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How Should Minions Be Capped?


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Alright, so we got a infinite supply of Cat Friends if someone wants to make them. @Shadowhope Cat Friends are your thing, want to make us a couple dozen?
Is that even a question? Of course I do~! Felicia is of the opinon you can never have enough friends.
She might run out of pastries to name them after though. Anyone else notice that Felicia tends to name her Cat Friends after pastries while the normal cats from the Unusual Stray Cat Colony all get named after medical supplies?
 
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So I was thinking that space exploration should wait for better stealth tech or teleporters so we don't freak out most world governments, though we're better off in Argentina than we would be in most places.
 
*puts on the To-Do list*
I just need to think of an good enough cat related acronym or pun.
Maybe an Space Statnyan? Statinyon? Statinyan? Nah, needs to roll of the tongue better.
P.A.W.
Planitiary
Attack
Wagon
It wil be an oddly cat shaped van, With wheels that can tilt into engines and somehow get into SPA~ACE. The aliens wil be So confussed they won't know What hit them.

Also, @I just write
At risk of sounding whiny, did you see my suggestion about level based fund system. I am asking Because I feel like you missed the post. If not sorry for wasting your time.
 
P.A.W.
Planitiary
Attack
Wagon
It wil be an oddly cat shaped van, With wheels that can tilt into engines and somehow get into SPA~ACE. The aliens wil be So confussed they won't know What hit them.

Also, @I just write
At risk of sounding whiny, did you see my suggestion about level based fund system. I am asking Because I feel like you missed the post. If not sorry for wasting your time.
It sounds a bit workable, but again, I'm probably going to just go with 'does it make sense for this level of infrastructure/resources/income to support this level of doing stuff?'
 
[X]Design Blueprint
-[X] Giant Clockwork Wrench- A tool that is both sturdy for battle, yet precise enough not to scratch bolts, size variable do to clockwork mechanics.

[X] Fix Network

[X] (special) Commit forces to SASRI raid
-[x]Stealthy Combat Drone, It got nothing else to do at least it can do something in the fight.
 
Honestly? I was expecting someone to try building a spaceship by now to go X-COM on those aliens.
I wanted to but I didn't think we had the resources to pull it off nor could I get anyone to help.

Next turn I WILL be designing a spaceship of DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Edit: apparently making a post while half asleep leads to weird things.
 
I wanted to but I didn't think we had the resources to pull it off nor could I get anyone to help.

Next turn I WILL be designing a spaceship of DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Edit: apparently making a post while half asleep leads to weird things.
I still wanted to make a city eater but eh, couldn't do it alone *shrug*
Though now that I think about, could we make our I.S. Academy now? We already have the power armour :V
 
I wanted to but I didn't think we had the resources to pull it off nor could I get anyone to help.

Next turn I WILL be designing a spaceship of DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Edit: apparently making a post while half asleep leads to weird things.
...
Remember when we wanted to make a vulcano island base?
Why not go full out. The vulcano island is actually a space ship with the CAT facilities in/on it.
The vulcano is ofcourse in the shape of a cat skull with cybernetics over its right eye. That eye is ofcourse a weapon of some sorts.
When the island goes into space ship mode most of the island gets coverd by a bubble shield.
The island is ofcourse partly run by net-navis. Probally woodman.exe for the forrest (we have ofcourse filled with monsters of all kinds), galaxyman.exe for the spaceship mode and Catwoman.exe for CAT facilities.
Because why buy an Island when can build one and why build a space ship when you can build an island that just happans to be a space ship.
I hope however that we can build this space ship island and not give it a cat pun/acronym.
Wel just call it CAT SKULL ISLAND OF DOOOOOOOMTM​
 
We do have that bunker that's ripe for renovation into a classic evil underground lair.

EDIT: Oh, hey, looks like the list of stuff has been updated! Nice.
That is a bond villian lair, that is good but we need a bit more.
We'll have both ofcourse. The bond lair is our main lair and the island of DOOM is where we store stuff, like captives to research or monsters that are akward to keep at base.
So we can can dump people who ask to many questions into the forrest for a laugh, you know before we turn them into cats.

Speaking of cats, I have an idea.
Why not make a room that is a factory production line. It is constructed out of the Jerry machine and an injection module for the resurection formula and the felisantionizer.
The Jerry gets created, then grabbed by robotic arms and placed on an injection station that fills him with felinastionizer and if he dies he gets filled with the resurection formula. If that fails again the results gets turned into pure organic matter for DeDeDe's M3 to make a waddle dee instead, or something else.
 
P.A.W.
Planitiary
Attack
Wagon
It wil be an oddly cat shaped van, With wheels that can tilt into engines and somehow get into SPA~ACE. The aliens wil be So confussed they won't know What hit them.

Also, @I just write
At risk of sounding whiny, did you see my suggestion about level based fund system. I am asking Because I feel like you missed the post. If not sorry for wasting your time.
Oooooh. I like that acronym. Accepted.

I wanted to but I didn't think we had the resources to pull it off nor could I get anyone to help.

Next turn I WILL be designing a spaceship of DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Edit: apparently making a post while half asleep leads to weird things.

I still wanted to make a city eater but eh, couldn't do it alone *shrug*
Though now that I think about, could we make our I.S. Academy now? We already have the power armour :V
...
Remember when we wanted to make a vulcano island base?
Why not go full out. The vulcano island is actually a space ship with the CAT facilities in/on it.
The vulcano is ofcourse in the shape of a cat skull with cybernetics over its right eye. That eye is ofcourse a weapon of some sorts.
When the island goes into space ship mode most of the island gets coverd by a bubble shield.
The island is ofcourse partly run by net-navis. Probally woodman.exe for the forrest (we have ofcourse filled with monsters of all kinds), galaxyman.exe for the spaceship mode and Catwoman.exe for CAT facilities.
Because why buy an Island when can build one and why build a space ship when you can build an island that just happans to be a space ship.
I hope however that we can build this space ship island and not give it a cat pun/acronym.
Wel just call it CAT SKULL ISLAND OF DOOOOOOOMTM​

I for one, am 100% on board for this idea. We could call it The Cataclysm. Having it be an spaceship-island means that it'll be an mobile base as well, so we can move around at will and won't be in one place too long. Also it's just plain awesome.

Maybe the catskull right eye weapon is an giant Exotic Particle Cannon? Or an Giant Laser. Or an Felinationizer NOW IN LASER FORM. Like an infection ray. But bigger. Much bigger. The Death Star has never been so feline before.


That is a bond villian lair, that is good but we need a bit more.
We'll have both ofcourse. The bond lair is our main lair and the island of DOOM is where we store stuff, like captives to research or monsters that are akward to keep at base.
So we can can dump people who ask to many questions into the forrest for a laugh, you know before we turn them into cats.

Speaking of cats, I have an idea.
Why not make a room that is a factory production line. It is constructed out of the Jerry machine and an injection module for the resurection formula and the felisantionizer.
The Jerry gets created, then grabbed by robotic arms and placed on an injection station that fills him with felinastionizer and if he dies he gets filled with the resurection formula. If that fails again the results gets turned into pure organic matter for DeDeDe's M3 to make a waddle dee instead, or something else.

Ooooh, I like the factory production line. Though it's gotta be called the Factpurry Purrduction Line. Also an idea, maybe if we figure out rapid cloning or something, we won't have to abduct random hobos to turn into Cat Friends, we just use the DNA of whatever humans/beings we find to be the most optimal fighters/whatever to make constant clones of and turn into Cat Friends.

We might have the Biology level for it, and if not, we certainly have enough specialized scientists to do research to raise the level.

Hm, speaking of Cat Friends. They are combat 2, but I wonder if we can tweak the formula- ahem- Furmewla into making different types of Cat Friends that specialize in different things. Like perhaps an Espionage 2 Cat Friend or an Research 2 Cat Friend. This would probably be represented by the Cat Friends being different species of cats. Or Felines in general I guess.

Combat Cat Friend Clawmbat Cat Furriend- Probably mixes to represent Feral Cats and how they're not specific breeds. The vanilla Cat Friend that has an wide range of appearances, never looking the same or like any specific breed of cat. Or I guess we could stretch the meaning and make Big Cat Friends aka Lions, Tigers, Panthers oh my!

Espionage Cat Friend Espionyage Cat Furriend- Would look like the Abyssinian breed probably. Quiet, intelligent, and athletic, they would make for good Black Ops spies for listening in on stuff. Plus they can actually be taught to play fetch. The most dog-like cat breed tbh.

Research Cat Friend Research Cat Furriend- Bengal Cats are intelligent and tend to figure out how things work quickly, even able to figure out how to turn on an lightswitch and play with electronics. Them being a very pretty breed is an bonus.

Operations Cat Friend Opurrations Cat Furriend- Siamese Cats are intelligent and talkative, so no communications errors or organizational should go on here.
 
OMAKE: DeDeDe and Felicia (part 1)
Oooooh. I like that acronym. Accepted.






I for one, am 100% on board for this idea. We could call it The Cataclysm. Having it be an spaceship-island means that it'll be an mobile base as well, so we can move around at will and won't be in one place too long. Also it's just plain awesome.

Maybe the catskull right eye weapon is an giant Exotic Particle Cannon? Or an Giant Laser. Or an Felinationizer NOW IN LASER FORM. Like an infection ray. But bigger. Much bigger. The Death Star has never been so feline before.




Ooooh, I like the factory production line. Though it's gotta be called the Factpurry Purrduction Line. Also an idea, maybe if we figure out rapid cloning or something, we won't have to abduct random hobos to turn into Cat Friends, we just use the DNA of whatever humans/beings we find to be the most optimal fighters/whatever to make constant clones of and turn into Cat Friends.

We might have the Biology level for it, and if not, we certainly have enough specialized scientists to do research to raise the level.

Hm, speaking of Cat Friends. They are combat 2, but I wonder if we can tweak the formula- ahem- Furmewla into making different types of Cat Friends that specialize in different things. Like perhaps an Espionage 2 Cat Friend or an Research 2 Cat Friend. This would probably be represented by the Cat Friends being different species of cats. Or Felines in general I guess.

Combat Cat Friend Clawmbat Cat Furriend- Probably mixes to represent Feral Cats and how they're not specific breeds. The vanilla Cat Friend that has an wide range of appearances, never looking the same or like any specific breed of cat. Or I guess we could stretch the meaning and make Big Cat Friends aka Lions, Tigers, Panthers oh my!

Espionage Cat Friend Espionyage Cat Furriend- Would look like the Abyssinian breed probably. Quiet, intelligent, and athletic, they would make for good Black Ops spies for listening in on stuff. Plus they can actually be taught to play fetch. The most dog-like cat breed tbh.

Research Cat Friend Research Cat Furriend- Bengal Cats are intelligent and tend to figure out how things work quickly, even able to figure out how to turn on an lightswitch and play with electronics. Them being a very pretty breed is an bonus.

Operations Cat Friend Opurrations Cat Furriend- Siamese Cats are intelligent and talkative, so no communications errors or organizational should go on here.
Sounds good. However, Shadowhope, I have something to pitch to you.
As you know, the M3 works on certain DNA templates to make minions. I looked at the Kirby wiki for Cats. I did get the Kriby animal buddy but that is not the important part.
I give you, the Batfire:

Cat-Bat-fireball.
Purrfect for Aerial combat and to take out buildings. If they die however, they crashtowards the earth and explode in a firey vortex.

I also have an IC bit, just like Restless dead (I reread those with your character, I made myself giggle a bit).
IC:
*DeDeDe waddles over towards Felicia
DEDEDE: FELICIA, just the cat I was looking fah. I have a research Idea to pitch, trust me dear, you'll love it.
*Felicia looks him in the eyes like a cat finding a particuliar plump bird
*DeDeDe starts to sweat
Felicia: Oh Dr.Penguin, Go On~
DEDEDE: I am not a Penguin Alright then as ya know we have many minions, many in production too. However or Aerial powah is limited. We have da buzzkills but that is not enaough. What we need is something that can burn what we need to burn in an aerial flare with purrfect precision of a cat. I give you, the Batafire
*Shows Felicia a picture
DEDEDE: Howevah, I believe I need your particlawiar...CATspertese to disgahn this creatah, what you ya think Fel?
*Felicia stares at DeDeDe
Felicia: Lovely idedede, however the name is just AWFUL. If he is going to be one of our FRIENDS he needs a differant name. Catfire? Catball? Sun-Cat? We need to brainstorm this. I am interrested my co-worker so I'll think about it. No if you'll excuse me I HaVE to Go MakE sOMe morE FRIENDS! LovELY LOVelY FRIENDS! I WOndEr IF a WIzaRD BecOmeS My cat FRIEND He BEComeS A MaGiCaL cat FRIEND?!
DeDeDe: EH...you go do that gal.
*Felicica leaves
*DeDeDe crashes on the ground and holds a Waddle dee to his chest
DeDeDe: Oh lawd Dee, I thought she going to eat meh.

EDIT: Changed some little things.
Also, in all seriousness, what do you think @Shadowhope ? A possible project for next turn? Or are you going to focus on project Cataclysm or project FactPurry.
 
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Sounds good. However, Shadowhope, I have something to pitch to you.
As you know, the M3 works on certain DNA templates to make minions. I looked at the Kirby wiki for Cats. I did get the Kriby animal buddy but that is not the important part.
I give you, the Batfire:

Cat-Bat-fireball.
Purrfect for Aerial combat and to take out buildings. If they die however, they crashtowards the earth and explode in a firey vortex.

I also have an IC bit, just like Restless dead (I reread those with your character, I made myself giggle a bit).
IC:
*DeDeDe waddles over towards Felicia
DEDEDE: FELICIA, just the cat I was looking fah. I have a research Idea to pitch, trust me dear, you'll love it.
*Felicia looks him in the eyes like a cat finding a particuliar plump bird
*DeDeDe starts to sweat
Felicia: Oh Dr.Penguin, Go On~
DEDEDE: I am not a Penguin Alright then as ya know we have many minions, many in production too. However or Aerial powah is limited. We have da buzzkills but that is not enaough. What we need is something that can burn what we need to burn in an aerial flare with purrfect precision of a cat. I give you, the Batafire
*Shows Felicia a picture
DEDEDE: Howevah, I believe I need your particlawiar...CATspertese to disgahn this creatah, what you ya think Fel?
*Felicia stares at DeDeDe
Felicia: Lovely idedede, however the name is just AWFUL. If he is going to be one of our FRIENDS he needs a differant name. Catfire? Catball? Sun-Cat? We need to brainstorm this. I am interrested my co-worker so I'll think about it. No if you'll excuse me I HaVE to Go MakE sOMe morE FRIENDS! LOVELY LOVELY FRIENDS! I WOndEr IF a WIzaRD BecOmeS My FriENd He BEComeS A MaGiCaL FRIEND?!
DeDeDe: EH...you do that gal.
*Felicica leaves
*DeDeDe crashes on the ground and holds a Waddle dee to his chest
DeDeDe: Oh lawd Dee, I thought she going to eat meh.

Accurate representation of Felicia, can confirm, 10/10.
She'd be an bit sad about the lack of hug and pet ability without being burnt, but ultimately decide that the air superiority such a friend would give would be worth it.
Also an accurate depiction of Felicia: Wanting to hug every cat and being sad that she can't.
She probably finds the Waddle Dee's adorable even if inefficient in cuteness in comparison to her Cat Friends. Hmm.... Inspiration strikes. I'll be writing now, brb. Though I think that Felicia tends to be mumble with lots of ....'s if she doesn't trust someone, is tired, deep in thought, or just not feeling it. On the other end of the spectrum is when she's affectionate, talkitive, excited, and playful. It's generally a sign of trust and excitement, but red text and signs of unhingedness show up more often.

Cat puns and puns in general are always an surefire way to win her over though.

Edit: I'm actually open to Felicia helping create the Batafires.... well more like Catafires next turn. The Cataclysm and Project Factpurry will require more research on mechanics, space, ship design, and aeronautics along with probably a slew of other stuff. Whenever we all think we have enough levels and/or relevant technology to create either we can decide to attempt one. I'd like the decision to be an group one, since both of them sound like megaprojects that would require a lot of madscientists working on it at once.
 
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OMAKE: DeDeDe and Felicia (part 2)
Accurate representation of Felicia, can confirm, 10/10.
She'd be an bit sad about the lack of hug and pet ability without being burnt, but ultimately decide that the air superiority such a friend would give would be worth it.
Also an accurate depiction of Felicia: Wanting to hug every cat and being sad that she can't.
She probably finds the Waddle Dee's adorable even if inefficient in cuteness in comparison to her Cat Friends. Hmm.... Inspiration strikes. I'll be writing now, brb. Though I think that Felicia tends to be mumble with lots of ....'s if she doesn't trust someone, is tired, deep in thought, or just not feeling it. On the other end of the spectrum is when she's affectionate, talkitive, excited, and playful. It's generally a sign of trust and excitement, but red text and signs of unhingedness show up more often.

Cat puns and puns in general are always an surefire way to win her over though.

Edit: I'm actually open to Felicia helping create the Batafires.... well more like Catafires next turn. The Cataclysm and Project Factpurry will require more research on mechanics, space, ship design, and aeronautics along with probably a slew of other stuff. Whenever we all think we have enough levels and/or relevant technology to create either we can decide to attempt one. I'd like the decision to be an group one, since both of them sound like megaprojects that would require a lot of madscientists working on it at once.
Yeah kinda had to guess Felicia's personality, not so clear as Edna's from restless dead and not so easy to play off of my character.
I also looked up if there where more cat themed things in kirby.
Scarfy's can be kinda argued to be floating fluffy cats, like how the waddle dee's are squishy. Unlike waddle dee's, Scarfy's can turn into monstrous one eyed mutants. Seems kinda fitting for Felicia, cute and cuddly most of the time but sometimes wants to your friend and cuddle you realy realy hard, so hard you'll fall asleep. There also hunter scarfy's which are guards that attack ones there quary is stolen.

There is also Tac (or T.A.C.) which is pretty much a waddle-dee-like-cat-burgler. Can probally steal resources for us. Hell, in game they can steal copy abilities so maybe we can make Tacs to be able to steal powers, liking stealing the vampire out of one or stealing the beast out of a werewolf or the magic out of a wizard.

Then we have Nago, Kirby's cat friend. Not sure if we can weaponize him but he is a gaint fluffy cat that can clean things (to death) so Felicia wil probally approve.

There is a floating cat head blob in the original dream land, but I don't think it is minion material.

Also, I think I should mention that DeDeDe is kinda attached to most things out of the M3, especialy the Waddle dee's and wil probally try to crush anyone who experiments on a life one or kills one for research under his weight. You can however just use the M3 to make variants on the waddle dee.
Also, in Kirby there are fire lions and I take it the felinasationizer works through forcing humans to fit a given template. What if that template is a fire lion template?

IC bit:
*DeDeDe walks in and sees Felicia hug a waddle dee and pout
DeDeDe: Felicia mah gal, what is wrang?
Felicia: It is cuddly but ineviciently cute
DeDeDe: ...waht
Felicia: This creature is cute...and cuddely...but it is not a cat...they are the cutest...
DeDeDe: ...
*DeDeDe places fake cat ears on the waddle dee
*Felicia stares at him
Felicia: You just increased his cuteness my 20% OH! How about I make him my CaT FRIEND?!
DeDeDe: If ya put any kinda chemical into mah waddle dee's girl I shwear to gawd I wil break evahry bohne in yer bahdy, capiche?

*Felicia pouts
Felicia: Meanie
Waddle dee: The doctor is not mean, just protective!
Felicia: Doctor, I like your fire cat idea...but...it is...I can't...hug it...this is a major design flaw...
DeDeDe: Making a creature of pure fire is a major design flaw, it has none firey bodah under the flames that makes all tah fyre, but it mostly keeps its fire on. When wounded too much the glands that make the glands bleed into each other and lock the wings causing it to crash into the ground where the special flame mixture ignites ahnd turns its bodah into a make shift Napalm missle coating the landing site in a infernal blaze.
Felicia: So...What your saying is...I can hug the firey cat FRIEND?
DeDeDe: If 'hug' means hug not murder.
Felicia: Why would it mean hug?
DeDeDe: ...
DeDeDe: Moving on, ah while back I had tah Idea for a Foire Lion, a big mean pussy with a flamming mane ready to burn whatevah is in its path. I had an Idea however, wat if we modify your felinationizer to turn your cat friends into big fire cat friends?
Felicia: ...big...cuddely...warm...hug all day...can't hug...so sad...OH! OH DR.Pengiun I love the idea, big cuddley warm cat FRIENDS that can give your NOT FRIENDS big warm cozzy HUGS!
DeDeDe: ...ya...I know...
DeDeDe: Wel...I gatta leave, yah know importahnt SCIENCE to do and all...eheh...by
Felicia: BYe ByE SANTA! Don'T ForGET to BriNg Me ManY CudDEly FRIENDS! I love friends there so soft and cuddely and I can give them cute names...
*While Felicia starts to ramble, DeDeDe takes that as he hint to get da 'ell outa thare

OOC EDIT:
Hope your pun skills are beter then mine. Catafire why did I not see that. How old is Felicia actually? Curious because she sounds rather young...and deranged. Lets not forget deranged. Maybe we should do Scarfy's first? Horrid mutantions mixed with cuteness seems like Felicia's fortee and they'd make fine guards. They under estimate them because there cute then suddenly VERY INTENESE HUGGING UNTIL THERE ASLEEP!
 
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OMAKE: In Regards to Dogs and Friends (AKA Felicia Rambling)
Yeah kinda had to guess Felicia's personality, not so clear as Edna's from restless dead and not so easy to play off of my character.
I also looked up if there where more cat themed things in kirby.
Scarfy's can be kinda argued to be floating fluffy cats, like how the waddle dee's are squishy. Unlike waddle dee's, Scarfy's can turn into monstrous one eyed mutants. Seems kinda fitting for Felicia, cute and cuddly most of the time but sometimes wants to your friend and cuddle you realy realy hard, so hard you'll fall asleep. There also hunter scarfy's which are guards that attack ones there quary is stolen.

There is also Tac (or T.A.C.) which is pretty much a waddle-dee-like-cat-burgler. Can probally steal resources for us. Hell, in game they can steal copy abilities so maybe we can make Tacs to be able to steal powers, liking stealing the vampire out of one or stealing the beast out of a werewolf or the magic out of a wizard.

Then we have Nago, Kirby's cat friend. Not sure if we can weaponize him but he is a gaint fluffy cat that can clean things (to death) so Felicia wil probally approve.

There is a floating cat head blob in the original dream land, but I don't think it is minion material.

Also, I think I should mention that DeDeDe is kinda attached to most things out of the M3, especialy the Waddle dee's and wil probally try to crush anyone who experiments on a life one or kills one for research under his weight. You can however just use the M3 to make variants on the waddle dee.
Also, in Kirby there are fire lions and I take it the felinasationizer works through forcing humans to fit a given template. What if that template is a fire lion template?

IC bit:
*DeDeDe walks in and sees Felicia hug a waddle dee and pout
DeDeDe: Felicia mah gal, what is wrang?
Felicia: It is cuddly but ineviciently cute
DeDeDe: ...waht
Felicia: This creature is cute...and cuddely...but it is not a cat...they are the cutest...
DeDeDe: ...
*DeDeDe places fake cat ears on the waddle dee
*Felicia stares at him
Felicia: You just increased his cuteness my 20% OH! How about I make him my CaT FRIEND?!
DeDeDe: If ya put any kinda chemical into mah waddle dee's girl I shwear to gawd I wil break evahry bohne in yer bahdy, capiche?

*Felicia pouts
Felicia: Meanie
Waddle dee: The doctor is not mean, just protective!
Felicia: Doctor, I like your fire cat idea...but...it is...I can't...hug it...this is a major design flaw...
DeDeDe: Making a creature of pure fire is a major design flaw, it has none firey bodah under the flames that makes all tah fyre, but it mostly keeps its fire on. When wounded too much the glands that make the glands bleed into each other and lock the wings causing it to crash into the ground where the special flame mixture ignites ahnd turns its bodah into a make shift Napalm missle coating the landing site in a infernal blaze.
Felicia: So...What your saying is...I can hug the firey cat FRIEND?
DeDeDe: If 'hug' means hug not murder.
Felicia: Why would it mean hug?
DeDeDe: ...
DeDeDe: Moving on, ah while back I had tah Idea for a Foire Lion, a big mean pussy with a flamming mane ready to burn whatevah is in its path. I had an Idea however, wat if we modify your felinationizer to turn your cat friends into big fire cat friends?
Felicia: ...big...cuddely...warm...hug all day...can't hug...so sad...OH! OH DR.Pengiun I love the idea, big cuddley warm cat FRIENDS that can give your NOT FRIENDS big warm cozzy HUGS!
DeDeDe: ...ya...I know...
DeDeDe: Wel...I gatta leave, yah know importahnt SCIENCE to do and all...eheh...by
Felicia: BYe ByE SANTA! Don'T ForGET to BriNg Me ManY CudDEly FRIENDS! I love friends there so soft and cuddely and I can give them cute names...
*While Felicia starts to ramble, DeDeDe takes that as he hint to get da 'ell outa thare
Honestly just slap an cat motif and pun on something and Felicia will likely jump to work on it. But yes, Comparing her to a Scarfy is quite accurate. Cute a lot of the time, but down right terrifying at other times, with no in between. Felicia would approve of making Nagos or an singular one. Having someone to clean up all the things that mad scientists leave lying around- death lasers, unstable chemicals, bioweapons, empty coffee cups; you can tell Felicia's by them being an self made blend labeled Catpacchino. Kinda necessary for her due to being part cat now. Caffeine affects cats and dogs, but who cares about them? Felicia doesn't. Her opinion on dogs is basically this:

An Small Omake: In Regards to Dog and Friends

Felicia considers an pack of stray dog wandering around the base and mumbles to herself as she observes from an safe distance ".... mangy cat-mauling mutts.... flee ridden scoundrels.... purring beats panting .... not self cleaning.... stinks.... suppose that affection levels are okay.... affection is nice.... but slobbering isn't.... could fix problem with Felinationizer? Not sure if they would make good friends though... seems contradictory.... might appreciate hugs more though and be better at giving hugs to enemies." Felica considered the latter course of thought more carefully as her tail lashed in thought. "Would be less sad to see them gO To sLeEp! muCh MUCh LeSs SaD! WoUldn't fEEl aS GUiLTy SEeinG thEm gO To SlEeP. YEs, yeS! MuCh LeEs GUiLT ThAt way!" She paused in her rambling though as her ears lowered beneath her beanie. "..... would still be stinky dogs though. Could dogs be Cat Dog Friends? Seems unlikely.... requires further observation...." Felicia's nose wrinkles and her lips pull back to let an hiss escape at an dog that tried to come and investigate the weird maybe-human. Felcia decides to beat an tactical retreat back inside the base at this. ".... from an acceptable distance. Far away. Inside. Maybe get Dr. Penguin to observe them instead. Less distressing that way.... Dogs are less scary to birds.... keep the Waddle Dee's far away from the dogs though.... too cute to risk mauling...."

Felicia closes the door and bolts it shut along with turning back on the other over complicated safety measures put on by many of her fellow other mad scientists over an short period of time. It was almost an good way to tell how many there were in the organization by how many different and sometimes contradictory locks were on the door. Felicia's own contribution was the cat door on the bottom. She needed to make sure that her family could get in after all. It looks like an good portion of said family were lazing about inside the entry way now. Felicia picked up Gauze on her way over an unoccupied spot on the cat covered couch overlooking an window to the outside. The white cat makes an noise of displeasure at the sudden movement, but goes back to almost-sleep once Felicia puts her on the couch. Looking out the window at the pack of stray dogs, Felicia continues her mumbling on possible co-workers to involve in any experimentation that would take place.

Not that she seriously thought any would. Because... dogs! ".... Dr. Herbert would need to be there.... good testing on those that fall asleep for him..... he's an good person.... makes making friends easier.... maybe also Mangus or Dr. Watson...? Not Spider Friend or Dr. Watt's specialty, but maybe friendly assistance...? They are good co-workers not like XNFE.... try combat training and almost break your spine.... get laughed at.... suppose she's fine upon further examination.... Bunny girl is still an meh... Pandora Orb is impressive work though.... maybe poke at it later?... Absolutely Henrietta though.... best cat.... as best an cat can be in comparison to other cats.... favorite co-worker...." She liked most of her colleagues here. It was nice to be around friends and not friends for once she supposed. Sure she still hadn't interacted with many of them due to the rapidly expanding size of M.A.D., but she still had opinions on some.

Professor Rhombus was interesting and the idea of organic technology appealed to her. Even if he was kinda loud. Ralph was okay, but seemed more interested in the supernatural and investigating it than anything else. She could respect that level of dedication he displayed though. She could sympathize with Professor Dunwich's lack of friends and twitchy nature. It reminded her of herself. "Probably should invite Professor Dunwich to help too.... Anatomical Structure Analyzer is very useful for these things... hope the mangy mutts don't stress him out.... maybe give him an cat or two?.... absolutely two.... cats are good for anti-stress measures...." Who else has she met..... Krista Fairweather.... she was okay too. She liked nature and got an excellent source of funding in that business she set up... Felicia was no good at buisness... that required social interation with humans. "Probably Krista too..... though plants are more her thing than flesh....." She was still an fellow biology-based mad scientist, so there was that connection. Master Viper Jaminson knew the importance of an good acronym, so he was okay as well. She felt less inadequate in her social skills around someone equally inadequate. Blank's invention The Infiltration Suit could probably help the both of them in regards to body language, but it would probably have to be adjusted for her in regards to her.... improved body. Probably no tail holes. Okay inventor though, another good colleague. Dr. DNA brought an very interesting invention with her in the Jerry Device. She cOuLd usE It To mAke So maNY frieNds! Probably should approach her and Dr. Herbert about an joint project involving the three inventions obvious synergy. InFIniTe CAt FrIEnDs. She had yet to work with or meet anyone else outside of work. She didn't get out much. It'd been an exciting two weeks since M.A.D. was founded though. She dearly hoped it'd continue to be that way.
 
Absolutely Henrietta though.... best cat.... as best an cat can be in comparison to other cats.....favorite co-worker ....​

"Awww, I'm your favorite? I'm touched.

And being honest, more than little disturbed. Of course cats are the superior species, but your obsession with my- er, our kind is a tad... creepy.

...

Oh well! Are we not MAD scientists?! I can forgive you for being a touch, well, touched. In the head, that is.

Either way, I am glad to count you among my friends. You may consider yourself privileged to get the opportunity to bask in my GENIUS!!!"
 
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Also, a combo some of you may not have noticed.

Jerry Device + Felinationizer + Reanimation Serum
So use the Felinationizer on the Jerrys and the Reanimation Serum if it kills them, repeat, okay I can live with this.

Given the madness of Havoc Squad, I have unilaterally decided not to track stocks of consumables, right from the get-go.
So you want me to stop tracking equipment number except if it produces things?
 
I can't help but get the feeling we may need to put a dampner of some kind on Shadow/Felicia soon lest they try to take over with their cat-theming.

Next thing you know, we'll all wake up one day having been gassed by an aerosol version of the cat formula in their mad quest for cat supremacy.

Frankly, I'm half tempted as it is to spend a turn researching a vaccine to protect against such such cat-based formulas.
 
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