invade the human world and has to hunt them down, defeat them and destroy the portals.

The game is split between three campaigns, Big Boss's campaign taking place decades in the past while Nero and Dante's campaigns take place simultaneously. Big Boss gets to see the groundwork for the events that will take place in the future but decides against nipping the problem in the bud due to focusing on his grudge against Zero.

Nero's campaign is pretty similar to what it was in 4 and Dante's campaign has him fight the original forms of Gilgamesh, Lucifer and Pandora.
 
League of Legends and Civilization 5

You know all that lore that they were trying to get rid of? That is now how the game works~! And there are just great people, there are outright hero units and they are some of the most inspiring and the most mind numbingly terrifying things out there~
 
Saints Row IV and The Last of Us.

It's a grim, despairing world out there full of zombies... and then you wake up and realize it's actually the Matrix, and you can leap tall buildings and throw ice blasts and throw zombies at other zombies. You're tasked with escorting a little girl across miles of ruined zombie-infested wasteland to a lab that might allegedly hold a cure... but it's not too bad, because you can summon a helicopter from the ether and fly there in a few hours. The rest of the game is just you and Ellie sharing the simple joys of running over zombies with a tank.
 
Borderlands 2 and Recettear: An Item Shop Tale

I guess you open a shop and have to fill the inventory either by buying things from the market or trailing a Vault Seeker as they go out into the wilds of Pandora and kill a bunch of bandits and monsters and then selling the loot. Then at some point Markus tries to kill you.
 
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Borderlands 2 and Recettear: An Item Shop Tale

I guess you open a shop and have to fill the inventory either by buying things from the market or trailing a Vault Dweller as they go out into the wilds of Pandora and kill a bunch of bandits and monsters and then selling the loot. Then at some point Markus tries to kill you.
Assuming, of course, that you are not Markus.
 
Assuming, of course, that you are not Markus.
We'll never, be, Markus.
We need our token loli, it's a requirement.
"I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way! "-(Free like if you can figure out what that is from, without looking it up. Honor system.)

(Edit: Fixed quote)
 
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We'll never, be, Markus.
We need our token loli, it's a requirement.
"I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way! "-(Free like if you can figure out what that is from, without looking it up. Honor system.)

(Edit: Fixed quote)
...why are you referencing Monster's Inc of all things?

Let's see, what did I play...oh yeah.

League of Legends and Dark Souls.

...

Errrr...poor Lux? I'll probably get back to this later, something just came up.
 
Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut and Payday 2.

Okay, that would be bloody amazing. An FPS where you and your crew of shadowrunners (AI or otherwise) take jobs from various Johnsons from around the Kreuzbazar, unlocking new skills, gear and spells/cyberware on your custom character. And it would have to have workshop support, allowing players to create their own campaigns/jobs.

I want this game to be real now...:(
They made it. It sucked
 
So, now Minecraft and EVE Online?

I'm not sure how exactly it would work, but damn it would probably be awesome.
 
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