Fools, We Will Destroy You All! ...After We Save The World! (Mad Scientist Riot Quest)(RECRUITING!)

How Should Minions Be Capped?


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Would this character be appropriate?

Player: S111592
Name: Dr. Alexandrius Falt
Description: Tall, thin, dark haired and pale with unremarkable features Dr. Falt would normally be the description of humdrum, except for his eyes.
Backstory: After a near death experience with a memetic hazard he became obsessed with (and paranoid of) such hazards. During his research he realized that hewould always be vulnerable unless he could somehow filter-out harmful information before perceiving it.
So he took the logical course of action (HA) and replaced his eyes with cybernetics constantly protected by the best anti info hazard firewalls he could program.
Skill Levels: Research 3, Operations 1, Espionage 2, Combat 1
Starting Inventions: Cyber eyes- Made to defend against info hazards these eyes filter-out any kind of directly harmful visual information
from the overload of flash bangs to a basilisks stony glare.
Info hazard: Nothing to see here- A specific pattern that makes people simply glance over it, it requires several seconds of direct focus for the average person to detect the pattern and whatever it is painted on.
Info hazard: Landmine- Simply put this hazard causes nausea, dizziness, vomiting and seizures in anyone to look at it for more than a few seconds.

Right here from near the bottom of page 75.
 
[X] Create an Espionage 4 Skillsoft.
[X] Create a Blueprint:
-[X] Create a LEARNER compatible version of the Mechanogoblin.
[X] Serve as the template for the Espionage 4 Skillsoft.
 
Since minions work better when there's a Mad Scientist there to yell at them, anyone want to yell at the workers expanding our Mine Base?
 
Who, if anyone, is planning on lone-wolfing a project? I will trade you an action either this turn or next for aid creating my warren.

[X] Create a Blueprint
-[X] Warren, an organism-agnostic room that creates and counters the cost of minions at the same rate as a Replicator hub until its currency pool is fully tapped out. If the space supply is capped before the currency, the remaining currency can be used akin to the Forging Furnace. tldr, it's the GOCM but bigger & cooler. Ideally it's created by planting a tree which then digs out a cavern underground, creating (glowing) capsules filled with a goo which are accessible by a narrow passage. These cells create creatures and nourish and heal those which sleep inside of them, offering a full rest within two hours and a full restore within a week. Function example: Create an Empty Warren, Warren spends 40 (or whatever) virtual currency on creating minions. The next turn, it spends 40-upkeep cost of existing minions on creating minions. The next turn it... Until its currency supply is fully occupied. It needs to be told what to make (to save effort).
[X] Build Counterintelligence Network
-[X] Random security/brainwashing checks, anti-scrying fields, general paranoia, the works. Basically, do everything we can to keep spies out.
[X] Install V3 Pandora Orb
-[X] L.E.A.R.N.E.R 1.5.4, Neurocomputer, Primitive Telepathic Circuit, Computerized Reality Model, Angelfield 1.7.2
[X] Accept the Awakened Madness's offer
[jk] Create Blueprint
-[jk] Anglefield 1.7.2 - Projects a series of forcefields around the user which passively sequentially redirect projectiles back at the source or around the user and can be actively shaped so as to direct projectiles (or sound, or light) originating from the user around corners. This effect can also be used to generate lift through a helicopter effect, a halo-esque visual artifact, and "wing"-shaped forcefields capable of slicing through steel embedded with carbon nanofiber.
 
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Who, if anyone, is planning on lone-wolfing a project? I will trade you an action either this turn or next for aid creating my warren.

[X] Create a Blueprint
-[X] Warren, an organism-agnostic room that creates and counters the cost of minions at the same rate as a Replicator hub until its currency pool is fully tapped out. If the space supply is capped before the currency, the remaining currency can be used akin to the Forging Furnace. tldr, it's the GOCM but bigger & cooler. Ideally it's created by planting a tree which then digs out a cavern underground, creating (glowing) capsules filled with a goo which are accessible by a narrow passage. These cells create creatures and nourish and heal those which sleep inside of them, offering a full rest within two hours and a full restore within a week. Function example: Create an Empty Warren, Warren spends 40 (or whatever) virtual currency on creating minions. The next turn, it spends 40-upkeep cost of existing minions on creating minions. The next turn it... Until its currency supply is fully occupied. It needs to be told what to make (to save effort).
[X] Build Counterintelligence Network
-[X] Random security/brainwashing checks, anti-scrying fields, general paranoia, the works. Basically, do everything we can to keep spies out.
[X] Install V3 Pandora Orb
-[X] L.E.A.R.N.E.R 1.5.4, Neurocomputer, Primitive Telepathic Circuit, Computerized Reality Model, Angelfield 1.7.2
[X] Accept the Awakened Madness's offer
[jk] Create Blueprint
-[jk] Anglefield 1.7.2 - Projects a series of forcefields around the user which passively sequentially redirect projectiles back at the source or around the user and can be actively shaped so as to direct projectiles (or sound, or light) originating from the user around corners. This effect can also be used to generate lift through a helicopter effect, a halo-esque visual artifact, and "wing"-shaped forcefields capable of slicing through steel embedded with carbon nanofiber.
I really like your warren idea. Dedede would have loved it If He wasn't dededead. Eh that is What I get for setting and forgetting a research but I am a man of my word you know.

Speeking of that I think I'll first help @them8 and do something if my own. Maybe you can help With one and I'll help you next turn? We do need more biological housing.
 
I really like your warren idea. Dedede would have loved it If He wasn't dededead. Eh that is What I get for setting and forgetting a research but I am a man of my word you know.

Speeking of that I think I'll first help @them8 and do something if my own. Maybe you can help With one and I'll help you next turn? We do need more biological housing.
what is your vote? Did you want me to help w/ the something-of-your-own or them8 or...?
 
what is your vote? Did you want me to help w/ the something-of-your-own or them8 or...?
Stil needed to vote, wil do it now, and I´LL DO IT LIVE (I won't).
(Could you please help with Fortress? I'll help with yours next turn.)

[] Accept the Awakened Madness's offer
[] Install pandora orb
-[] Integrate blueprints
--[] Latest version of the Ochicalcum suit, L.E.A.R.N.E.R., Angelfield, all-porpuse energy tap, Personal S.E.P.
[] Design a blueprint
-[] Best Command centerTM
--[] With a larger operation you need a larger command area than just a desk, how well equiped it is, intergrating the Upgraded possible servers, multiple screen(wallsized and regular) several swively chairs, one sentient coffie machine, the holografic projectors, the full sized version of the translations software, some maintenance ports, at least 15 cat beds, and 5 regular ones, an attempt to make it all easily modable and upgrade-able and In the center the Grand Jacuzzi/ Command Cozy Pile!

[] Design a blueprint
-[] Fortress
-[] Using the Wunder-brass, Dynacapsule, Marble reactor, Buster cannon, Exotic particle cannon MK.2, Super bombs and feliationizer and revival serum. Aswel as concepts used in the pandora orb MK.3
--[] This room wil cover the base it is place in with a layer of wunder-brass using the concepts used in the Dynacapsule and pandora orb (using less space then should and integratting something new), it wil also create hidden battery guns that pop up (out of Dynacapsule storage) and can open fire. These turrets are manned by NetNavi's. These turrets are armed with two Exotic particle cannons MK.2 and two Buster cannons each and can fire all at ones. These turrets are powered by a marble reactor. These turrets can switch to a mortar that fire super bombs, in these super bombs are two cannisters filled with airborn revival serum and Feliationizer, turning all in the blast radius into cat zombies. The Fortress room used pandora orb concepts to be able integrate any new defense mechanism at a moments notice.

So any complaints? Maybe make the super bomb - revival serum/Felitianizer bomb seperately?
 
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[X] Accept the Awakened Madness's offer
[X] Install Pandora Orb/Integrate Blueprints
-[X] Install V3 Pandora Orb (No Black Blood)
-[X] Upgrade L.E.A.R.N.E.R.
-[X] Upgrade Angelfield
-[X] Integrate I.M.P.
-[X] Integrate Neurocomputer and nsm files
-[X] Computerized Reality Model
[X] Design a blueprint
-[X] Best Command centerTM
--[X] With a larger operation you need a larger command area than just a desk, how well equiped it is, intergrating the Upgraded possible servers, multiple screen(wallsized and regular) several swively chairs, one sentient coffie machine, the holografic projectors, the full sized version of the translations software, some maintenance ports, at least 15 cat beds, and 5 regular ones, an attempt to make it all easily modable and upgrade-able and In the center the Grand Jacuzzi/ Command Cozy Pile!
[X] Design a blueprint
-[X] Fortress
-[X] Using the Wunder-brass, Dynacapsule, Marble reactor, Buster cannon, Exotic particle cannon MK.2, Super bombs and feliationizer and revival serum. Aswel as concepts used in the pandora orb MK.3
--[X] This room wil cover the base it is place in with a layer of wunder-brass using the concepts used in the Dynacapsule and pandora orb (using less space then should and integratting something new), it wil also create hidden battery guns that pop up (out of Dynacapsule storage) and can open fire. These turrets are manned by NetNavi's. These turrets are armed with two Exotic particle cannons MK.2 and two Buster cannons each and can fire all at ones. These turrets are powered by a marble reactor. These turrets can switch to a mortar that fire super bombs, in these super bombs are two cannisters filled with airborn revival serum and Feliationizer, turning all in the blast radius into cat zombies. The Fortress room used pandora orb concepts to be able integrate any new defense mechanism at a moments notice.

I feel sorry for DeDeDe he was an interesting character.
 
Who, if anyone, is planning on lone-wolfing a project? I will trade you an action either this turn or next for aid creating my warren.

I'm willing to trade assist actions; I'll help you with your personal project this turn if you help me with mine.

[] Upgrade Blueprint
-[] Upgrade Eggmobile
--[] Increase general power capabilities by incorporating any and all viable power upgrades that can be made to safely fit for MAXIMUM (non-suicidal) POWER!
--[] Increase speed and maneuverability by incorporating Hyper-Rotating Plasma Engine.
--[] Upgrade defenses to make design fully enclosed (while still allowing for full use of a better, safer Ejection system) for better environmental and overall protection; while incorporating use of 'Bubble Shield Belt' for exterior defenses, and a Diamond Silk-Git Gud Cotton Hybrid incorporated into the basic armor plating. And maybe throw some Wunder-brass in there too somehow.
--[] Upgrade offensive and utility capabilities by incorporating a modular system allowing the new and improved Eggmobile to mount an array of weapons options and/or sidecars, or alternatively, allow the Eggmobile to easily integrate with or escape from a larger, appropriately designed vehicle on the fly.
 
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I'm willing to trade assist actions; I'll help you with your personal project this turn if you help me with mine.

[] Upgrade Blueprint
-[] Upgrade Eggmobile
--[] Increase general power capabilities by incorporating any and all viable power upgrades that can be made to safely fit for MAXIMUM (non-suicidal) POWER!
--[] Increase speed and maneuverability by incorporating Hyper-Rotating Plasma Engine.
--[] Upgrade defenses to make design fully enclosed (while still allowing for full use of a better, safer Ejection system) for better environmental and overall protection; while incorporating use of 'Bubble Shield Belt' for exterior defenses, and a Diamond Silk-Git Gud Cotton Hybrid incorporated into the basic armor plating.
--[] Upgrade offensive and utility capabilities by incorporating a modular system allowing the new and improved Eggmobile to mount an array of weapons options and/or sidecars, or alternatively, allow the Eggmobile to easily integrate with or escape from a larger, appropriately designed vehicle on the fly.
My new starting invention, wunder-brass, can serve as effective armour.
Myabe the outer plating is wunnder-brass while under that to protect the machinery their is a layer of Diamond Silk stacked on Git Gud cotton (they are layerd on eachother seeing as their both thin fabrics). This would turn the new and improved Eggmobile in a fortress. Then incorparate a system similiar to the pandora orb to make it merge with other tech on the fly. The mobile itself is build for speed and defense while it can mix with other tech for offensive power.
 
[X] Accept the Awakened Madness's offer
[X] Build Counterintelligence Network
-[X] Random security/brainwashing checks, anti-scrying fields, general paranoia, the works. Basically, do everything we can to keep spies out.
[X] Install V3 Pandora Orb
-[X] L.E.A.R.N.E.R 1.5.4, Neurocomputer, Primitive Telepathic Circuit, Computerized Reality Model, Angelfield 1.7.2
[X] Design a blueprint
-[X] Fortress
-[X] Using the Wunder-brass, Dynacapsule, Marble reactor, Buster cannon, Exotic particle cannon MK.2, Super bombs and feliationizer and revival serum. Aswel as concepts used in the pandora orb MK.3
--[X] This room wil cover the base it is place in with a layer of wunder-brass using the concepts used in the Dynacapsule and pandora orb (using less space then should and integratting something new), it wil also create hidden battery guns that pop up (out of Dynacapsule storage) and can open fire. These turrets are manned by NetNavi's. These turrets are armed with two Exotic particle cannons MK.2 and two Buster cannons each and can fire all at ones. These turrets are powered by a marble reactor. These turrets can switch to a mortar that fire super bombs, in these super bombs are two cannisters filled with airborn revival serum and Feliationizer, turning all in the blast radius into cat zombies. The Fortress room used pandora orb concepts to be able integrate any new defense mechanism at a moments notice.
 
OMAKE: In Memory of the fallen
Omake Time: In Memory of the Fallen.
Master Viper Jaminson sat at his lab bench in silence. While this in itself wasn't unusual, the fact that he wasn't doing anything at it was. There was no bubbling of liquids or the hum of computers and even the pens and papers messily heaped upon his desk laid untouched. In the early morning dark the entire room echoed with an eerie stillness. And in the centre of it all with his arms crossed, Viper sat there brooding in the absolute silence. He had just heard the news that both Waldo and DeDeDe had been found dead. Unrevivable too, he had checked, neither of them had any brain structures left for Dr. West's Reanimation Serum to work with, and he could not find any Angelfield templates for them among MADs databases. He had even hacked into all their personal devices on the off chance that they were stored there, but even that had turned up fruitless.

Master Viper Jaminson was at a loss. From what little he could remember of his past it wasn't often that he outlived any of his fellow Mads that he worked with. In fact most of the time he was the reason they died in the first place. Not being the first one dead when working with other Mads was a new experience for him. As such he had no idea what to do with the bodies of dead colleagues or the things that they left behind. The fact that his rummage through DeDeDe's personal systems had turned up something of note had not made this any less confusing. Apparently DeDeDe had left behind a will which specified what to do with some of his things, a printed copy of which was laying under a now cold mug of coffee and milk. This still left the question of what to do with the rest of DeDeDe's stuff, like his spare clothes.

Viper sighed and stood up, moving for the first time since he had finished reading the will. Picking it up again he supposed that he could do what it specified and work out where to go from there. Flagging down some unoccupied fetch bots in MAD's systems he gave them the orders for them to drag DeDeDe's bed and M3 to Felicia's room, pin a copy of the will to the front of Joe, and duct tape the solitary Waddle dee halfway up the door to Miss Moors' lab to stop it from wandering off. Moving to DeDeDe's room he found the keys specified in the will and began to try them on everything in the room. After finding the 'Brutus protocols' in a filing cabinet he signalled for all unoccupied fetch bots to start gathering the remainder of DeDeDe and Waldo's belongings and dump them next to the bodies, he vaguely remembered something about people being buried with their belongings.

Placing the 'Brutus protocol' papers on his lab bench he tried to remember what else there was to dealing with the dead. All he remembered besides the belongings thing was something about last drinks and fire arrows. Frowning he guessed that he was supposed to burn the bodies and belongings after soaking them in drinking alcohol. Giving the order to the fetch bots to also pour several gallons of pure ethanol into the room he went to disable the fire suppression system. Once the S.K.Y. net signalled that the tasks he assigned were complete he directed a solitary sacrificial fetch bot to carry in a lit molitov cocktail and throw it. As expected the room exploded into a raging inferno consuming the everything within. After watching for a little while Viper turned away satisfied with a job well done.

Watching the papers containing the Brutus protocols crackle and burn a little while later Viper mused, DeDeDe was a brilliant man to think of all these ways to use the various quirks of MADs' scientists against them to defeat them. Such a legacy should not be forgotten and as such he had used the L.E.A.R.N.E.R. module implanted in his head to remember all of their contents perfectly, filed away under the title of sociological outlier data. This way they would stay unchanging in the passing of time, even if he died multiple times in the future. He knew sometime in the far future when the knowledge DeDeDe's face was blurred and the voice was slurred he would still remember the words, in memory of the fallen.
 
Omake Time: In Memory of the Fallen.
Master Viper Jaminson sat at his lab bench in silence. While this in itself wasn't unusual, the fact that he wasn't doing anything at it was. There was no bubbling of liquids or the hum of computers and even the pens and papers messily heaped upon his desk laid untouched. In the early morning dark the entire room echoed with an eerie stillness. And in the centre of it all with his arms crossed, Viper sat there brooding in the absolute silence. He had just heard the news that both Waldo and DeDeDe had been found dead. Unrevivable too, he had checked, neither of them had any brain structures left for Dr. West's Reanimation Serum to work with, and he could not find any Angelfield templates for them among MADs databases. He had even hacked into all their personal devices on the off chance that they were stored there, but even that had turned up fruitless.

Master Viper Jaminson was at a loss. From what little he could remember of his past it wasn't often that he outlived any of his fellow Mads that he worked with. In fact most of the time he was the reason they died in the first place. Not being the first one dead when working with other Mads was a new experience for him. As such he had no idea what to do with the bodies of dead colleagues or the things that they left behind. The fact that his rummage through DeDeDe's personal systems had turned up something of note had not made this any less confusing. Apparently DeDeDe had left behind a will which specified what to do with some of his things, a printed copy of which was laying under a now cold mug of coffee and milk. This still left the question of what to do with the rest of DeDeDe's stuff, like his spare clothes.

Viper sighed and stood up, moving for the first time since he had finished reading the will. Picking it up again he supposed that he could do what it specified and work out where to go from there. Flagging down some unoccupied fetch bots in MAD's systems he gave them the orders for them to drag DeDeDe's bed and M3 to Felicia's room, pin a copy of the will to the front of Joe, and duct tape the solitary Waddle dee halfway up the door to Miss Moors' lab to stop it from wandering off. Moving to DeDeDe's room he found the keys specified in the will and began to try them on everything in the room. After finding the 'Brutus protocols' in a filing cabinet he signalled for all unoccupied fetch bots to start gathering the remainder of DeDeDe and Waldo's belongings and dump them next to the bodies, he vaguely remembered something about people being buried with their belongings.

Placing the 'Brutus protocol' papers on his lab bench he tried to remember what else there was to dealing with the dead. All he remembered besides the belongings thing was something about last drinks and fire arrows. Frowning he guessed that he was supposed to burn the bodies and belongings after soaking them in drinking alcohol. Giving the order to the fetch bots to also pour several gallons of pure ethanol into the room he went to disable the fire suppression system. Once the S.K.Y. net signalled that the tasks he assigned were complete he directed a solitary sacrificial fetch bot to carry in a lit molitov cocktail and throw it. As expected the room exploded into a raging inferno consuming the everything within. After watching for a little while Viper turned away satisfied with a job well done.

Watching the papers containing the Brutus protocols crackle and burn a little while later Viper mused, DeDeDe was a brilliant man to think of all these ways to use the various quirks of MADs' scientists against them to defeat them. Such a legacy should not be forgotten and as such he had used the L.E.A.R.N.E.R. module implanted in his head to remember all of their contents perfectly, filed away under the title of sociological outlier data. This way they would stay unchanging in the passing of time, even if he died multiple times in the future. He knew sometime in the far future when the knowledge DeDeDe's face was blurred and the voice was slurred he would still remember the words, in memory of the fallen.
Damn.
I got feels.
Really good Omake.
I thought that DeDeDe something in his wil about his other belongings and then I realised he is a MAD scientist and a bit of one track mind so would mostly focus on the important things.
Emotional and funny, great work Potato.
Before DeDeDe died I wanted to make an Omake of Viper finding the Brutus protocols, now I wil just make an Omake of Viper going over them *winku*

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I came acros a song that kind of fits Master Viper Jamieson. Not perfectly but pretty wel.
 
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